bundy smells like he's from Nimbin...

ah, well, i should now like to announce to everyone that the winner of the Bong Throwing event at this years Green Olympics was Meri. (this is an event that came about from residents of Nimbin having to lob their bongs over the back fence when the cops came to the door).

he also came in a close second in the Artistic Joint Rolling competition. he thought he had one with his two metre long joint extravaganza, but he did not count on that fat bikie who made a delightful fairy shaped joint in under one minute.

bundy is the "pony" in the S&M Olympics.

*You guys, bundy and Meri, crack me up when you riff off each other.) :lol: :thumbsup:

If you need any explainations of what we're talking about, don't hesitate to ask...


Fremen liked 'Flubber'

fremen seems to have a tommy chong look-a-like growing out of his ass

laxative likes to come second...

dammit.
Meridae'n always comes prematurely.

Isn't this supposed to be the 'secret' thread though?


Laxative gives everyone the shits...

mer wants to move to brisbane...(a small, very small hamlet in upstate new york...)

bloody oath! But it would mean i'd be a Queenslander...


Uncle Phil has an unhealthy spiritual bind with his avatar

Bris-vegas... one day we´ll all be able to retire there.

Meri doesn´t think Judith Lucy is funny.

Or pretty.

Bundy thinks Rove is funny, and tall (sorry to burst ur bubble...)

Meri is watching Rovey right now... cos he has a big fat juicy crush on little Rovey... but he told his friends that he´s only watching it to see Anoushka from Big Brother.

I'm watching Rove cause my old girl doesn't have Austar...


Bundy can't wait until Chrissy is evicted and does a spread in Picture magazine...

LOL!!
how that is a nasty thought.... thanks for that...
i just want Chrissy to leave so Reggie can win!!


Meri aspires one day to get really drunk and dance around a karoake bar to prince´s little red corvette in a provocative manner.

Bundy used to dance at Blue-light discos

blue-light discos hahaha, what memories...
i don´t ever remember dancing though...


Meri used to play catch-and-kiss with the other kids at his all boy high school.

Bundy still wears 2 pairs of Converse socks at the same time...

Meri still buys jeans and tears the bum out...

bundy is going to bed depressed because the Aussie dollar fell 0.04 cents short of being worth US$0.65...

Meri is going to bed depressed because once again he has watched Sandra Sully, and once again he realised that she´ll never be his.

bundy must be sleep typing...

Bundy is quietly content after just breaking the TFP's record for avatar changes inside 10 minutes

Meridae'n loves to be spanked ....... by his grandma!!!!!!!!

Midlandmadman is actually perfectly sane.

CL drives a cement mixer to church...

uncle phil collects other people's used band-aids.

God help him, Conclamo simply cannot win and it fills him with a deep, dark, regret every single day of his life.

Troublebot was the greatest Dungeon Master ever ... in high school.

teknophile makes babies out of paper machete and punts them down the food court in the mall to his audiences horror.

Phaenx has never won a game of Tic Tac Toe

M's parents didn't do any puzzles with him when he was young.

he's now lost....

flyman has to join the 'no wanking movement' cause his girl locked her underwear drawer...

bones likes to sit on his hand until it goes numb...then when he jerks it,it's like someone else doin' it.

good for you bones

Bones was once seen aboard the "Mir" spacecraft recieving a case of alien-human embryos implicating his involvement in a sinister scheme designed to win browser wars.

cchris participates in mockery

CLudus really hates people shortening his name...

I am careful to never do it to anyone else Meridae'n. Did I mention that Meridae'n has to jump up and down every time he hears the words "action-packed".

Meridae'n really does pout like his avatar in real life! The cowboy hat was stolen...

EDIT! But Conclamo is faster than richeee...
and secretly proud of it!
Take of the crown and prom dress, Con...

EDIT 2:And cchris is slower than richeee...

Conclamo Ludus sings along with ABBA songs

Richeee is as slow as a wet week

Edit: And no, the irony of what just happened isn't lost on me...


Cchris takes his holidays in Moree

richee always tries to use monopoly money when shopping

They are both right! Damn dialup!

richeee delays his posts on purpose just to get attention.

cchris is a dead ringer for Jessica Rowe

Meridae'n knows Trent REAL well

cchris dosen't know how to use his refresh button

flyman have a slow puter too

cchris wishes he was a football star.


*yoor fooball team suucks laddie*

Meridae'n vomits after drinking 4X

flyman plays bowls

cchris can't wait to slander innocent bystanders...

M hangs out to slop up the mess.

flyman's joints are too fat.

splck's joints are WAAAAAYYYYY to small.

i use them to pick my teeth with after a good meal.

then roll my own.

flyman has large gaps between his teeth.

splck is an ultra-slick bulldog-pimping gangsta...who likes fly-fishing.

Bundy is quicker than I but still has never seen the 'Pam & Tommy' tape...

splck only has a couple teeth

thats true...

Meri hasn´t slept in days - he can´t pull himself away from his live internet streaming of the Big Brother house... haven´t you tired of that toilet cam yet?

and you, laxative, you slippery little poo particle... we all know about your evil gimp fetishes and the poor monkeys in your basement.

Bundy learned to tie his laces when he was 13. Before that he just those 'Trax' shoes with the velcro strips...

velcro shoes are the best. and they were always so cheap.

Meri tried to beat Boonies record of beer drinking on the way to london - but failed miserably and ended up getting arrested for pissing all over an airline hostess.

bundy 'can't bowl, can't throw'

Meri´s hero is Darren ´boof´ Lehman

Bundy cried when Shane & Angel got married, and again when Shane died...

they were tears of laughter.
because as examples of great Australian drama, they were disgraceful.


Meri is Dieter Brummer.

Bundy is really Nudge...

no way, not nudge...that guy was into scat...


Meri is that guy who hosts Big Brother Up Late.

bundy still has, and uses, his Mello-Yellow yo-yo (and still thinks they're the fastest)...

Meridae'n had a twin when he was in the womb which dissolved during the first trimester and floated through his umbilical cord into his body. The fetus (bundy) then regrew attached to his small intestine and manufactures speed-lube out of spit and fiber.

is that a real poncho or a sears poncho?

Meri collects those Mcdonalds figurines that come with happy meals.

however, when he missed out on getting a Piglet soft toy, he got so angry that he bit the poor 13 year old serving him. he drew blood and is now facing an asault charge.

Dammit!

and dead barbie necro guy thinks that barbies can be killed.

bundy has a thing for girls with hairy pits (that's why he smells like Nimbin... trolling for hippie chicks)

how very continental.

Meri likes his ladies with rotting teeth...it makes kissing all the more exciting.

Bundy is always afraid when he is about to have sex........... well you would be too if it was dark and you were all by yourself!

MLMadman uses the mouse with his left hand when surfing any site featuring Oprah...

Meridae'n is more of a Rosie O'Donnell man.

mac is a fosters man, he likes big cans...

When he was 11, Uncle Phil thought he had a pubic hair, until he started pissing out of it...

mer is a MILK man...he likes metal jugs...

Uncle Phil's wallet has a picture of Donatello on it...

Meridae'n smells like olives all of the time. Its disgusting.

C Ludus likes to play naked twister with the neighbours...Herb and Darlene......82 and 79 respectivly

Flyman is Gary Colemans younger, shorter brother.

Bundy used to go for the Adelaide Rams

SexyCat - hates cats

spacecowboy has an extreme fascination with Plantar warts.

haha!
Fremen you are mine...

Everybody, listen up... Fremen has just received some bad news... the tests came back positive.

yes, Fremen has been officially diagnosed with Moth Scaredy-ness-itis.

chin up mate.

bundy didn't realise the sun gave us light until it came to him in a vision. He now believes the sun is not only the giver of light but the supreme diety to which he answers to. For this reason he never wears sunglasses or sunscreen, and dresses as scarcely as possible. Skin cancer is his vision of paradise!

Pyrate hasn´t ever seen the sun...being from CorBlimeyLand.
in the dark he has an eerie white glow.

bundy worships rocks because his head is full of them

only when i´ve got loads of cash pj.

PJ confessed to his friends at high school that he had a crush on Barbara Bush.
they still haven´t let him live it down.

hubba hubba baby!

Bundy hates his job at the Campbeltown 'Mitre 10'- he really wants to join the ballet!

fuck me.
LOL!

nice one.

not too many ballerinas in the campbelltown mitre-10 i reckon...

richeeee isn´t really from the Emerald City - hes from Cabramatta and hes too ashamed to admit it. (this may account for his in-depth knowledge of sydneys south west)

Bundy's barking up the wrong kookaburra tree!

hahaha!

kookaburras are fat snake-eating birds rich, not trees.

Richeee was a Strom Thurmond groupie... but now he´s just stalking Rummy.

I was just testing you, yeah, that's it! Just seeing if you were truly an Aussie! Yeah, that's right.

Bundy IS the man behind the curtain, at the end of the yellow brick road...
and he's not wearing pants! Watch out, Toto!!

richeeee was the guy you patented the special ´shower-toilet with extendible shaving mirror´.
he invented this device so that he could shit-shower and shave all at the same time.

it also cuts down on those pesky toilet paper bills.

richeee has first dibs on the Cowardly Lion....but, with a dominating sex fetish like he has, was it ever really a surprise! So Bundy, watch yer back, mate!

wry1 is the president of his local michigan Celine Dion fan club. in fact, he´s the only member... so i guess hes only the president by default.

In two short weeks Bundy will become Mrs. Bundy Giant Hamburger. We have been PMing each other daily since we both registered in April. He is the most wonderfullest person the human mind could comprehend and I look forward to spending the rest of our long, agonizing, inexorable lives together until we are parted by death. Bundy, my sweet, sweet baby, I'm coming home.
-GH

Giant Hamburger is really a giant chicken nugget.