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Uncle Phil wears his undershorts while taking a shower.
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Conclamo Ludus dropped the olympic torch...
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I did. It is true. I am sorry. I dropped the olympic torch right on Meri's head. I don't know what he was doing betwixt my legs, but he said he was a professional. Sadly I believed him.
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C Ludus likes to berate the mice that his sorry assed cat can't catch.
*fuckin' mice eh?* |
flyman enjoys the sweet pungent stench of the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT!!!
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speakin' of pits....bundy's armpit smells like his crotch.......
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Bundy's crotch ironically smells like flyman.
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C Ludus knows this cuz.........?????
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Flyman's mother told me. It was a very honest moment we shared...I think...
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Conclamo pimps out the Flys mother. but when it comes time for her to lay maggots, well, he locks her up in the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT
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ouch..........well C Ludus passes his days,by watching cats walk away with thier tails in the air,
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Fly was faster...
This Time! |
richeee was....slower.....
this time... |
Flyman only eats the pink-colored Apple Jacks. He says they taste like rainbows and moonbeams.
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Conclamo is only collateral damage.
he is not my intended target. besides, Conclamo smells. and, Flyman is easily distracted by the decoy Richeeeeeeee. the Fly has become scared of Oreo cookies since that last scandel. even though they sponsered his upbringing anda gave him all, he has turned his back on them. he is selfish, and demonic. |
Toongabbie High School will never allow Bundy back, due to some science club experiment with rhesus monkeys and cheerleaders uniforms, gone bad...
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bundy wants to eat me like an oreo cookie......
*got me....richeee* |
:D :D :D
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richee is all smiles.....
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Flyman, that would be an attractive invitation, but i do you are no longer sweet and creamy and chocolatey.
now you are evil. and tasteless. and that Toongabbie call Rich - thats just plain nasty. i think Meri lives around there. haha. |
*richeee innocently kicks the dirt around the playground...whistles nonchalantly...*
:D by the way, Bun- there's more to follow... :lol: ;) |
bundy has no idea where the Centrepoint tower is...
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Meri sits on top of Centrepoint.
he also shops in Asquith. |
Bundy thinks he's good just cause he's gunna get to 1000 before me... unfortunately he's right.
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Meri is also a post-whore...but sadly he is poor one.
i advise all to avoid his wares and to seek sexual pleasure elsewhere. |
bundy listens to AM radio, just waiting for 'Africa' by Toto to come on...
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which Meri sang......
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flyman gets horny whenever someone mention Africa...
You do the math |
mer can't do the math without a calculator...
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I heard uncle phil traded his`Vette for a calculator...only cause it came with a new pocket protector.
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Uncle Phil is so worried about flies getting in his food he only eats in a true vacume
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queedo means `slow-typer' in Ohioese.
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paddyjoe dances with the devil in the pale moon light...all the time.
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Conclamo Ludus eats Eucalyptus leaves in private. He stalks Koala Bears in zoos to get their leftovers. It has been rumored that he will "do favors' for said Koalas for more leaves.
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pheatius listens to stan freberg 78s...
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Uncle Phil is the walrus
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asquint has a red rash on his neck
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Bundy is a member of GreenPeace
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squinty thinks that that is an insult.
and he still has a bad rash. |
Bundy hangs out with Rosalynn Carter.
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Macheath mainlined smack with Nancy Reagan.
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laxative does crack and other ghetto drugs with Hillary Clinton in Harlem.
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mac took the last train to clarksville with his heroes...the monkees...
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phil has monkeys in his closet.
they're wearing sleeper jammies too. |
Well, unfortunately, flyman still hasn't come out of the closet.
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paddyjoe has come out of the closet.
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...and right into spick's loving arms.
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...joining CL...
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asquint is a democrate
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excellent idea queedo.
lets all gang up on squinty. squinty needs to get stronger glasses. |
When Bundy says "stronger glasses," what he means is "Hi, I'm Bigfoot. Years ago I stole a laptop from some campers and here I am."
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Phaenx is fluent in the little known Australian language.
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bundy drinks after the dog.
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Fremen drinks after Mua'Dib
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mac slurps his soup...
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ahhhh the jammie man himself eh.....
'ol phil there wears stilletto heels and a garter,with an elastic band around his nutsack....just because he can. |
Fly deals in exotic latex and leather bondage costumes.
he even made a special tight leather jammie number for our lord King Phil. |
bundy is ready for his second pair of sleeper jammies; this time with REAL mashed potatoes in the feet instead of that brown fake stuff like last time...
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See all that spam you keep getting Re: jammies? That's all from Uncle P. Hope you feel real proud of yourself...
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???
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I was kidding mate!
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Meri pulls his punches when attacking old men.
oh, and he canīt spell Origami... |
bundy really did let the dog's out
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haha!
cchris supports the bulldogs in the NRL. |
Falls over laughing "NO WAY"
Meridae'n drinks lemonade in the ladies lounge at the Pub |
OI!! The Bulldogs will win the 03 Premiership.
Bundy goes for a loser team in the NRL, whoever they are... |
mind you, that pub cchris mentioned is really Stone Wall on Oxford Street, and those ladies arenīt really ladies. interesting times, huh meri.
and i donīt go for Cronulla - in fact i hate the sharks with a passion. |
So bundy knows these things from experience
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cchrisīs dream girl is giving him nightmares, because heīs never had it in the ear before.
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deep down... bundy hates sharks and secretly fishes for them just to eat the ass outta them...(on the barbie of course)
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flyman is sexually attracted to any animal with a cartilage skeleton...
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flyman also enjoys eating peoples noses.
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flyman's species never gets cancer...
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Meri uses a mixture of manure and grapejuice to paint his kitchen walls. :D
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there was so much talk of Moths recently that Fremen couldnīt bring himself to come by the nonsense forum.
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bundy wants to be a barman at "whiskey a-go-go..." (presuming it's still alive and kicking in kings cross...)
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uncle phil distributes mature rated video games to minors.
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Conclamo uses flash cards as porn.
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Its the only way I learn...
Pyrate invented beef-flavored yogurt. It hasn't taken off yet, but I hear its big in Monaco. |
CL is jealous of bundy's new duds...
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Uncle Phil has stopped breathing. He never really needed the oxygen anyway as he has been a zombie since the late eighties.
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Pheatius should know.
Just take a look into his basement. http://www.homepageofthedead.com/fil...ht/karen1s.jpg |
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar....ine=1057780371 Giant Hamburger has a ......little(giggle,giggle)piece of meat:D
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'tweren't me...
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Uncle Phil has never known the pleasure of picking his nose. See, he was born without fingernails...
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Meri stays indoors with his tinfoil hat on so the aliens can't mind-read the coordinates to the local pub.
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fremen likes to sing the old cowboy song........"lookin' for love in all the wrong places"......
with shit on his nose. |
....hey...santa fly...cooool.
bones hangs out in other peoples closets. he visits them when they are having a bad day. *wonders....when are you gonna go home bones?* |
bones wishes he was in my closet so he could peek on me jerkin my johnson
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flyman really wants to be called 'Diptera-man'
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meri wants South Africa to win the Tri Nations.
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Bundy's last name is 'Tallis'
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yes, thats right... iīm Gordie Tallis. Meriīs last name is Webke. |
Although he is the best prop in the game, I would rather be a NSWelshman than Webke...
Bundy drinks Tooheys Red, for the taste. |
OUCH!
that has to be the dodgiest, nastiest beer. meri drinks West Coast Cooler for the taste |
I drink WCC to look masculine and sophisticated.
Bundy thinks Something For Kate's new album sounds completely different to their first two... |
Meri wants to move to Mt Isa when he retires.
once there, heīll start selling fake moon rocks by the side of the highway. |
Bundy feels empty cause he never owned a pair of Aerosports
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M has 6 nipples....seriously, it's weird
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actually, i did own a pair of aerosports...and they served me well...
hambone has a vested interest in the exquisite nipples of Meri...he intends to capture meri and milk his nipples dry... run meri, run... |
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