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BLT holds the world record for most orgasms while competing in the world ski jump event...
his record is 3, over a 100m distance. hot damn thats fast and furious. |
bundy likes to fart in his hand, then throw it in his freinds face.
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lckUber licks the top of every salt and pepper shaker he uses. Wherever he is.
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Con Clamo is in further trouble with the law regarding the Ludus Di$co.
this time, he was caught serving tequila to underage midgets. looks like they may shut your beloved Day Disco down this time Con... |
That's ok, Con Clamo is getting off easy because everyone knows that bundy is the devil in a pair of recycled underwear who got all the midgets hooked on crack in the first place.
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Jonsgirl swipes ashtrays from friends' houses and sells them on the blackmarket. (local fleamarket) :p
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Fremen subscribes to the braille edition of the Victoria's Secret catalouge.
C'mon, where are those hands going next, Fremen? |
Paddyjoe posed for the braille Victoria's Secret Catalouge. (Plus Size edition)
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phaetius wears most of the panties he sees on page 14 (after he orders them, of course...)
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unc. phil wears silk panties under his sleeper jammies while his poor wife wonders where her good undies went.
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when Fremen goes shopping for new underwear and socks and stuff, he usually goes naked.
saves time. |
bundy always wears his new underdrawers on his head for the first week or so........if his nose gets comfy in there, he knows his package will be!
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*Ooooh, nice burn!!* :lol: (good one, pj)
paddyjoe secretly envies the underwear salesman that gets to adjust bundys' package. |
Fremen has a website that shows a hidden camera that has been sewn into Bundy's package wrapper. I hear they are good for about two or three washings before they short out. That is a long time though since we know the frequency of said washings is infrequent at best.
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Pheatius was teabagged by Michael Jackson after losing a bet that he is really Janet Jackson in disguise.
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cl auctioned off his sleeper jammies on e-bay last night...
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We all know the only reason uncle phil knows this is because he was the high bidder!
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paddyjoe walks around his house asking "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up the floppy disk?"
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Jonsgirl has a metal plate in her head which is fun for her because she can place cute fridge magnets on her forehead to fit her moods. Today she has a local pizza palor ad magnet on her forehead, cuz she's famished & hopes someone gets the hint to buy her a pizza.
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bern wears boxer shorts to bed under her sleeper jammies.
......but topless...... atta' girl...... |
flyman superglues quarters on video-game arcade floors just to torture the teenage gamer punks.
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Fremen does the same thing in adult theatre peep-shows. Sources close to him say "he likes to watch them bend over unknowingly", desperately reaching for that quarter.
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Co-Lo is just mad because he constantly lost money when we bet on who had underwear on and who didn't.
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Fremen once had a bad acid trip, and ended up trying to light up a carrot like a cigarette, nude, while trying to jump a freight train to Bangor Maine.
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Fremen makes ladies figures out of symbols.
.....cuz he can't make a moth.... and that speedster bundy is just to quick this morn...:D |
Flyman once made a stick of deoderant last 3 years.
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thats nothing.
Con once made a roll of toilet paper last 6 years. and his toothbrush... well thats the same one his parents gave him 12 years ago. |
bundy............likes to lick the cold soup off of the lid after he takes it from the can.
......chunkey roo.......eh mate?.... |
flyman's lucky I'm to tired to think of a horrible insult tonite.
I'll be back!!!!..............eh? |
pj has so little on his mind that it hurts for him to go to sleep.
....he dosen't know if he should close his eyes or his mouth... ....eh?........ come on man you can do better than that.:D |
Alright flyboy, I'm back!!!!
When fly throws a party, his friends favorite game is to play ring-toss. They all get to take turns throwing Cheerios at his johnson. 98% accuracy also, I might add. Wheee......hors douvres...................eh? |
bastard......well.....
PJ...after the ring toss....sucks the sugar from the cheerios after they've been on my johnson...... HAA............eh? |
Flyman likes to swizzle his cheerio covered johnson in a bowl of milk.
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that splck so lovingly sups up after said swizzle
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and of course mr. flyman does not at all object to
Ewww............eh? |
paddyjoe took his girlfriend to see 'The Vagina Monologues', but when the time came for everyone to shout out Cunt! together, he could only bring himself to mime it.
Eh? |
castex is really Howard Rheinegold.
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bundy is really Jeff Kennett
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AARRRHHHH!!!!
no, not that, anything but that!!! well, Meri is Bob Katter. |
bundy blew all his money on the Broncos yesterday.
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Meri's in love with the gum on my shoe...
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guypunkr has been known to fondle other peoples' underwear at the Laundromat.
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Fremen is responsible for Celine Dion.
he knew her growing up... and the silly goose, he told her she had a great voice... |
Bundy joined the French Foreign Legion years ago to flee a failed love affair. The only thing that kept him warm on those cold nights in the trenches of untold numbers of military maneuvers was the thought of caressing his lost love once more. It was a grenade that landed too close to Bundy that finally knocked the memories of Fremen from his mind, Fremen and his new lover, Celine Dion.
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Phaetius, its a pleasure to be insulted by you.
you are a poet. you are a genius. but you do have some strange attraction to lego women. but hey, every genius has some filthy little fetish. |
When bundy sneaks to the kitchen at night to get a snack he usually finds that Pheatius has beat him to the 'fridge once again.
They crouch down (just like they do in the boudoir) in front of the open 'fridge trying to find that perfect snack that "spreads" in all the right places... |
Fremen is a young scientist who was running expierements dealing with another dimension but something went horribly wrong and he ended up in a 17th century prison, where he was known as the ASSimilator.
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belt ties knots in his cat's tail...
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Uncle Phil used to be Aunt Phillis
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Averett squeezes and shoehorns her feet into size 13 women's shoes. ;) umm, please don't kill me!
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Fremen, heres little song in your honour...
And he´s smoking up his junk bonds, and then he goes to get stiff, and he´s dancin at the yacht club, with muff and uncle biff. But theres one good thing that happens when you toss your pearls to swine his attitude may taste like shit but goes real good with wine. |
bundy wears boxer shorts with a modified garter belt.
that way the blokes won't harrass him......AS MUCH. *don't let your knickers down pal* |
Oh my, the truth finally becomes known.
Our flyman has bundy equiped with a custom made chastity belt.......and you know who holds the ONLY key Sadly, flyman Oh, the humanity..................eh? http://www.photobucket.com/albums/08...e/c1772a1b.jpg |
jesus h. christ joe......
paddyjoe likes to look in the men's underwear dept. for odd ginch such as the one above. nasty little fetish you got there PJ......eh? |
Flyman is not his real name...
its just that his master, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, hasn´t used his real name... well, ever. she just yells, ¨Fly man, fly...¨ at him when she needs him to fly and do her evil bidding. **edit - HOLY SHIT PJ, thats just nasty! |
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Paddyjoe smokes Health Canada cannabis...and likes it.
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Pheatius wears a jewel encrusted cod piece, and makes his kids wear one too, but they don't get jewel encrusted they get a regular. When they are rulers of their home they can have a jeweld one of their own.
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Beltruckus enjoys attending concerts by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir... but only for the boys.
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charlatan enjoys giving belt his extra tickets to the mormon tubercular choir so that he doesn't have to sit alone...
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uncle phil thinks the Upper Peninsula is that funny looking organ in our bodies that we no longer use just above the spleen.
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Conclamo Ludus fantasizes about the neighbor church lady who plays hymns on the organ late at night. she plays that baseball organ music, too. that's what really gets him riled up.
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bernadette's a really good friend....and likes it.
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Rup likes to stick things into stuffed toy animals.....
(i won't tell you what though...just use your imagination) |
Flyman only knows this because hes also in this filthy little Soft-Toy Penetration ring.
but, unlike Ruprex, he doesn´t stop at sticking sharp objects into the poor little teddy bears... he dresses them up, performs grooming rituals on them such as shaving, and moisturising, then stabs them viciously with a surgeons scalpel, over and over. |
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Bundy has an attractive daughter that he wishes he could fantasize over her, unfortunately he personally does not find her attractive in that sense. |
Beltruckus was once one of the Wonder Twins...You will have to guess which one yourself.
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Pheatius is Feces in latin. I swear.
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Uncle phil, if provoked, will pull out your heart. But then he feels bad and puts it back in before you die. What a sweet heart.
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Beltruckus has about 100 stray cats in his house & pants
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lemme get this straight... i have a hot daughter, who i wish i could find hot, but can´t?? how does that work?? anyway, Robblee has had too many Wobblee pops this morning, and is now way to pissed to think about anything but BLTs stray cat fetish. |
Bundy was the drummer in TISM
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Meridae'n keeps a fur-covered diary with the words "Keep Out" in hot pink printed on the cover. This diary is used to detail all the nefarious plans the Wal-Mart greeters are hatching.
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JumpinJesus has a strange attraction to over sized hotpants. And likes it in the badonkadonk
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bennyb has a problem with distributing bennys....
that's why he has a name as such...... *hey man.....wanna buy some ludes?.....* (bundy knows what i mean.) |
flyman doesn´t trust these individuals...
http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/flcar.jpg yes Fly, i know what you mean (wink wink) |
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(stevieY knows........) bundy has a problem with the length of his johnson. on cold days,he has one helluva time tryin' to take a squirt.....while coming up with excuses about takin' a swim or somethin'. |
Flyman has no problem with the length of bundy's johnson. He says, "it fits just right."
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y'see it alway's comes down to flyman's and bundy's `games'.
It's nice that CL has finally been invited to sit in. I'm sure he brought his favorite lube...........eh? |
yes heres a picture of when PJ came along in the back seat to play some of our GAMES...
http://www.warningcomics.com/trip.jpg we played nice. Flyman offered him some ludes and some SCAG, i even commented on the shape of this fine rounded skull. but PJ couldn´t handle it. he ran off into the desert. to be alone. and sober. |
bundys' hometown police keep a flier posted about him at the station houses, warning to be on the alert when he's in town.
They can tell when he's in town.........due to the increase in pregnancies of neighborhood cats. :p |
thats right Fremen, i´m just some randy, rampant old tom cat.
or should i call you by your full name? Fremen is only your first name... your surname is ZOD! so, Fremen Zod now that we all know who you are... would you care to explain your last failed attempt at a world takeover?? http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/...zod-vanity.jpg looks like you picked the wrong team for that there takeover huh! |
Oh the shame! The horror!
My posse assured me we had all those photos destroyed! All I can say in my defense is, when I heard of the riches of Houston, I went a little power hungry. Started imagining I had all these "super" powers and even took advice from some doofus named after the flora on your world. :rolleyes: I'm all better now, thank you. *whistles nonchalantly* When bundy gets the urge to play a game, he whips out Candyland and cheats his ass off against his kids. |
I don't know what it is with Freman, but I happen to know that he's got this weird fetish...
He likes to empty a bag of Fritos on his chair, then he sits down bare-assed on the Fritos. Personally, I think it's kinda sick. |
But surely not as sick as your own little fetish, mister Batman.
Late at night, Batman often sneaks downstairs to the kitchen. What he does there is almost too disturbing to discribe in words. Almost. He actually puts dog food inside his anus. Then he drinks as much water as possible. He waits until enough water reaches his alimentary canal, then letting go of this sick mixture of water and dog food. His disgusting habit does not end there. He also eats the fake diarrhea - while taking pictures of the act. And... it gets him a hard on. Beat that. |
after batman goes through with the dog food procedure Four fingers pretends to stick his 5th finger into batmans anus, it doesn't work usually.
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Beltruckus & Four Fingers like to post thread-killing disgusting forays into fecal matter.
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Hey I just said he likes to pretend to stick his finger in a hole, he has 4 fingers so he can't nothing disgusting about that..
Pheatius secretly likes discussions about poop. |
sexy cat wants to have sex with a....dog...not a cat oddly enough
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Seanathan only reads the first page of threads before posting.
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Batman976 is really batgirl using Bruce's login again. If you don't quit I'm going to email Alfred again.
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CL is still collecting tolls on the bridge...
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uncle "Yankee Doodle" phil runs a bubble bath, lines up his rubber duckies all in a row for company, gets in and relaxes, then he makes up his beautimas lyrics. ;)
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Fremen secretly listens to uncle phil's lyrics in a warm bubble bath
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Flyman "scrubs" Fremen's back. Ironically they leave the tub, dirtier than when they got in.
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Co-Lo hangs around and sips from the tub, murmuring, "Ambrosia." ;)
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Fremen faced north at Culloden.
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