LOL!!

Flyman has a seriously deformed left testicle.

SVT01Cobra keeps his testicles in a paper bag and uses them as his 'lucky-dice'.

Mr.D rolls the lucky testicle dice right after he blows on 'em.

flyman flies radio-controlled planes while blowing on his testicles


Wooo, multi-talented!

pj tried to market radio-controlled planes that you could control by licking your scrotum...

sadly it didn´t make it past the standards and safety committees...

real shame that...

Bundy was so upset with the RC Planes not going into production that he slept with everyone on the Saftey Committee in hopes to get the Planes a seal of approval. Didn't work, but he couldn't walk straight for three weeks.

aucaly watched and liked geli (sp) twice

That's low man, I'm actually really hurt by that. ;)

Dilbert1234567 jacks off to Alice in Wonderland.

Mr.Deflok bought a N-gage ;) :p

muck thinks he's ready to buy a pair of sleeper jammies...

uncle phil's gonna sell muck the double size jammies so he can fit in there with him.


Oooo baby.......cozy!

pj has convinced that last 12 women that he's seduced that it was a good idea to make plaster casts of their genitals.

he keeps that collection of plaster-of-paris vaginas on his mantelpiece.

Bundy has proposed to several of the plaster vaginas on said mantlepiece. (No answer yet.)

Pheatius has borrowed a couple of them...

uncle phil is Dr.Phill's bitch.

Mr. Deflok isn't very nice. ;)

muckluck is very unlucky

everquestjoe-mania is sweeping the nation.

C Ludus likes to wear dark shades so the dudes don't know he's checkin' them out.

flyman's mouth waters everytime he hears the word "mantastic".

Conclamo Ludus is President of the Tony Danza fanclub.

def lok wishes it were winter right now...

Oh man, that is so rude :lol:


uncle phil once got caught sniffing bicycle seats ouside the YWCA.

and paddyjoe wanted to know what the fuss was and started licking the seats.

Mr.Deflok is turned on by licking of any kind.

What's so bad about that?

Scipio is the President of the Johnathan Stamos fanclub.

Mr.Deflok is the Secretary for the Johnathan Stamos fanclub.

Nanofever has trouble coming up with new ideas.

Scipio reads a lot of Harry Turtledove books. He believes they are the real history. He is confused, but well loved and looked after by the staff at his 'Home'.

Tony Danza is a underrated actor that deserves some long overdue respect for his body of work. Especially Cannonball Run II.

Pheatius works two jobs. Handjobs and Blowjobs. And business is boomin'.

And Conclamo Ludus is his 1,000,000th customer! Congratulations!

Scipio thinks he has a sense of humour.

def lok didn't go to bed in his sleeper jammies last night...

He went to bed in uncle phil's sleeper jammies last night. Somehow there was room for two.

Conclamo Ludus is really an alien spy that came to earth to study the 30 minute pig orgasm. he frequently turns himself into a pig to experience the phenomenon.

ariekitten got fired for over-fluffing.

Scipio could never find me, no matter how hard he tried or how long he searched.

WheresWaldo thinks he's hard to find, but his stink gives him away.

Scipio take this thread to seriously and tells his sister everytime someone makes fun of him.

deflok is Tana Umaga's identical twin brother.

bundy is related to Steve Irwin.

Mr. Deflok sacrifices chickens and wears a necklace made of gizzards.

water boy sucks his thumb when he's nervous...

uncle phil doesn't actually wear any of his own sleeper jammies.

they're polyester.......


and he's been peddling them to the "ones that aren't wary"

flyman is the fifth horseman of the drunkapocalypse, but gets no recognition for it. it drove him to a life filled with donuts and fat chicks.

Hi
Stan the man was abducted by Iranian terrorists and brutally raped by a showtune-singing shemale donkey named Lola.
Thanks,
Manga

MangaMonkey raped his vacuum cleaner.

while Def watched in awe...........and was rather pissed that he never had a go on the vac.

flyman has trouble getting male pubes out his braces.

They're Mr. Deflock's pubes

(lol- u had that one comin!)

:::OshnSoul::: collects male pubes

Deflok has a three inch penis, but he bought a honda to compensate.

Scipio likes those little guys. Nice snug fit.

paddyjoe watches informercials all day, and impulsively buys everything he sees.

Chingal0 gladly pays all of paddyjoe's high bills for 'services rendered'.

Pheatius wrote a book about pedophillia. Pedophilia for Dummies

Scipio becomes aroused when he dons previously worn support hose and corrective shoes.

Yes, and it certainly was nice that SpoilSport gave Scipio such a good deal on his old hose and shoes.

Wonderful TFP community!

paddyjoe likes to spank abducted schoolboys bottoms with a table-tennis bat.

Mr. Deflok lends paddyjoe his tabletennis bat when paddyjoe forgets to bring his over to Mr. Deflok's casa on schoolboy-spanking-tuesday.

Now how did Chinga10 know Tuesdays was spanking days? Sorry man, can't keep your secret anymore.
His were the first set of little buttocks reddened. Believe me, he loved it!

not as much as joe here loved being the one to redden them little buttocks.

what did he use to preform such acts on young chingl0..........yup,you guessed it.......his tongue.

flyman tried desperately to sell his TV show idea to the Mounted Canadian Television Board...

but they just couldn't bring themselves to like Splcky-boy and the Fly...

maybe it had something to do with the paint-on superhero outfit Fly insisted on wearing to all of the meetings.

or maybe the problem with the pitch was that Splcky-boy thought it would be a good plan to pull his penis out and squeeze it with his left hand, while he shook peoples hands...

bundy, otherwise known as Jimmy Bundy, demented brother of Ted Bundy (who is practically normal by comparison). The world doesn't know it yet, but soon the transgressions of Jimmy "bundy" Bundy will be national news. Jimmy loves to murder people. Only instead of murdering women like his brother did, Jimmy prefers to murder men and stage sadistic goatse reenactments. He has a wall in a shed out back covered in the pictures.

scipio is really an army ant come to find one lucky sap to take back to his colony for devouring.

ariekitten still thinks Van Damme is an underated performance actor and cries everytime she watches KickBoxer.

Mr.D used to be Mr.B on that show family affair

Flyman's pool table is covered in suede.

astroglid....oops.....i always seem to do that....

astroCLOUD likes to smear extra virgin olive oil on his naked body,and run through the streets of his neighbourhood yelling.....


"Look at meeeeee..............Look at meeeeeee.............."

Hey at least it's VIRGIN olive oil unlike the old McDonalds grease that flyman likes to grease up with.

astroglide..........see ....again....

astroCloud takes pix of his empties when he's drunk.

he figures it's artwork.

astro vonwarstiener

Flyman would take pictures of his empties except that pictures of his empty oregano pipe might be incriminating and embarrassing.

Astrocloud once turned up to kindergarten naked, and this was when he was 22.

Deflock invented the deflok bag, which causes its contents to rot with great speed.

Scipio isn't really Rick James, Bitch.

his real name is James Rich, and he used to be Con CLamo's best customer at the Ludu$ Day Disco.

oh, man, bundy really wants a pair of those sleeper jammies...that must be why he is reviving this thread...

uncle phil would love to see bundy model those sleeper jammies.

......and i'm sure bundy would oblige.

*cha-ching cha-ching...double whammy*

flyman doesnt inhale!

xim didn't vote for Giant Hamburger in the recent One with the Universe elections.
he is now seen as an insurgent in several galaxies. he is to be devoured on sight.


and ASTRO - CLEAN OUT YOUR PM BOX!!!

Bundy and I are lovers. No really.

astro thinks we are lovers.
in reality he is my intercontinental stalker.
good luck to him.

Bundy is fickle.

astro is late for work...

Uncle Phil is a closet packers fan.

Predecon is one of Astroclouds many alter-egos.

sad. but true.

Bundy holds a degree in both underwater basket weaving AND dragracing/birdwatching.

Bundy dresses up like a platypus and tours the red light district.

Astrocloud is so preoccupied with bundy, he ignores all the other posters around him. Especially Kewpie Dan.

Forgive him Dan, bundy is his life.

well thanks for pointing that out PJ... you'll only encourage him.

or maybe thats your grand plan!!

*looks around suspiciously*

paddyjoe is my best friend, thanks for looking out for me buddy!

ack! sorry bundy, got in too late on that one...

thats cool KD. (edit is always your friend)


KD's deep dark secret is that he's just too polite. its not a ruse to get us all to think he's nice while he then goes and stabs us all in the neck... its just that he's really, honestly polite.

Bundy has secret, deep insight into the fundemental nature of reality.

...but is holding out on everyone else.

tiso is in love with goats.he likes to walk them to the nearest cliff,stand behind them,and just let them goats keep on backin' up.

flyman just finished the last chapter in his book, 'The Secret Lovemaking Rituals of Barnyard Animals.'

which was PJ's latest failed attempt to win a Pulitzer.


never mind mate, the Nobel is based on body of work as opposed to single efforts.
so your Secret Lovemaking Rituals of the Mammalian World series may yet net you a major prize.

bundy is.......in a sense...........a closet lesbian.

you go girl.

oh, man, you guys are all jealous of the new line of sleeper jammies...

phil is SO excited by the new line of Sleeper Jammies, that they are the only thing he's been able to concentrate on for the past fortnight...

bundy is...well...just bundy...