spived is really that guy in my class last week that fell asleep and woke up.. 5 hours later to an empty and locked room :lol:

I posted last before this thread died, does that mean I get a prize?

Numist's deepest secret is that he is often ignored. Sometimes he envisions his virtual invisibility as a super-power that gets him prizes.

Astrocloud still uses his G.I. Joe lunchbox that he used in highschool.

Fremen here.........likes to play with Barbie dolls.

and he's pissed cuz his folks never gave him a special lunchbox.

poor brown bagger

I think flyman's deepest darkest secret is he is a cross dresser who streaks across Las Vegas boulevard looking for his lost chihuahua!!

crayzeeredhead has three testicles. he keeps them in a jar in the fridge :o

Crony can't tell the differences between men and women. Mom never told him those stories.

Astrocloud lives in another solar system. he has imported fruity pebbles for breakfast.

bern here......is actually a dude......that is tryin' to hook up with some little girl online.

i can see right through your sicko smokescreen.

flyman can't fly

*shakes her gold & diamond encrusted phallus @ flyman*

shhhhh!!!! you always have to ruin everything, don't you?


Pheatius CAN fly!!!
right now s/he's molting, but the wings still work just fine.

it's a bird! it's a plane! no. it's Pheatius!!!

bern likes to deep throat tootsie pops.............

...no licks......all sucks..........

atta girl.

ah, dear Flyman, you thought you had scared me off this thread for good didn´t you.

you were wrong.

everyone, Flyman was the dodgy year 3 teacher who taught St. Ghezzo that there were jungles in Tasmania.

he also taught little girls like Bernadette that the polite way to eat phallic food-stuffs was to suck, not lick...

one day the Mounted Canadian Teachers Board will catch up with the Fly and his heinous crimes, and then he will get to spend the quality time in detention that he deserves.

bundy secretly longs to be flymans cellmate.

Ahh, the fun they'll have!

and PJ i assume.....wants to be the guard filming all the fun antics

i knew you were weird .....eh

I know flyman plans on setting his lemons on the cell window ledge to ripen.

Oh how sweet, bundy can just squueeeezze all day long.

fly, you little schemer,you!

paddyjoe has installed one of those tiny hidden cameras on that cell window ledge.
he also bought the domain www.squueeeezzealldaylong.com to sell the bundy/flyman cell videos that he harvests from that hidden camera.

bern likes to squeeeeeeze.....lemons baby.

you go girl................eh

bernies a champ.

Flyman is really that nasty creature that sneaks around sleeping people and jumps on their necks, so that when they wake up, they have really sore necks...

bundy likes to wake up in the wet spot.

Sad to say, Fremen is the cause of that wet spot!

Oh bundy, the horror.

Too bad about paddys' dog.
They had to rename it Tripod because of a freak corndog incident.

fremen lost his last pair of sleeper jammies...

unc. phil knows what else I want for Christmas. ;)

Fremen loves his new jammies pre-soiled.

So nostalgic.

paddyjoe ........is out to get me.

ohh............and he drools on his pc.

Oh,no! It's finally happened. flymans nice mellow high has turned into deep, dark paranoia.

Also weird hallucinations (or wet dreams) :lol:

pj wants his own song thread...

phil is just being mean to pj, by holding out on that much deserved song thread.

bundy envys paddyjoes' aforementioned 'maybe' songthread. (if you can decipher that) ;)

Fremen flunked out of horse whispering school.

PJ likes to talk about other guys wet dreams and whipping horses.

that's a messed up combination if you ask me.

flyman failed his sex ed. class. And he was teaching it.

cl just ordered from the fall catalog sleeper jammies with a fleece-lined hood...

lord phil has returned from his glorious tour of the new conquered land of Florida.

his armies fought a long, hard campaign against the barbarians of the everglades, and the weirdos of south beach miami.

but, fyi ladies and gentlemen, when Phil addressed his new subjects, he did it nude, just to intimidate them...

Bundy, Not really being in Sydney at all, likes to hide in the back seat of your Geo Metro with a picnic basket full of lube wearing nothing but bad intentions... and he has a crush on your mom.
~Crack

crackprogram carves his name into urinal soapcakes as a submersive plot to "fight the power."

thats an awesome line...


as for Con, well hows that debt going for the failed Ludu$ Day Di$co mate??
serves you right for trying to corrupt the worlds youth with your foul decadent lifestyle.

You're not getting out of our business arrangement that easily Bundy. It was 60/40 remember? I blame your marketing ploy. Free spandex shorts to the first 200 people in the door? Come on...spandex is out...lycra is in!

Conclamo Ludus is deathly afraid of spiders, and by spiders, I mean beautiful women. and for some unknown reason, he too has a crush on your mom...

crackprogram writes the songs that makes the whole world dream...
crackprogram writes the songs that ma-ake uncle phi-i-il cream!
He writes the songs, he writes the songs.

Fremen is the dodgy guy down at the busy beach whos choking his chode in the sun, while yelling to all the girls and ladies, ¨hey love, can you give us a hand...¨


look out dude, you don´t wanna do that to too many Aussie chicks... they´re all tough as nails mate.

Bundy loves you, and he loves your crawl space between your walls where he often hides and chokes his chode whilst busting his load in your heating vent, which is why Fremen is often heard to ask "what is that strange scrotum smell?"

crackprogram is the guy in the office who likes to impress the boss by staying back late every night.
but while everyone is thinking he´s just working extra hard... he´s really whacking his wang on everyone elses computers.

dirty.

Bundy once paid 10 dollars (Australian) for used panties... He found the advertisement for the used (i.e. smelly) panties in the back of a porn mag... He was revulsed yet aroused when he eventually found out that the panties once belonged to Moolag his parasitic twin sister.

Astrocloud derives his handle from that often used sexual aide...the double-headed strap-on dong. HAHA, thought I was gonna say astroglide didn't you...no wait, that would have made much more sense... I move to strike my last deepest darkest secret from the reccord and use the Astroglide comment. as you were.
~Crack

Crackprogram is the rightful heir to the throne of England, at least in his eyes, due to his blood relationship to the Danish King Athelstan deposed by Eric in 890 AD.

Giant Hamburger served turkey bugers at his last cook-out.

Didn't think anyone could tell the difference. :confused:

paddyjoe keeps a pair of sweaty socks in his basement.

In the deepest, darkest, most secret corner of his basement.

which is where good 'ol bloodslick here had his way with..........get this.......paddyjoe's,sisters,best friends,cousin's next door neighbours step son's adopted brother.

*behind the washing machine*

flyman thought that paddyjoe's sister's best friend's cousin's next door neighbor's stepson's adopted brother was Paris Hilton, and sold a tape of our having sex to an internet pornography company.

D'oh.

So I guess what it all boils down to, is that Bloodslick actually did have recorded sex on my basement floor, WITH SOMEONES STEPBROTHER!!!

Perverted, Bloodslick, perverted!

paddyjoe had to clean up the mess too.

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww..........

*but it's not to nice cleanin' up a bloodslick...............eh?*

flyman saved paddyjoe's mop for posterity. He tried selling it on eBay but that Paris Hilton sued his ass.

...so CL bought the mop under the table and is hiding it in his snowshoe shed...

uncle phil had to move his secret stash of red and blue polka-dotted sleeper jammies out of CLs' snowshoe shed before CL discovers they are for phils' herd of asthmatic goats.

Goats, sheep, ah what the hell. Fremen doesn't care, he loves 'em all the same. :lol:

paddyjoe is Fremen's slang term for "goat"

Conclamo Ludus sleeps with lunch meat.

"Lunch Meat" is Conclamo's pet name for Chingal0

Astrocloud, can the jealousy! We promised eachother we wouldn't do this!

You'll find someone, we just weren't right for each other.

Conclamo Ludus has the best manhole this side of the bayou. Come back to me darling!

Astrocloud's manhole IS a bayou.

Conclamo wouldn't be able to fill Astrocloud's manhole, if it was a pinhole!

(sorry, I know I promised I wouldn't tell)

PJ doesn't only look at CLs package...

phil tries to charge admission to see the great and wonderous Astro-Manhole...

since its about the same size as Niagara Falls... phil goes out every day to try scam cash out of tourists... but since i´ve informed the National Manhole authorities, phils little caper is about to end.

One time when uncle phil was scamming a bus load of Japanese tourists, Astrocloud was bending over showing the wonderous manhole, and WHEEEEE, out popped bundy!


*triple fucking header*

(with apologies to any Japanese tourists that may be here, but the bastards were using Fuji film)

pj couldn't help but wonder if bundy had Moolag off in Astro-manholio, seeing as how they're connected at the hips, and while wondering, pj got out a supersize tube of Astroglide to go and see if there are any more Astro-manholio survivors.
Good luck, dude! *sniffle*

There are no Astro-Manhole survivors and Frremen is witness to that -being that he's at least sniffed it.

Astroglid.....eerrr....i mean Astrocloud likes it when all the boys fight over him.

Flyman likes to sit on the wall and watch the boys fight. He hopes to dip his stick in a drop or two of their body fluid.

splck hates pickles.

sad is pregnant w/ bones' baby.

you poor son of a bitch.

flyman is green with jealosy that bones choose sad to be the mommy.

"what about me", is all the fly's been crying since he heard the news.

PJ was the midwife...

('ckin' disgusting image here, if you ask me...)

uncle phil has a third nipple that lets him travel through time

crony is bitter at uncle phil cuz he ain't got no sleeper jammies

flyman was once told by a hot hooker, that it wouldn´t even touch the sides... and yes, she pointed and laughed...




...i´m talking about his smooth use of his front door key...

bundy eats spam, collects the cans and is saving them to build a michael jackson monument out of them, binding them only with dried orange juice.

No wait, wait. Bundy is secretly in love with the guy in his avater... Yea thats it!

of course i am in love with air45... silly, he is first rate... and he is WE....


chingal is the first rate sexing lady... who use the bubbles for the massage...

bundy is the first rate air45 that sexes the laddies! ;)

Fremen has sits on his dick.
Applies herbl cream daily.

Fuck me, zits
and Herbal

buddha christ!

jaker can't fuckin' spell......so all over the forum....he double posts.

*he thinks buddah christ is gonna help him too*

flyman is actor Jeff Goldblum

fly's been looking at the world upside-down for a lot longer than he's had that new avatar...

uncle phil pretends rookies don't exist

bit snobbish there phil old boy!

oops, my bad...sorry, bookofd...

Uncle phil suffers from a rare chemical imbalance in the brain that causes him to soil himself whenever he sees a squirrel.

rockzilla was surprized by a little elf in his jockey shorts.
He let him stay.

Fremen is completely covered in a strange grey hair -all over his body. Sometimes he even combs it.

AC still sleeps with his blankee; he's holding out for a pair of flannel-lined sleeper jammies...

uncle phil only masterbates to pics of marilyn monroe....while he's in his fav set of sleeper jammies,with only his johnson stickin' out the front flap.

atta boy phil.....good for you.

flyman sports a handlebar mustache that he likes to "wax" with doughnut glaze every morning.

/mmmm, donuts

every night, fremen dreams of licking flymans krispy kreme doughnut moustache.


hmmmm... kremey facial hair...

Every night, bundy dreams of actually making it to first base.

amarth still uses the ´base´ system to explain his sexual exploits to his buddies...

bundy watches Oprah in the buff, eating from the ice cream carton whilst crying for those poor women who feel fat.

mmmmm, Oprah.

arch13 won a Rosie O'Donnell look alike contest at the mall last week

You go boy!!!