PJ was the one takin all the pics for his own personal masterbation purposes

you go boy!!!.........................eh

flyman had some personal masturbation fantasies involving PJs' masturbation fantasies of Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah Winfrey. :suave:

fremen has no fantasies...

uncle phil has quite elaborate fantasies involving:

1) A mirror
2) Baby oil
3) Peek-a-boo sleeper jammies

paddyjoe was arrested in K-mart for putting Sleeper Jammie bottoms on his head and singing the lyrics to "Funtime with Elmo". The female cops were too revulsed from his "interrogation" to press charges... paddyjoe was released with a somewhat satisfied smile on his face.

Astrocloud never EVER wears pants.

Easytiger stole Astrocloud's pants

godzilla wears his pants inside-out on alternating days...

uncle phil doesn't wear pants at all

thats right arael... phil only wears all-in-one sleeper jammies.


arael only ever wears this bright yellow latex jumpsuit when he leaves his house.
he´s one of those sad individuals who thinks that his superpowers will come to him.. one day...

bundy cries HALLELUJAH right after someone....(flyman).....fills his ZIG ZAGS with good BC bud.NOTHING but the best for bundy.

flyman smoked my stash

i was there too Astro... fly and i got real high... (i´m a poet and i don´t even know it) ... thanks, it was pretty great weed...

next time we come round, don´t hide away in the toilet, and we´ll share your stash with you...

bundy likes to explore other peoples' sleeper jammies while they're hanging on the clothesline. :suave:

Fremen is an account executive with the International Sleeper Jammie Corporation. His mission is to bring down Victoria's Secret "by any means necessary". -Lately he has been shedding his own sleeper jammies in favor of a "sexy satin babydoll" slip... He hopes this will give him the edge in "understanding the enemy".

He has also appealed to VS to give him another job... He showed up to an interview in his babydoll slip. Victoria's Secret was not impressed and had security escort him out. He then vowed revenge and tore off the sexy satin babydoll. Unfortunately he had no other clothes handy. He failed to give an explanation for his nakedness to the E. Texas cop who later pulled him over for speeding.

He is just ONE executive in The International Sleeper Jammie Corp. They are bent on world domination and must be stopped.

Astrocloud is just a weee bit too familiar with Fremen. Especially his sleepwear.

Why is that, I wonder?

PJ wonders about dudes and what they wear to bed.

he wants to one day own his own studio and take pics of guys in sleeper jammies.

*weirdo........eh*

flyman is pansexual, put anything in front of him and he will bang away.

Conclamo Ludus, he thinks he got that name from, well i dont know know where he got it. Conclamo Ludus is actually an African/Swedish/Australian underground cult comprised of Jamacians that do nothing but play scrabble and eat Top Ramen.

sTghezzo is the only one to escape the dark hand of our cult. He also got a triple word score for the word "ZYXOMMA", you bastard.

CL eagerly awaits the arrival of santa claus...

uncle phil wishes he didn't have the burden of having to clean the sleeper jammies from all the peeps at TFP.

(don't forget either phil.......yellow stain to the front,brown stain to the back)

flyman actually enjoys H.R. Puffenstuff.

2wolves greets people by sniffing their asses.

CL didn't remember what fly said - "yellow...front; brown...back"

In order to help poor CL, Uncle Phil took off his own sleeper jammies and showed everyone.

Jonsgirl is really Jon

and he has no girl.

CL was the only person looking during my demo...

uncle phil recorded a demo with 4 scottish lads all dressed in sleeper jammies.

talk about your high pitch...........

'e likes 'em ligh thaat............

flyman can't sleep without a photo of uncle phil under his pillow.

paddyjoe wears barney pajamas with feet & he has purple bedsheets!

bernadette wears rubber underpants

cherry hasn't figured out what sleeper jammies are all about yet...

Uncle phil is secretly battling fremen for divisional control at the International Sleeper Jammie Corporation (I.S.J. Co.) The winner of the battle gets to micro-manage a whole floor of secretaries. Uncle phil really wants to ride these reigns of power all the way to the bank.

Evidence of his grovelling to ISJ Co's upper, upper-management is found here at TFP forum -where uncle phil is engaging in a "guerrilla advertising" campaign for sleeper jammies.

astroglid......i mean astrocloud is the secret spy for fremen in the uncle phil conspiracies.

flyman is also in the conspiracy -only he isn't a company bigshot... he runs the loading docks at the International Sleeper Jammie Corporation.

Astrocloud thinks he's got such an insiders view, just because he's the one cleaning the toilets down at corporate.

Pj is the guy who runs spools and bobbins across the border for phil's seedy doings at the jammie factory

Flyman just got done masturbating with a microwaved bananna peel. Wait a second, I'll be right back...

now this is the kinda guy who waits for you to go to work.......then dials in on your woman after the milk bottles are dropped off at the front door.

*evil*...............*evil*.................*milkman*..................

flyman stands around the deli counter shouting "I WANT SOME WEINERS"

paddyjoe asdkjljcasdr, erooaer! "eaerea, fadrkj Akjsaldf asdf.. AICDSR!" Dekr09er caerersz, scdsare?

something tells me that c10 here is the little boy that is wearing those huge pick sunglasses in his photo.....he he ;)

Starfish gets all horned up at the smell of Bleach.

CL wants to compete in the sleeper jammie market, but hasn't had an original idea in nigh onto five years...

phil pays his cohorts in greenbacks.

that's why his sleeper jammie buissiness is booming.

flyman knows exactly what the meaning of life is, but he just wont tell us because he dosent like us.

:)

Dwarf020 keeps stealing all my good original ideas for sleeper jammies. Every time I sue him, he countersues, and wins, and I don't know why. I am angry. I have some great ideas for sleeper jammies, but the world keeps shooting me down. I'll seek my revenge...

CL wears a big bulls-eye on the back of his soiled sleeper jammies, which he hasn't washed in over six months...

Uncle phil's greatest desire is to have his back waxed in a salon.

basmoq is a Spanish word meaning "ass of snow, heart of cranberry". I know that and I've only had one semester of French! And that was six years ago!

C Ludus likes to ride sheep.

and i don't mean with a saddle either.

Pete Best is flyman's favorite Beetle.

pete best's favorite pets are 2wolves...

Uncle Phil can't stop humping his own leg. Its really bizarre. Nobody knows quite how he does it, but nevertheless, he humps away.

Conclamo Ludus continues to place himself between Uncle Phil and Uncle Phil's removable leg to enjoy the friction provided. He has been known to combust due to the heat generated.

Pheatius is a gemini, he loves little boys and has a knack for playing the accordian. When he was 9 he saw a man get shot in the head.

herostar is a hero to the 3 little girls down the block from where he lives.

he's their hero cuz of the shiney sleeper jammies that he wears while mowing his lawn,that he got from uncle phil.

see..........the girls like sequins.

http://www.oneinchround.com/images/nav/intro.jpg

Hey, at least he's proud of it.

Slappa spreads mustard on the children's ice cream when they're sleeping.

2Wolves

(I thought this was darkest secrets not insults, has it morphed?)

2wolves is my is really my father

tokaok was produced asexually from 2wolves.

CL really wants that promotion at the sleeper jammie factory...from broom pusher to dirty laundry sorter...

unc. phil pushes sleeper jammies on the door-to-door cookie selling girl clubs, in exchange for free cookies.
So far, he's had to pay for all his cookies. :(
Work harder on your product, up. :p

Fremen believes everything I say. Watch this:

CL: Hey Fremen!
F: Yo CL!
CL: Did you know that sleeper jammies cause cancer?
F: Oh Shit! I'm screwed.
CL: I know. Later.
F: Bye.

He's so gullible.

CL R E A L L Y wants that promotion...

i hate to inform you that u. Phil is a suicidal mongolian crack dealer who enjoys drinking breast milk from a babies bottle.

on a related note he has no nipples(related b\c bottles have fake nipples on them)

but no offense

eotlemac oft stands naked in his kitchen playing air guitar to a Van Hagar version of Running with the Devil. Sometimes he eyes the red sleeper jammies from the catalogue that was mysteriously placed in his mailbox. One might think he has a "thing" for the underwear model.

astroglid.........(damn,....i did it again........)

astroCLOUD knows this cuz he is eotlemac's neighbour,and he uses an old pair of binoculars to spy on eot's sister.

(we all know astro's actually checkin' out the man meat.)

*freak*

flyman has been supplying sleeper jammies to Saddam Hussein while he was hiding in his bunker. He believe that everyone needs fresh sleeper jammies, regardless of who they are.

CL wishes he had a fresh pair right now...

uncle p daydreams about making Saddam wear his specially designed sleeper jammies made for megalomaniacs.

Fremen's jammies are custom made out of moth wings

Oh so soothing............

paddyjoe loves the soothing touch of Fremen's jammies.

Conclamo has wished all his life that his parents had named him Proclamo. Much more upbeat.

2Wolves

2wolves is a closet Republican

LD sleeps with a night lite...

But my nite lite is better lookin' than Uncle Phil's.

LD shines his shoes to a mirror finish so he can get a good view under the kilts at his local Highland Clan games.

Fremen fears ball point pens.

2wolves is actually one wolf.

he just plays with himself so much that he wishes there were another wolf.

*he has hairy palms too*

flyman can actually fly!!!

when he puts on his super hero costume anyway.

i bet someone has already said that in this many paged thread....

bernadette went back and read all 85 pages of posts to see if anyone had already said what she wrote.

CL checked...

uncle phil double-checked.

CL's real name is doubting thomas...

uncle phil is no uncle, he is an ant, a large space mutant ant.

Dilbert1234567 just learned to count to 7.

CL is pouring milk and making cookies in anticipation...

uncle phil doesn't really run a sleeper jammie factory.

it's a cover..............he works at wal-mart as a cashier.

that's where he gets all his jammies from

flyman where's sleeper jammies 3 sizes too small. He likes the "closeness" of the fabric.

CL measured the inseam for fly's "too small" jammies...

phil here............drinks weird beer....

and likes it too.

*good for you uncle mystro...........just don't take that corvette of yours out after the pops eh.*

fly will go out this year again, after Christmas, looking for a little ring-dang-do!

and i hear fremen will be happy to oblige


he told me that his passion in life was to be the best damn ring-dang-doer this side of east texas.

Flyman's darkest secret is that he picks his nose and eats it.

Viking has never gotten over being a verb, not a noun.

2wolves is a shopping mall Santa Claus.

CL likes sitting on big burly guys' laps and calling them "Santa".