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joe here.....likes to bombard his fellow tfper's w/ the likes of photoshop and degradation.(especially me.................bastard........)
and he gets off on it.........sad,sad scenario if you ask me. .............bastard............. |
flyman actually truly loved the silkiness & feel of wearing pantyhose after being dared to don a pair for the amusement of the nonsense forum.
sadly, he now wears pantyhose all the time & has to fend off his fellow roofers cuz they think he's so damn sexy in them. <small>flyman, you're going to get me good one day... eh? ;)</small> |
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yes...one day... bern likes her men with hot asses and in pantyhose. |
Flyman has a hot ass, but by that we well ab0ve the average,
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Poor mml's keyboard burned out in response to flyman's 'hot ass'.
(just cover the next one man, it'll last longer) |
joe actually doesn't know how to have just one more for the road............when he says that....he means one more case...
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before flyman's guests come over, he usually pours water in his Coors Lite so they'll last longer......oh, what's that....that's how they taste normally? Oh sorry.
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pj dreams of genny lite...
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phil ol boy. Make that ride up I 81. C'mon, I'm buyin.
http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...enesee901b.gif uncle phil has good taste in beer! |
i'm really tough with those left-hand turns on I-90...and the "can of worms" wasn't as bad back when i lived in Greece...
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The hell with the lefties.
Let's hit the Dinosaur in Syracuse. Hey, maybe some NY tfp'ers are interested. |
paddyjoe 's right hand man's name is wristeena...........
she has a sister named palmela.......and a cousin named handula.... leave the lefties alone man... |
flyman is a fucking post whore in nonsense......
and he's an idiot too......... fucking double poster |
flyman likes to smoke what's he got. He needs to share more.
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iamtheone never asks politely. |
deep down, PJ really likes my art.
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deep down, bundy's only art is in the middle of a "p-art-y..."
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Uncle Phil really likes to be called Aunt Ophilia.
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Date the Banana actually lusts after plantains.
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mml uses his manjuice to baste his brisket on the grill.
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Fremen is exactly two days older than I.
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GET ME A SAMMICH, YOUNG'UN! :D iam is tired of coming in second so he's stockpiling an arsenal. Boomerangs, nunchukas made out of broomhandles, lariats, old cd's, illegal bottle rockets, silly string, and water pistols. |
fre doesn't remember how to duck...
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uncle phil has an unusual attractions to ducks.
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*clears throat* mml strokes his goat when he gets excited. |
Fremen is George and Barbara Bushs' secret love child.
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joe knows that cuz he was disguised as Tom the photographer.and he took all the pix of the.... "nasty happenings"
hangin' outside the windows late at night and all......... |
flyman knows this because he was disguised as a fly, flying around "Tom".
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Cobra desperately wishes he could be Barbara's love bunny.
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mml is just jealous 'cause Barbara(Mom) won't look his way.
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When writing his great hit, Diamonds and Pearls, Prince kept two leather clad sex slaves as muses.
he named Fremen, 'Diamonds'... Astro was 'Pearls'... good memories Fremen? i bet they were! |
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Astro and I made a pact not to talk about those times in mixed company. ;) bundy likes to shave himself all over and pour olive-oil on his linoleum floor and then squirm around on it like an electrified worm. |
fre gives that oil the "juice..."
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...and uncle phil just watches and giggles.
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said the guy who was stalking uncle mystro......to try in a vain attempt to,overtake phil's sleeper jammie conglomerate.
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fly tried...and was outsourced...
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uncle phil spends a great deal of time in the bathroom "outsourcing".
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mml knows, because he's been approached a few times to do the "paperwork"...
ewwwwwww |
Bernadette has a crush on Howard the Duck.
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tkkfan has an obession with field mice.
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iamtheone was originally born soyeluno and snuck across the U.S. border many years ago.
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The person above me knows that because he is a Cayote that helps people sneek across the border.
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BP has never owned a dictionary and is unfamiliar with the spelling of many words(Coyote and sneak in particular :D).
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mml is incorrect he actually snuck into my house when i was a child and stole my only dictionary ever. Thus leaving me with no way to correct my spelling errers. He also stole all of my dad's gay porn... Wait, did I just type that out loud?
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Bparker is a pinhead........
(great movies in that hellraiser series) *the box,you opened it,we came*..................love it clive barker rules |
flyman LOVES to do the cha-cha
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tkkfan enjoys playing with the guts of pumpkins.
sick, man, sick... |
fremen enjoys older men in yellow suits
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iamtheone doesn't actually question authority.........he bows down to the system but doesn't want anyone too know
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flyman. oh flyman...... Seems to be have some mad gardening skillz
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iamtheone has a diet made up entirely of bananas and banana by-products. ( And therefore is uncomfortably attracted to Fremen's current avatar)
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mml just had a colonoscopy at Disneyland
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tkkfan idolizes Andy Dick
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andy dick's cornhole to be exact.
bparker805 helped give mml the colonoscopy...yuck |
tkkfan paid $100 buck to watch the colonsocopy.
Very disturbing. |
mml had a shit-eating grin the whole time during the procedure.
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bparker was there too, how do you think he knows that
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tkkfan eats about 7 pounds of raw beef a day!(He should really think about getting his own colonoscopy instead of just watching others.)
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mml......was one of the m&m's...........the mauve one.
shit wasn't goin' well and his colour didn't take,so.....he quit the union and added an "L" to the end of his name in spite. i'll let him tell you what the L stands for |
flyman used to be just lyman 'til he found out what the "L" meant.
I know it's lame. |
Fremen fondled a sandworm.
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bparker805 was pushed
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monkeydriven is a fan of late 70's disco acts
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iamtheone really ain't the one afterall... but shhh! don't ruin his fantasy. :)
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bernadette....... bernadette,bernadette,bernadette..... Likes to tear ah brotha down....Nothing but hatred running through them vains..... tear ah brotha down....... down low...... low down..... But still needs a scooby snack and a back rub.
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iamtheone seems surprised that sometimes i growl & snarl. must not have read my title.
and he's still teasing me with biscuits that he won't deliver. cruel bastard. |
bernadette.... Although enjoys a traditional romp outside in the weeds, licking her genitals, scractching her ass on occasion, squating to take a piss on the neighbors tire(that was just washed) and oh, my favorite, but maybe this is a male dog thing.... likes to roll in other dogs shit..... Is deserving of a nice, crunchy scooby snack.
rut row |
iamtheone is really a dirty rat. he eats dead animals & steals <strike>used condoms</strike> cheese.
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bernadette is pulling out all punches now, fighting dirty, hitting(licking) below the belt in calling me a rat that is dirty. I am really a smart lil circus mouse.
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bernadette knows too much about iamtheone's nasty habits
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iamtheone gets nasty with the circus clowns.
tkkfan is a circus clown & he likes it when iamtheone has his little mousey way with him. he enjoys what iamtheone can do with that long tail of his. |
bernie is really the Queen...
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uncle phil wrote a song about the circus freaks.
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bernadette is making me blush..
Wait how does bernadette know so much???? iamtheone! who else did you tell??!!! |
tkkfan went to mexico to buy some cream for a rash this past weekend.
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apparently iamtheone told bparker805 too
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tkkfan has three nipples
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mml stands to inherit $40M. if he can wrestle Tonya Harding to the ground and shave her hairy bear-crotch.
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Fremen wants to step up to the plate.
do it man.....put 'em on. |
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fly likes eating powdered donuts and leaving handprints on his wifes' ass. |
fremen still enjoys old men in banana suits.
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iamtheone is one of those old men...
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phil here......wants to pose in silk sleeper jammies for the nonsense freaks
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fly wants to add phils' pic to his growing collection of p-hose wearing freakboyz. ;)
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Fremen is the star of his own avatar.
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today is one of flyman's favorite dates on the calendar.
__________________ smoke 'em if you got 'em..... EDIT DAMNIT// i'm too slow & doing too many things at once... KWSN really loves to lick hairy feet. don't let him tell you otherwise. |
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420 baby..........................just did that myself at....4:20 bern is the smartestest chick i know |
flyman is one the mostest uber coolest awesomest dudes on the internet that i know.
fer realz. if i had one, i'd spark it now in his honor. |
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fre is still wearing these...
<img src=http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/sleeper_jammies_2.jpg> |
uncle phil is posting pics of his sleeper jammies now!!
omg.... who knows just where he will go with this? :) |
special pair for bern...
<img src=http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/sleeper_jammies_3.jpg> |
uncle phil still uses the flap
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flyman has to use the flap, cause he stores his beer in there.
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Paddyjoe's sisters friends cousins baby's daddy said he can store A LOT more than a beer.. you know where.
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Six is pretty chatty,and he doesn't realize what he's getting into with joe.
good luck my friend.......he's ruthless |
Flyman has his mum check each of his posts for grammer and spelling.... and might i add what a good job she does too!
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jgrayson has always wanted to be Crocodile Dundee.
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mml wants to be "the knife..."
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