bundy petite parle une francais.

flyman posts with his tongue

gotta practice his french with something..............eh?

PJ once swam the mighty genesee...naked...

Uncle phil was pj's Inspiration he swam the mighty creek in his backyard. He was also naked.

Beltruckus walks around at work with a coffee mug that says "Real Men, Love Men."

Con is really pleased you still use that mug Belt, not many people ever bought the official merchanidise from the Ludus Day Di$co.

bundy finally wore out the first, original pair of sleeper jammies amd he's pissed off uncle phil enough that he's afraid to ask for another pair...on the arm...

i haven´t pissed you off have i phil?

**grovels at his feet**

phil has decided that a great design on his sleeper jammies would be squashed cane toads... so he´s planning a journey to FNQ to start peeling the toads of the road.

bundy regularly attends orgies with the cast of F-Troop

phonix11001200222 would rather be climbing...

up Bea Arthur's skirt.

Con Clamo once paid Bea Arthur $20,000 to do a strip show at the Ludus Day Di$co, but all of his clientele complained when they found out she really was a woman.

bundy attended the Ludas Day Di$co with paddyjoe and Fremen,where they hung out ,drank cheap wine and hit on all the fugly broads dressed as Bea Arthur.

flyman never misses an episode of "Who's the Boss" or "Petticoat Junction"

Mr. Moe got turned down for a job at Burger King.
they didn´t feel comfortable hiring a man who happily lists arson, poisoning and animal cruelty on his resume.

I'm new, I'm untouchable.

yellowgowild got his name from when his mother used to try to make him feel better about wetting the bed, by turning it into wonderous stories of cowboys, indians and the great, wild, yellow Rio Grande.

bundy was the maid that had to wash those soiled sheets.

*he thinks he's a cowboy now too*

If I said it once, I'll say it a thousand times. I walk into flymans house and all I smell is stems and seeds.

Ruprex walks into Flyman's House to smell his 'stem' and his 'seeds'. (Just repeating what he said, not making it up.)

speaking of make-up, pheatius keeps his "friday night specials" in a secret compartment under the floorboards of his closet...

uncle phil keeps nothing "in the closet." Ever since Phaetius outed him at Ruprex's last orgy to celebrate flyman's brand new pair of sleeper jammies.

don´t forget to add that that last orgy you speak of was held after hours in your club Con Clamo.

thats right, everyone, Con used to hold orgies for his close friends after hours in the Day Di$co.

i believe the last one held there was in the honour of Arnold Schwarzenegger. also there was Flyman, Ruprex, Phaetus and Phil.

While bundy videotaped from the corner. :D

Fremen likes to think that he's a blue meannie.

if only the pants were blue and the skin was green eh.

Although flyman wants us to believe that he is a huge party guy, I actually saw him get stoned by eating just one Flintstone vitamin. (he was wasted for days!)

Midlandmadman's idea of a good time is getting high on Robitussin and watching mice run into mousetraps.

Conclamo Ludus watches YOU from across the street.

belt watches little old ladies cross the street when the wind is blowing, just to see if he can get a peek...

Uncle Phil watches little old men in the steam room of his local YMCA, just to see if he can get a peek ...

tritium is psychotically gay.and peels his skin off his testicles and licks it every now then.oh i almost forgot, he has 56 pounds worth of severed dog heads in his ass.:D

Pende likes psychotic gay guys.he also has a weird fixation with scrotums and severed dog heads.


some people's kids.

flyman is actually a British guy living in Columbia. And he isn't beautiful.

Conclamo Ludus likes to lick used stamps...

They taste better!

Pyrate looks like he's dancing when he walks.

CL likes to skydive naked and have it recorded. Afterwards he watches the ripples for hours on end.

belt's still there, waiting for the wind to pick up...

uncle phil likes to sing many oldies tunes in the shower and slip into a fresh pair of sleeper jammies after a generous portion of talcum powder.

(he tapes himself in the shower and sends it to bones.)

Flyman really doesn't drive drunk but he's been known to have to stash the pipe under the front seat.

Ruprex co-wrote ´the Ketchup song´ with his pet tadpole, Toady.

bundy was nude when he posted that ^ & he was thinking about what color shoe laces he should buy next.

well, yes, bernie, i was nude.
and i do often wonder about what colour, if any, my next laces shall be.


In a past life, Bernadette was in fact a lover of the great Sun King, Louis XIV.
As a (rather lewd) gift, the great, lavish king designed a glass in the shape of her breast from which to sip his champagne.
Outraged, Bernadette, designed another champagne glass, this time shaped in the likeness of his penis (hence the champagne flute).
however, when he found out that this glass was only 3 inches deep (or long), he arranged for her to visit Madame Guillotine.
Strangely, Bernadette, throughout all of her lives since, has carried a scar on her neck. she has also been able to let herself savour the lovely taste of fine champagne.

bundy likes to chase the local wildlife around while wearing a garter belt,bikini top and sequins stilletto heels...screaming at the top of his lungs....


OI,OI,OI,......

Flyman, several years back, shot a dear and made a deer suit so that some day if someone happened to be chasing wildlife around wearing a garter belt, bikini top and some form of shoes he could participate in the fun.

Beltruckus is going about attempting to prove that the world is square.

His main weapons in this fight? A camera and Photosuite...

Pyrate was once a Norse god (a lesser god). Pator the Gender crossed. He would hang around the Rainbow Bridge looking for young strapping Norse boys freshly killed in battle. He would then 'teach' them how things worked in the afterlife. He was always impeccably dressed, but gave it all up after Thor spurned him publicly in front of mortals.

pheatius only owns one sock...

uncle phil is dyslexic and has sold his soul to santa.

Blue army likes to coon hunt in the middle of summer naked except for his coonskin cap.

soop likes to smell women's armpits....he figures that's what their crotches smell like.

tryin' to get an up on them i guess...........

speaking of trying to get something up.......well, poor flyman can only speak of such things

how nostalgic.....................eh?

paddyjoe claims to have invented the "electric slide" and the "hustle".

Conclamo Ludus can only masturbate to re-runs of the Brady bunch.

All of Midlandmans clothing have a P on them for Pancakes, because he likes to eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner.

damn, belt's still hanging around that street corner, but at least the wind's picking up so he'll be able to move on in a little while...

Unfortunately, it was an ill wind, generated when uncle phil bent over at the waist and blew out the seams of his [stained] sleeper jammies.

pj taught his cat to use the toilet, but he forgot to teach it to knock before entering the bathroom. Damnit!!

Fremen has been training (with little success i should add) his pack of wild hunting toads to play tennis.
one day he hopes to have his toads play an exhibition match at flushing meadows.

bundy has hemmorhoids that extend past the cuff of his pants.
he uses a rusty razor blade to trim them back.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Quasi once ran naked in Safeway so the little old ladies could have a thrill and weigh his melons.


Exhibition match, ha!
bundy, my toads are s-o-o gonna win the Australian Open. :lol:

alas poor Fremen's toads were in training ,and,sad to say the road they were practicing on was over come by some punkass street racers and the whole team of toads was obliterated.

There wouldn't have been any`56 Chevys in that group, WOULD THERE FLYMAN? We know the grudge you've been carrying because Fremen's toads have been eating all your relatives.


..................eh?

PJ dosen't like '56 chevy's...cuz the last time he rode in one,was when his 'ol man locked him in the trunk.

........................eh

You ever shove a pencil in your ass...?

Flyman has.

you ever had a dream about cane toads playing golf...?

WK has.

http://www.dropbears.com/brough/images/froggolf.jpg

" And when we meet, which I'm sure we will, all that was then will be there still I'll let it pass and hold my tongue and you will think that I've moved on...."
Bundy is afraid that the quote above will be interpreted as a come-on by Barbara Bush, and that she will demand to see the tongue!

(Good Luck, Bundy!)

richee....why haven't you told your shrink about the agonizing nightmares that you've been having of being anally prepared by a band of
albino chimpanzees?

QuasiMojo misses the 80s.... badly.

preluder found his calling when he answered an ad for a Taco Bell test subject. Mmmm, burrito breath.

The only thing Fremen eats is that weird halloween caramel that comes in the orange and black wrapper that nobody else eats.

'ol dan here passes his time by watching cats walk away with their tails in the air.

and he likes it too.

nothin' like a bit 'o pussy eh dan?

Flyman will be cheering on his beloved Canadian Rugby Team in this years Rugby World Cup, from his dunny.

even when the wallabies are mauling them, the bokkas are donkey punching them and the kiwis are giving them a cricket score, Flyman will be shouting, cheering and wiping his arse for his big burly tree-chopping boys.

bundy shaves his left armpit hair every other Thursday just to fuck with his sister. (figure that out!)

fre launders all of bundy's soiled sleeper jammies...for (you guessed it)...FREE...

uncle phil really loves Will despite all his shenanigans

Kewpie couldn´t decide if he wanted to be a Magpie or a Kiwi or a Kea... what a strange mixture of birds you have there.
perhaps this is a fetish...

bundy drives a hot pink Kia Rio with a giant spoiler on the back.

CL didn't have to think a second before deciding which bird he wanted to be, thats right you guessed it Boobie.

Beltruckus wants to be a Titmouse it just so happened that CL's second choice was also the titmouse.

belt is still hanging around that street corner because he can't remember where he lives...

... he´s hoping that one day Phil will give him a job at his dodgy STD identification clinic that he´s been operating on that same street corner for about 10 years now.

Sheep

BLT is obviously confused.

firstly, this is not the WORD ASSOCIATION thread, nor is it the COOLEST ANIMAL thread.

secondly, if the reference to our ovine friends was aimed as an insult towards me, let me remind you, BLT, that Sydney is Australia, not New Zealand. (although the takeover is being planned as we speak - sheep-lovers won´t ever beat us in rugby again!!).

now, to return to the game.

Beltruckus enjoys the sensual feel of the eel.
he likes how it wriggles and squirms when he puts it down his pants.
he likes how it sometimes bites.
he like their sweet salty, garbagey aroma.
but most of all, he likes how he can eat them after he´s had his way with them.

Bundy feels the same way as I do except with small dogs, is favorite is the pomeranian (spelling)

belt finally remembered where he lived, but couldn't remember how to get there...

Damnit i'm never getting home.

Uncle phil pretends to help old ladies cross the street but when they get to the middle he runs away leaving them in the middle of the street. It's very sad to see old ladies cry.

Beltruckus was led accross the street by Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil left him in the middle because he realized Beltruckus was not an old woman and he kept grabbing at Uncle Phil's buttocks.

Pheatius has waaaaaay too much time on his hands.

he also has a thing for Uncle Phil's ass...........

wierdo.....

fly thinks mother nature was right...

(sorry, thats all i got)

Bundy has a lot more than that, he's just hiding it to use for more worthy members...

really...mr.worthy member.......

...guypunkr likes to masturbate with 120 grit sandpaper.

he thinks he's tough that way.

flyman really needs to work on his `worthiness'

I honestly haven't seen it yet.................eh? :lol:

paddy still says, "Gnarly, dude!" to all his co-workers.

fre IS a gnarly dude...

unc. phil is really a skater punk, but only on Tuesdays.

Fremen has long dreamt of being a skater punk, but just couldn't figure how to rig training wheels to his board.

pj still says COWABUNGA to his workmates.

bundy's favorite phrase is "Eat my shorts"

Averett still introduces herself as, ¨i´m Averett, who the hell are you??¨

Bundy has a toenail collection under his bathroom sink... right next to the lube and his pocket pussy.

only the right side of chodarama's brain works...