you know i´ll always love you Fly... no, the weirdo thing just gets me arroused...

**awkward silence**

fly doesn´t know who represents his beloved Canada in their national rugby squad.

bundy loves being the `pivot' man when he, flyman and Meridae'n get together for their weekly.....ummmm.....circle meetings.

paddy systematically hunts down his highschool teachers and makes them watch his home movies.

Fremen is hoping the doctors are right and that the ugly blisters eventually do go away.

wry1 is Fremen's Doctor at the free clinic.

pheatius delivers the specimens collected at the free clinic...

phil is the main financial backer behind this dodgy street corner STD clinic.

said clinics house such people as....bundy,Meri,uncle phil,splck,Pheatius and of course paddyjoe.

sixtuple whammy...

that's gotta be a record eh?

nice one.... that was almost a strike.

but the truly sick individuals are those guys (uncle phil, fly, Meri, splck, pj, Fremen, Conclamo, beltruckus, wry1 and phaetus - not that i wanted to name names) who try to sell the said STDs as bonus offers to the gigolo clientele.



cop that!!!

and you know this.....how?

(splain lucy,splain)

because i pimp all of you sexy cats out... thats how!!

dammit... i´m even giving away my deepest darkest secrets now!!

flyman is obsessed with Lucy and Irene.

i didn't even have to think and i got you by quoteing you.


*bwaaaahahahahahhhhahahahahhhhahhahaaaaa......*

:thumbsup:

Flyman rarely has to think....at least this is what he thinks.

splck is a bus boy at Con Clamo´s Ludus Day Di$co

he earns $0.50 an hour...

bundy takes tap dancing lessons every tuesday afternoon.
and he's getting pretty damn good at the shuffle ball change shuffle hop step.

<i>shhhhh!</i>

bernadette's all time favourite movie is "Glitter"

where's my cut of the action, superfly?


Anyway, Blistex is bundy's latest `discovery'.

paddyjoe is the only person that knows a word that rhymes with "orange".

Conclamo Ludus will only ride Dumbos ride in disneyland but when he goes to disneyworld he can ride anyride BUT dumbos. no one knows why.

beltruckus is really a crazed monkey who is giving everyone shitty advice for a $5 fee.

arie is jealous of fly's designer sleeper jammies...

phil has been harassing Luther Vandros for 6 years now.

every day, after wrestling with those piggies in is sleeper jammies (cos we all know what happens when you do it naked), before he cleans off, he sits down and writes dirty, suggestive letters to Luther regarding a possible relationship.

the more mud from the pigs, the dirtier the letters.

Luther is become accustomed to his daily fan mail from Phil, and is just starting to like the idea.

bundy is really the girl in the picture, who from the shoulders up looks hot, but in reality, she's a hermaphrodite down under and has genital warts. :p and only one boob. hehe

arielkitten has three breasts. Surprisingly her only 15 minutes of fame that stemmed from her malformity was her co-starring in Total Recall as that triple-breasted alien babe.

well Conclamo Ludus doesnt know how to spell ariekitten... even when its written in the post above his...

:-P

and he likes to have sex with monkeys...

JStrider has a seatbelt burn fetish. and he also has a neosporin fetish. he loves putting neosporin on seatbelt burns and blowing on them. he also has a thing for kittens ;)

LMFAO

i´m still speechless at your last remark arie.

but, who hear knows that ariekittens ´sweet oblivion´ location isn´t so sweet smelling, cos its really next door to the local rubbish tip.

bundy is the manager of the local rubbish yard.

he get's to pick through all the discarded shit.

he saves plastic buckets.

thats right, i save them for you fly, so that you can make genuine trash heap bucket bongs!!

dammit bundy....

you weren't supposed to tell man.

bundy gives away all the secrets about the bucket bongs.

flymans nickname when he was a child was "Snot-Nose"

Midlandmadman enjoys helping friends and family fix their toilets. He is fascinated by all the cool gadgets in the tank.

bentnottwisted has sex with pizza. he loves it so much that if his own mother were pizza, he'd fuck it. how lovely :)

ariekitten prefers the taste of kitten over cat.

BNT likes to drive out to the desert and put sand in his underwear then rolls around in a cactus patch. He likes the feel of sand in puncture wounds.

belt once pissed up a rope because someone told him to...

Uncle Phil is an Aunt Eater .

marcopolo likes to tell people how he lives life on the edge. He really pushes the envelope by owning a cat even though he is allergic to them.

BentNotTwisted hasn't seen daylight in nine years.

World's King is still waiting eargerly for the First Season of Captain Planet to be released on DVD.

Con is eagerly awaiting the dvd release of the live SpongeBob Squarepants stage production.

That's SpongeBob Squarepants on ice, thank you very much. So Bundy, how do you ice skate so well in that giant costume?

Co-Lu uses his prehensile tongue to unclog the kitchen sink.

Fremen made his own av about how much he loves moths.

.......we all know you're terrified of them......

nice try though

flyman is an avid fan of Jeff (the purple Wiggle).

shouting, "...WAKE UP JEFF!!" is how the fly greets every morning.

aahhhhhh bundy........


well my friend bundy here....is one of the few people that has had sexual relations with an earthworm.

*kinda hints to the size of his johnson eh*

Flyman uses stilts in order to see above the kitchen counter.

splck has to be lifted onto the kitchen counter so that i he can interact with the rest of his household at their level.

bundy is still shocked that i know about the earthworm deal.

*poor guy*

flyman made scary move II happen. he was the inspiration for the sceen when smokey started to smoke himself. the writers saw flyman trying that in real life and said lets make a sequel to the worst move ever. thanks flyman! next time dont smoke around important people like that. they might make a squel to it again.... no wait .... gasp.... again flyman!

3 forgot to hit refresh

got to love edits!!!!

3leggedfrog is deeply in love with the edit tab.

bundy is deeply in love with frogs

*and earthworms i hear*

One time, flyman stuck a joint in his ass and blew off a monster fart just to shotgun bundy!


wheee.....doubleheader.........eh?

speaking of double headers there PJ.......

what's that in your sock drawer?

*dildo man*

eh

flyman has a baby sister who goes by the name janna jamersion. lucky guy.

WOAH DUDE!!! You have smoked yourself Retarded. J/K. HAHA

Never, name and coincidentaly the number of times Never's been laid

oh hell man i wish.....


dr clocker,according to all his buddies,is a gynecologist that portrays himself as dentist.


"excuse me miss,but would you like me to numb the area for you?"



"numb,numb,numb,numb,numb.........

flyman likes to burp Tupperware in his spare time.

Fremen has this fantasy that he is a proctologist. He thinks about it so much, his middle finger has a constant erection.

tropic diver doesn't really like diving in the tropic. he really likes diving into sewer systems and city dumps. also, he's not a rookie, he just pretends he is so girls will feel sorry for him and "show him the ropes" of the TFP ;)

deep inside ariekitten isnt really a kitten... shes a cat eating dog!!!

deep inside Jstrider isn't a heart... but a mechanical mess of wires, sparkplugs, pulleys, and gears!

anleja is such a nice person helping to raise money for charities. so says the rap sheet on the FBI's 50 most dangerous criminals list.

3leggyfrogs is just upset since anleja got a higher ranking in the FBI top 50.

don´t 3leggyfrogs, you can always go on another rampage through the white house.

bundy is in a secret society thats sole aim is to prove that they are not part of the united states. that secret society is called Canada.

(on a side note most of my extended family is also a part of this society)

*pulls out a shotgun and begins to spraying the white house with buck shot yelling "top 50 here i come"*

3leggedfrog always keeps a roadside emergency kit near his bed..... just in case.

midlandman isn't really a man, he's actually midlandWOMAN!
:p
he doesn't live in midland, nor has he ever been there!

arie HATES west texas, especially when she's there...

Uncle Phil is

Strumming Munku's pain with his fingers,
Singing Munku's life with his words,
Killing Munku softly with his song.

I for one, encourage him.
Go forth and kill, Uncle Phil!
-GH

Giant Hamburger is really a Giant TOFUburger without cheese.....
he's liked by vegans and vegitarians everywhere, but meat lovers like ariekitten and JStrider say "i'll pass" :p

and he's only served at restaurants that serve expensive mineral water, which secretly is bad for your sex drive.

ariekitten videotaped every episode of CopRock and pops them in whenever she's feeling blue. She lip-synchs each episode while performing the latest hip-hop dance craze dressed in a mall security guard uniform.

JumpinJesus is really Jesus, jumping to the sounds of satan burning in hell. he likes the latest hard rock goth music, even though you woulda never guessed it. :-p
and he also secretly is president bush, as his avatar suggests.

ariekitten lip-synchs... noooooo say it ain't so ariekitten.

on a lighter note ariekitten is really a super hero (spandex and all) who goes by the name fat lady. her special ability is singing. criminals everywhere beware when she she shows up its all over. (even though shes not fat and she lip-synchs)

3leggedfrog isn't a three-legged frog, he's actually a Gladavarkinian with an eighty-seven foot long penis that looks like a three-legged frog. Frog is also made out of spare parts from Arie's local graveyard.

guypunkr is a rotten punk.

i caught him in my carport tryin' to steal my extension cord of all things.

dammit!
i wanted to reveal punkys secret.
the fly likes to prevent me from harassing punky.

oh, and the Fly is also responsible for making 3leggyfrogs think i´m Canadian.

bundy just makes it seem like he's an aussie.

deep down he's a canadian....


sorry eh...mate.

flyman secretly lusts after Richard Simmons and likes to refer to him as his "wingman"; Top Gun references should be obivous but also the fact that flyman gets excessively turned on by Richard dancing like a chicken in his video, "Sweating For the Flyman Vol. 5"

sorry, fly, but the truth will set you free

dylanmarsh found inspiration for his username, not from his own name, but from a combination of his favourite musician, and his favourite aussie cricketer.

dm, what a great man Rod ´swampy´ Marsh is...

bundy is sooooooo jelous of dylanmarsh' name that he's gonna change his name to marshdylan...

okay, flyman, I didn't want to have to devulge this but flyman evidentially prefers McDonald french fries to Burger King fries. I'm very sorry I had to make this public.

flyman is thinking of changing his username to BillGates4u, so that he may attracted some lovin.

and dm thinks that actually having a preference towards different fast food outlets is socially important.

bundy sleeps in a pair of uncle phils' cast-off sleeper jammies.
He didn't wash them at first, just so he could sniff the fabric.
(the moths make me mean)

ah, well, theres nothing quite like old, used sleeper jammies.

Fremen is from Indiana, not Texas... he just thinks that pretending to be a Texan makes him big and tough....
(so that he can fight those moths)

bundy says that if you smell a girls armpit......that's what her crotch will smell like after boinkin' her.

After a hard days work, flyman likes to wring out his own armpit hair into his Molson.........ahhhh, now THAT'S Canadian.......eh?

Paddyjoe is really a Leprechaun who despises Lucky from the Lucky Charms commercials for selling out and inforcing the sterotype that all the leprechauns really have is a pot of funny looking marshmellows instead of the traditional pot of gold. thus making everyone believe that all Leprechauns are so poor that they cannot even live in the ghetto but must instead live in "magical" places and peddle sugar on unsuspercting kids.

3leggedfrog ate his own leg. With BBQ sauce.

averett wants her own pair of sleeper jammies so she can be like one of you guys...

phil gets kicks out of not selling his sleeper jammies to people... he likes to see them beg... cruel, phil, cruel.

Bundy thinks Danii is better than Kylie

i used to.
when dannii went and got those implants i did quite likey.
but these days meri, thats a blatant lie.

Meri is really that fat bloke from Australian Idol who got disqualified. and who cried on the phone to his father begging him to be proud of him.

bundy buys all his underwear at re-sale shops.

midlandmadman rummages through bundys trash to find underwear that even bundy will not wear.

3leggedfrog knows this only because he was beaten to the rubbish bin by midlandmadman.

That’s okay though because we should all recycle. You know, like most of the rookie posts in this thread.

(Ouch! Did I say that?)

the three-legged one can't wear sleeper jammies because they only come with two legs...

Uncle phil moved to alaska so that he could beat the record of Most masturbatory sessions in the sun.