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Bundy was the producer of Camilla's only porn flick, `the Queen's and I.'
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lol
thats a good one mate. meanwhile, paddyjoe knows this since he was the only person in the WHOLE WORLD who bought it. |
ahhhh bundy don't be upset....we all know you were in that film.
*bundy screwed the queen,bundy screwed the queen.* |
We all know flyman was the only one who jerked it while he watched.
(God fly, bundy is your friend!) |
paddyjoe was the only one that jerked just thinking about the show.
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see how well splck's wrist action is with that flyrod.
well he doesn't just use that wrist for fishin' with. fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap |
flyman has 'done it' enough to actually be able to spell the sound it makes!!!
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pyrate only needs one fwap to get off.
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splck sure is hoping to catch a large-mouthed bass....(yeah, you know what for)
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pj's eagle appears to be looking for a worm...look over in pj's direction, feathered friend...
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And uncle phil's hottie seems to have just gotten done with me. :)
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but didn't know it, Munku's is invisible...
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cliche thinks that munku is his invisible friend.
heīs not, but lets just let him think that. |
Bundy is jealous I am Cliche's friend and not his.
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Munku greatest moment was when he managed to get so violently drunk that he spewed up in the jacuzzi, on all of his mates.
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and after he seen that.....bundy puked in the roilet
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flyman buzzes around trying to eat the puke.
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that splck has jars full of.
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I've been saving it for flyman, he like to collect samples from different people.
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said the GUYnecologist
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flyman choked on a penis last Tuesday. He was eating salami! What the hell were you thinking, huh? It was a small piece of uhh... oh wait, cows don't have penises, because cows are female. Go fig :crazy:
Man, haven't posted in this thread in a long time. Used to be my most-frequented thread ;) |
Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.
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Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.
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Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.
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fremen has a bad case of the "threes..."
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If anyone would know about having `three' it would be uncle phil.
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paddyjoe...for some strange reason...wants to sleep on my couch.
wtf is that all about? j/k |
flyman is gonna sing to paddyjoe when he is sleeping on his couch.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif |
splck is anxiously awaiting the Vancouver Olympics (2010), so he can show the world his new crotchless Luge outfit!
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hey richee, the money you're counting is counterfeit...
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uncle phil is still recovering from his roman candle/sphincter mishap on the 4th.
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Fremen's scared of moths...
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Meridae'n was last seen wearing Fremen's panties on his head while singing "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones to him.
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Conclamo Ludus enters his car through the window every morning a`la the Duke boys.
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Fremen is afraid of moths...
...eating the crotch out of his collection of crotchless lingerie and Uncle Phil- of course the money's fake- I bought it from you! |
the rich man finds sexual arousement in dollar bills.
he rubs them all over his body, especially his dirty bits, and finds more pleasure than if it were another person. oh, and Fremen is afraid of moths. |
bundy works as a beggar at Redfern Station by day, and as a bouncer outside 'Mansions' nightclub by night
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Conclamo Ludus smokes his neighbors' yard clippings.
(you can't touch my panties) |
Fremen is afraid of moths, and butterflies, and especially dragonflies.
Conclamo - nice one...sounds liike you know heaps about Sydneyīs dirty underbelly. |
bundy made a killing overcharging Olympic boarders during the games, then he had the temerity to make advances to the husbands. :)
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Fremen was one of my customers.
but he didnīt have the cash, so i turned him away. but he wouldnīt quit, so i had to go into hiding. i believe he has numerous people hiding from him. he is a professional stalker. and he is dangerous. |
bundy just doesn't realise it's not him I'm stalking it's his garden hose...it's EVIL! I must make it stop the killing!
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Fremen canīt afford a nice, porcelain bong, so he keeps chopping up his neighbours garden hoses.
so thats why it keeps getting shorter. |
bundy eats fairy floss just so he can wonder upon his technicolour turds...
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Meridae'n loves his kaopectate.
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bj feeds mer his kaopectate...
(and fremen is still afraid of moths...) |
King Phil II enjoys regular bukkake sessions at the local bingo hall.
(and Fremen...Moths - nuff said) |
bundy supplies cafeteria workers with the necessary lovin' to get them through another day. (he loves them lunch ladies.) ;)
(the moths......they're e-ev-everywhere!) |
Fremen supplies me with my cafeteria ladies.
hes a lunch lady pimp. Fremen, donīt worry, just use your pimpastic lunch lady bebop gun on the moths. thatīll make the suckas dance. |
bundy uses up the lunch ladies faster than I can supply them. (gonna start charging more)
(my pimptastic lunch lady bebop gun is out of batteries. Dammit Bones!) |
Fremen needs the lunch lady money to buy more Mariah Carey collector's items. He's trying to get the official "Glitter" lunch pal right now.
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conclamo ludus would look good in a pair of sleeper jammies...
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Uncle Phil would like to be in those jammies at the same time...to quicken the soiling process.
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Pheatius has the highest bid on ebay right now for the spot inbetween me and Uncle Phil in my jammies. Uncle Phil & I are still holding out for the Olsen twins but Pheatius keeps outbidding them. Damnit!
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Conclamo Ludus collects Garbage Pail Kids collector cards, then sells them to diseased French whores.
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Fremen has webbed feet
Edit: And is still scared of moths... |
Meri stole Conclamo Ludus's list of diseased French whores.
And I'm not afraid of all moths, just the scary ones. *ducks* What was that!?! |
Fremen only choose his name because he likes to use it to make naughty limericks involving semen
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Spinach is afraid of Fremen...
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Bones has girls germs...
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Meridae'n poop's his pants.
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Bones has a thing for dwarfs.
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splck is secretly in love with me because my name is rad
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Pedialyte still uses words like rad, spiffy, neato, and keen.
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Conclamo Ludus is totally not rad, spiddy, neato, or keen. Touche' :)
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Pedialyte got his name from literally scaring the shit out of children :D
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Conclamo is the poor depressed cop whoīs been sent on the trail of Pedialyte.
heīs found him online, but will he ever find in real life??? |
bundy likes to conjugate verbs instead of gettin' wit his woman.
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Fremen can lick his elbow...
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Meridae'n lives in "Wagga Wagga Wagga"... the home of the world's best bat soup and dog jerky. ::cringes::
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Stiltzkin calls Wagga Wagga, Wagga Wagga Wagga... bad move stiltz, bad move.
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bundy just can't stop himself from posting right in front of me.
Are you reverse-stalking me? |
Fremen can tie a knot in his own penis (and does so often to impress the small woodland furries running around his white house office).
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guypunkr wants in the jammies, too...
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Uncle Phil was the one trying to kill John, just to get the Beatles to stop making THE WORLD'S BEST MUSIC!!
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guypunkr accidently dropped his keyboard when registering, resulting in all the keys scattering after many hours of frustration, he put them all back in 'correctly'.
That explains his jumbled nickname!!! :p |
pyrate is looking for his sleeper jammies...
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Uncle Phil wrestles with pigs,
but he gets dirty; and he likes it too. |
guypunkr supplies uncle phil with said pigs. He breeds them in his apartment.
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Splck steals said pigs in the middle of the night for ritual animal slaughters (including a few of my socks, for purposes unknown...)
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before the slaughter of said pigs, I noticed the had been "used" by guypunkr.
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Only because Splck's mother visits daily...
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Guypunkr has been seen near Pearl Harbor waiting for Ben Affleck to show up again. He has bought new parachute silk in which to wrap himself. He has an altar to Ben Affleck that he affectionately refers to as "Big Ben".
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Pheatius is jealous that he didn't come up with the idea and nickname first.
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guypunkr has the name "Strawberry Shorcake" branded onto the small of his back.
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Conclamo has three vaginas... All on his face (this can have multiple meanings, choose whichever one you like).
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guypunkr won't leave my poor little vaginas alone. He runs around trying to put anything he can find in them. And it hurts...
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Conclamo actually thinks pain equals pleasure. So I can't tell whether I'm hurting him, or getting him off...
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guypunkr has a thing for Yoko Ono... *shivers*
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Aww... That was below the belt (in more ways than one).
But I guess that's too bad since Splck has a thing for... you guessed it, Conclamo and his three vaginas that I keep stuffing Yoko Ono CDs into. |
guypunkr keeps are wanking diary...
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meri tried to sell that diary to the British tabloids, and even they didnīt want it.
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bundy tapes 'Burgo's Catch Phrase' when he's out...
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Meri was that guy who got ripped off by Burgoīs Catch Phrase.
Bogeyman or Boogeyman? pity about that car mate. |
bundy helped vote Jo off Big Brother (you bastard!)
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dammit!
thats just plain nasty meri!! Meri has tried out for all three seasons of Big Brother, but they canīt let him go in because heīs just too crazy. and they donīt think that his strange bathroom habits would be appreciated by the public. |
bundy watches old reruns of 'It's a Knockout' on his beta video player...
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Meri tried to appear on Family Feud, but they had to get security to remove him when he pretended to be everyone in his family.
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bundy is in love with Chrissy...
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dammit man, these are nasty.
Meri is in love with Kim (the one who got evicted with Saxon) |
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