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phil has hallucinations often.........
it'll be okay buddy............. |
Fly has multiple personality disorder. He may be schizophrenic, but he'll always have each other...
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SirLance IS flyman
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Mojo is having doubts about his new name and is contemplating changing it to "Betty."
(How did you know about the running nekkid with bunnies?) :) |
El doesn't really like the idea of flying monkeys.
Well, it's not the monkeys per se, it's the monkey bombs she doesn't like. |
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Ben likes banana splits...........
*see previous secret about Ben's encounters w/ a banana split* |
Flyman IS SirLance!
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SirLance uses raid to fumigate his armpits, yuck!
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Mojo goes to pep rallies for their keen intellectual discourses.
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Uncle phil's third leg is growing out of his back.
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Dragonknight reads right to left.
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Fremen will squirt milk out of his eye if he drinks it too fast.
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In the song L.A. Woman by The Doors, Jim Morrison actually wrote that about Mojo Risin. Mojo tried to sue Jim, but he lost.
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Johnny Pyro has a cloth Englebert Humperdink used to wipe his forehead with during a show at Casino Rama. It is in a sealed zip-lock bag and only comes out when Johnny is feeling very, very special.
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kramus has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...
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Uncle Phil has difficulty keeping a straight face when he uses toilet paper.
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Poppinjay collects all of his finger and toenail clippings. He has jars and jars full of them. He believes that one day they will be worth a lot of money.
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charlie also has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...
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uncle phil often refers to his genitals as 'a role of toilet paper'
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Mojo has been observed skipping down the sidewalk, belting out Ethel Merman show songs. Off key, I am sorry to say.
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Elphaba is MoJo's voice coach!
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(That would explain why he can't sing)
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El likes licking frozen orange juice on Fridays.
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That green squishy guy never spells February correctly and he is very embarrassed about it.
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Daoust is a member of the Keebler Elf crime family. The cookies are a front.
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Poppinjay is hoping to become the Hugh Hefner of Elf Porn... he sees it as an untapped market that needs to be made mainstream...
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mal was once in an Elf porno. She was #1 on the naughty list.
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Fremen enjoys collecting Donkey porn...
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Charlatan performs in donkey porn. He always was an ass man.
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Poppinjay goes to AA meetings - Ass-men Anonymous
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Mantus got his amazing artistic ability by signing up for those classes advertised on the backs of matchbooks - "Can you Draw this? " He could...
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Maleficent is a maternal AI chat bot.
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Giant hamburger really IS a giant hamburger. He's from the same galaxy as the intergalactic splunge featured in an episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus."
People thought it was satire. HA! |
sri lanka has never had a cup of tea in his life...
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uncle p plays Twister in his silk sleeper jammies.
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Fremen likes to listen to Erasure. Not only does he know the word to every song, but he dances around in a tutu while singing them loudly.
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shesus wears gym shoes. ;) :lol:
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ono kisses girls..........
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flyman likes to watch ono kiss girls...
(oh that was kind of a duh wasn't it.. :) |
duh.......mornin' mal.
mal needs about 14 more cups of coffee today. |
flyman doesn't actually smoke cannabis, he uses it to make really cheap paper instead!
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Secret Method 70 is actually more of a covert operation 70.
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And Poppin Jay is really more of a Snap, Crackle kind of guy. The casting agent said he didn't have the energy to be "Pop", and Jay has been on performance enhancing drugs ever since, trying to achieve his goal...
Hey, only 457 more days till the next tryout! Keep your eye on the prize Jay! |
BigBen loves chick flicks...the sappier, the better. He keeps a box of Kleenex nearby and by the end of the movie, the box is empty.
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The box is empty because Medusa99 uses them to make snot sandwiches, which she then sells to unsuspecting customers as doughy ceviche.
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PoppinJay knows exactly what he buys, and continues to do so.
"Doughy Ceviche"? PoppinJay loves that shit. |
BigBen is upset with PoppinJay, because Poppin doesn't share those ohh so good sandwiches. This is a big thing with BigBen since he is the one that told Poppin about them.
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Dragonknight has a vast collection of snow globes in a specially made room.
He hits a switch and the room shakes hard for ten seconds. |
Fre..........still likes the penis bong.
you go girl.......... :D |
fly can't get over the fact they used me for the penis bong model.
Jealous.......much!??! :D |
Fremen was the model for the small. I was the model for the Whopper.
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pop lies...
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and Uncle Phil swears to it
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Elphaba dips her underwear in apple cider before she dries them.
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Fremen hides the fact that when he drinks that post-dip cider he develops a rather fine bosum and has hair loss on his body.
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kramus has an enormous head - as big as a house! it can't even fit in his avatar!
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Tachion is a secret identity for the real person who had to flee to our universe to escape living with their real name:
'Noihcat' |
Brilliant Idiot is an oxymoron.
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MojoRisin's mojo is actually faltering in the late afternoon and hits the bed at 8:30, after a nice cup of tea and humorous stories from Reader's Digest.
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poppinjay likes to stroke his bum.
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Charly picks his nose.
in front of his kids too............fer shame man,fer shame. |
flyman is a peeping tom.
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Charlatan has the largest collection of G.I. Joe underwear in the world. His favorite pair is the one with Snake-Eyes on the bum...
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BB still drools over the sleeper jammie catalog...
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uncle p ran over his caddie in his golf cart for trying to abscond with his emergency pair of sleeper jammies.
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Fremen likes to stroke Uncle Phil's bum. In fact, he'll stroke just about anyone's bum, if they'll stand still long enough...
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Sir Lance? Wish you were my Sir Lancelot.
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SirLance's sword serves peace, justice, truth, and honor, for all nations and peoples, but his heart serves only his lady.
Guinevere has always had a crush on Merlin, and when he dumped her for Nimue, she put postassium nitrate in his coffee. And lots of it! |
I assumed such a brave knight was already spoken for. I was only being wishful..
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And I am flattered!
After Guinevere rendered Merlin impotent, she went on to collect the world's largest ball of sock lint. It is now viewable in the museum of unusual things! |
Sirlance is a closet comic!
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Brewmaniac's favorite pasttime is to hold conversations with himself on public transportation. He chooses crowded bus lines on purpose, in order to bother the most people possible.
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Medusa longs for a good hard,stiff.............
Canadian beer. |
Flyman's one attempt at streaking ended poorly as a hot gay guy started chasing him.
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Mantus is actually the voice of cartman from south park...and he doesn't have to change it for the show.
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Zeraph walks up to random people in the park and shouts "It's 1:30", but he never does it at 1:30... leaving confused and frightend people thinking there watches are wrong...
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SirLance knows the government's terrible secret...when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.
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Willravel lived in a Sears house for a year, then traded it in for a pantsuit.
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Poppy can spread peanut butter on bread with his penis.
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Freeman sells his pubes on e-bay under the guise of Colin Farrell.
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Mantus doesn't know what "oral" means.
poor guy. |
Flyman has been sulking all day long because he didn't get what he really wanted for his birthday.... Bud Lite
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Elphaba is really Wally Cox, reincarnated.
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SirLance writes fluffy cloud poetry, likes long walks on the beach, and horses.
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and pop likes pina coladas...
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Uncle Phill is the personal stylist for Howie Mandel
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Mantus has met the Great Pumpkin.
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Kramus is caught in a time warp. He's really from 1887. Or 2035... no one really knows for sure... not even Kramus...
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Sir Lance was Ivan the Terrible in a previous life. Don't upset him or he is liable to gouge your eye out with a spork.
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Medusa hates cartoons. She will turn into a ninja if anyone puts on a Bugs Bunny Cartoon and don't even think of putting Rocky and Bullwinkle on...
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shesus keeps Tinkerbell in a salt shaker in the kitchen. She claims the sprinkles of pixie dust make her scrambled eggs extra light and fluffy.
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kramus listens to Prairie Home Companion while taking a bubble bath, surrounded by scented candles.
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Fremen tends to exhibit the frequent Communist tendency.
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serlindsipity visits the honky tonk bars on Fridays, hoping for a cowboy...
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Poppinjay's plans to assasinate the Pillsbury Dough-Boy were foiled by the Michelin Tire Man. He plots revenge.
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Sir Lance secretly likes flyman's hairy ass and is anxiously awaiting the return of it...
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feel knows it's all about the the ass, but continues to deny it. Even while presented with the hairy roofer's proof. :D
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Fremen puts a heavy amount of cinnamon and other spices in all his foods because he thinks it will make him live longer and turn his eyes a funny color...
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Zeraph has a pet giraffe named Leon. Leon likes to listen to Herman's Hermits, and warbles along to "Henry the Eigth" whenever it plays.
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