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bundy 09-05-2003 03:50 PM

Con is eagerly awaiting the dvd release of the live SpongeBob Squarepants stage production.

Conclamo Ludus 09-05-2003 05:11 PM

That's SpongeBob Squarepants on ice, thank you very much. So Bundy, how do you ice skate so well in that giant costume?

Fremen 09-05-2003 09:43 PM

Co-Lu uses his prehensile tongue to unclog the kitchen sink.

Fly 09-06-2003 04:26 AM

Fremen made his own av about how much he loves moths.

.......we all know you're terrified of them......

nice try though

bundy 09-06-2003 04:34 AM

flyman is an avid fan of Jeff (the purple Wiggle).

shouting, "...WAKE UP JEFF!!" is how the fly greets every morning.

Fly 09-06-2003 05:46 AM

aahhhhhh bundy........


well my friend bundy here....is one of the few people that has had sexual relations with an earthworm.

*kinda hints to the size of his johnson eh*

splck 09-06-2003 06:10 AM

Flyman uses stilts in order to see above the kitchen counter.

bundy 09-06-2003 04:25 PM

splck has to be lifted onto the kitchen counter so that i he can interact with the rest of his household at their level.

Fly 09-06-2003 07:23 PM

bundy is still shocked that i know about the earthworm deal.

*poor guy*

3leggedfrog 09-06-2003 07:32 PM

flyman made scary move II happen. he was the inspiration for the sceen when smokey started to smoke himself. the writers saw flyman trying that in real life and said lets make a sequel to the worst move ever. thanks flyman! next time dont smoke around important people like that. they might make a squel to it again.... no wait .... gasp.... again flyman!

Fly 09-06-2003 07:34 PM

3 forgot to hit refresh

3leggedfrog 09-06-2003 07:43 PM

got to love edits!!!!

bundy 09-06-2003 11:52 PM

3leggedfrog is deeply in love with the edit tab.

Fly 09-07-2003 06:27 AM

bundy is deeply in love with frogs

*and earthworms i hear*

paddyjoe 09-07-2003 08:43 AM

One time, flyman stuck a joint in his ass and blew off a monster fart just to shotgun bundy!


wheee.....doubleheader.........eh?

Fly 09-07-2003 09:23 AM

speaking of double headers there PJ.......

what's that in your sock drawer?

*dildo man*

eh

3leggedfrog 09-07-2003 01:53 PM

flyman has a baby sister who goes by the name janna jamersion. lucky guy.

never 09-07-2003 03:18 PM

WOAH DUDE!!! You have smoked yourself Retarded. J/K. HAHA

dr_clocker 09-07-2003 03:39 PM

Never, name and coincidentaly the number of times Never's been laid

Fly 09-07-2003 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3leggedfrog
flyman has a baby sister who goes by the name janna jamersion. lucky guy.
oh hell man i wish.....


dr clocker,according to all his buddies,is a gynecologist that portrays himself as dentist.


"excuse me miss,but would you like me to numb the area for you?"



"numb,numb,numb,numb,numb.........

Fremen 09-07-2003 04:36 PM

flyman likes to burp Tupperware in his spare time.

tropicdiver 09-07-2003 04:55 PM

Fremen has this fantasy that he is a proctologist. He thinks about it so much, his middle finger has a constant erection.

ariekitten 09-07-2003 05:13 PM

tropic diver doesn't really like diving in the tropic. he really likes diving into sewer systems and city dumps. also, he's not a rookie, he just pretends he is so girls will feel sorry for him and "show him the ropes" of the TFP ;)

JStrider 09-07-2003 05:45 PM

deep inside ariekitten isnt really a kitten... shes a cat eating dog!!!

anleja 09-07-2003 07:55 PM

deep inside Jstrider isn't a heart... but a mechanical mess of wires, sparkplugs, pulleys, and gears!

3leggedfrog 09-07-2003 09:50 PM

anleja is such a nice person helping to raise money for charities. so says the rap sheet on the FBI's 50 most dangerous criminals list.

bundy 09-07-2003 11:49 PM

3leggyfrogs is just upset since anleja got a higher ranking in the FBI top 50.

donīt 3leggyfrogs, you can always go on another rampage through the white house.

3leggedfrog 09-08-2003 07:19 AM

bundy is in a secret society thats sole aim is to prove that they are not part of the united states. that secret society is called Canada.

(on a side note most of my extended family is also a part of this society)

*pulls out a shotgun and begins to spraying the white house with buck shot yelling "top 50 here i come"*

Midlandmadman 09-08-2003 09:00 AM

3leggedfrog always keeps a roadside emergency kit near his bed..... just in case.

ariekitten 09-08-2003 12:25 PM

midlandman isn't really a man, he's actually midlandWOMAN!
:p
he doesn't live in midland, nor has he ever been there!

uncle phil 09-08-2003 12:32 PM

arie HATES west texas, especially when she's there...

Giant Hamburger 09-08-2003 01:04 PM

Uncle Phil is

Strumming Munku's pain with his fingers,
Singing Munku's life with his words,
Killing Munku softly with his song.

I for one, encourage him.
Go forth and kill, Uncle Phil!
-GH

ariekitten 09-08-2003 01:34 PM

Giant Hamburger is really a Giant TOFUburger without cheese.....
he's liked by vegans and vegitarians everywhere, but meat lovers like ariekitten and JStrider say "i'll pass" :p

and he's only served at restaurants that serve expensive mineral water, which secretly is bad for your sex drive.

JumpinJesus 09-08-2003 01:40 PM

ariekitten videotaped every episode of CopRock and pops them in whenever she's feeling blue. She lip-synchs each episode while performing the latest hip-hop dance craze dressed in a mall security guard uniform.

ariekitten 09-08-2003 01:51 PM

JumpinJesus is really Jesus, jumping to the sounds of satan burning in hell. he likes the latest hard rock goth music, even though you woulda never guessed it. :-p
and he also secretly is president bush, as his avatar suggests.

3leggedfrog 09-08-2003 05:37 PM

ariekitten lip-synchs... noooooo say it ain't so ariekitten.

on a lighter note ariekitten is really a super hero (spandex and all) who goes by the name fat lady. her special ability is singing. criminals everywhere beware when she she shows up its all over. (even though shes not fat and she lip-synchs)

guypunkr 09-08-2003 06:28 PM

3leggedfrog isn't a three-legged frog, he's actually a Gladavarkinian with an eighty-seven foot long penis that looks like a three-legged frog. Frog is also made out of spare parts from Arie's local graveyard.

Fly 09-08-2003 06:41 PM

guypunkr is a rotten punk.

i caught him in my carport tryin' to steal my extension cord of all things.

bundy 09-08-2003 07:20 PM

dammit!
i wanted to reveal punkys secret.
the fly likes to prevent me from harassing punky.

oh, and the Fly is also responsible for making 3leggyfrogs think iīm Canadian.

Fly 09-08-2003 07:23 PM

bundy just makes it seem like he's an aussie.

deep down he's a canadian....


sorry eh...mate.


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