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vermin rolls his own tampons |
Meridaen always fall over during his Haka's.
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XenuHubbard was the one who spilled his beer on the TFP V3 Server
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man likes the feeling of mashed potatos in his half of the sleeper jammies...
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uncle phil drools....
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flyman has a leaking testicle implant...
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I have just two words about Meridean ................. PAINT SNIFFER!
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Midlandmadman thinks Michigan is midland. He may be a madman, but he 's not Midland.
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the blob of Jam splck sounds like came from his ass.
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man's side of the sleeper jammies are wet...
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Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle he's a great great grandfather.
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bender eats lipstick...
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Meridaen ate Lassie.
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xenu scarfed up the leftovers...
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uncle phil once won 3rd place in the New York State Fair Wedgie Competition.....and he hasn't walked right since
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Zotz's occupation is judging wedgie contests...... and he can be bribed with hostess fruit pies!
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Midlandmadman wants a greyhound fur tuxedo
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Bobnik skinned his chauffeurs
(la la la) |
manalone likes his men, alone
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ganon never met a manalone he didn't like...
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Uncle Phil washes sleeper jammies for fun and profit. He specializes in stain removal.
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Pheatius likes to "stain" uncle phil's jammies
eeeeeyuuuuuk......... |
flyman once wrote a song and called it 'Teardrops', which he later lost in a poker game to Womac & Womac
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Meridaen has a Sexually Transmitted Disease all of his own.
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man broke his leg once chasing a butterfly into a bong...
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uncle phil was upset with manalone cuz he broke his bong
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luckily, flyman was in the room to drink what remained of the bongwater
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paddyjoe is upset cuz i beat him to the bong water,he's a closet bong water drinker
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Flyman swallows... especially bong water.
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manalone once was a transvestite lounge singer known by the name of Madam Boom-Boom! (great act by the way)
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Midlandmadman is 38 years old and still lives with his parents.
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Chodarama is the mailman that always rings twice at Midlandmadmans house
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GSRIDER wishes Chodarama would knock him up
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manalone got knocked up by strongbad
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ganon had sex with strongsad
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manalone has a thing about...PANTS...
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Truthfully, uncle phil doesn't care about pants, his closet is filled with dresses.
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Paddyjoe lives in Uncle Phills closet
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In specific circles, bender is known as 'Melinda'
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Meridae'n sole purpose for being at the Coogee Bay Hotel:
"The Coogee Bay Hotel Liquor Barn is famous in Sydney for its crazy low prices. Matched with an extensive range our liquor barn is a one stop liquor shop." |
Ruprex is living behind a hideous mask cuz he actually goes by the name......Bluepricks
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flyman always wanted to grow up to be the Little Engine that Could...
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Meridae'n thinks that originality is at a premium....(see spelling of name)
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Flyman smokes dirt weed.
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ruprex is a poopyhead
and so is flyman for smoking dirt weed |
MacGnG is a poopyhead for believing that dirtweed buisness
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flyman tends to buzz all the time.
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splck has 'club' arms
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meridae'n has club feet...
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uncle phil spent his entire income tax refund check on pantyhose!
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...and promptly gave three "eggs" to midlandman for his collection he keeps in the back of his closet shelf...
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Only after he spent three long hours sniffing the eggs inside he favorite pair of pantyhose
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GSRIDER likes green eggs and ham.
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Pheatius likes to torture people by holding them down and force-feeding them green eggs and old ham.
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bundy is a slut......
yup....that's it..........a slut. |
flyman stalks Ted Danson.
he was even escorted from the Becker set by the blind guy. |
bundy can't figure out which female in his av will be the one he wants to change his gender too.
*turn yourself into the tatu lezzies man* |
fly has no redeeming social qualities...
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uncle phil is way to quick on the draw. A bit *premature* possibly?
(I'll get flyman one of these days) |
paddyjoe wishes uncle phil wouldn't rush foreplay
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manalone has a weird fetish about watching uncle phil and paddyjoe locked in a sick foreplay session.
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Flyman thinks human flesh is tasty when sauteed with onions and soy sauce, then mixed with rice and wrapped in a burrito.
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Vermin doesn't inhale.
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Ruprex trained in mouth to mouth resuscitation with vermin. By the way, he did pass the course.
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paddyjoe picks his teeth with rusty razor blades...
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Uncle phil dances the funky chicken in his underwear everynight just as the moon is rising
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BBtB quivers with delight at the thought of pig wrestling.
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Yeah..
he's has a split personality disorder... |
and so does he...
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THE MAC GOD is really forty-eight and still types like that.
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Thraeryn has a shrine to Oprah Winfrey in his bedroom.
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manalone records the weather channel when he's out
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meridae'n looks at phyllis diller with lust in his heart...
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uncle phil brushes his teeth with sand and his index finger
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flyman masturbates while looking at pictures of construction sites.
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gives a whole new meaning to ERECT eh.
vermin is a Pithy pot smokin' Rat Bastard |
Flyman is angry because his native country sank into the ocean
Thank you very much |
Right now, manalone is sitting in a closet, wearing nothing but a football helmet and eating spaghetti-o's out of the can with an icepick! :D
Oh wait- that's what I was doing, too! How freaky is that?! ;) |
richee's secret is that that's seriously what he was doing.
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Who said it was a secret?!?
Thraeyn is secretly watching all of us through our computer screens, while picking his toe nails... |
richeee is a money grubbing scoundrel.......on Dramamine
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fly hasn't washed his half of the sleeper jammies yet...
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It's Uncle Phil's lifelong dream to eat a plane...
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Meridae'n wants to start a magazine that brings scat porn to the mainstream of pop culture.
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vermin IS the main(urine)stream of pop culture!
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uuummmm....richee seems to have a thing for urine soaked rats.
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flyman thinks richee has a thing for him.
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splck felches seagulls
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Meridae'n is member #1 of the Uncle Phil fan club. He has all the action figures... including the one in a maid's uniform.
He uses them in his twisted world of make believe. |
man hasn't learned how to tie his shoes yet; he still uses velcro...
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uncle phil can't afford any shoes
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flyman has trained his pubic lice as a sort of cabaret ensemble
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Manalone pays top dollar for Pubic Lice Cabaret shows, but prefers Camel Lice Stand-Up.
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pheatius prefers camel lice sit down, but will accompany manalone to the "improv camel" anytime...
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uncle phil isnt really your uncle. and he gets off on wrestling pigs.
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sadistikdreams makes his socks out of navel lint
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I heard Meridae'n practices his dirty dancing routines with his broom.
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I hear when paddyjoe is actually paddyjim....that's just what I hear.
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Ruprex is actually an undercover agent for the Gay Mafia.
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Mr.Deflok is actually a hobbit hailing from Hobbiton, New Zealand.
oh, and Tana Umaga (who certainly isn't a hobbit!) is his cuz, eh. see... <IMG SRC="http://www.xtra.co.nz/homepage2/imageView/0,,2176818,00.jpeg"> |
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