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Uncle Phil Cried himself to sleep for a week after the tv show Golden Girls was cancelled.
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rabidy has a toenail fungus collection
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Zotz is a 35 year old pedophilic nerd who has a tendency to have sex with Star Trek action figures.
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Diablo's proudest moment can be seen on the NOT WORK SAFE web page at www.goatse.cx
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XenuHubbard is turned on by that site,
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rabidy started the campaign to renew the golden girls for another season...
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uncle phil likes to dress as a woman and walk the street corners looking for love.
and he wishes he had a rack like marilyn does |
Flyman got his name when he zipped his "Frank 'n' Beans" in his... Fly... Hence.... Flyman. Hmm almost fitting with your avatar... Coincidence? I think not
((Note: I used Frank 'n' Beans for the movie reference :D)) Oh, and uh... He enjoyed it. |
GakFace is really a telemarketer that sells used Bibles. He does not sell many because he is constantly daydreaming about becoming the fifth ninja-turtle, Van Gogh, whose 'special' weapon ability is the rapid tossing of severed ears.
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pheatius dreams of snorkeling off iceland...
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I am actually Uncle Phil using an alternate user name.
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Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.
(soy bastid!) |
WhoaitsZ ignores the voices in his head...
it's the voices from his left big toe that really bother him. |
richeee looooooooves money.......
(and he's really gay) (not that there's anything wrong with that) (you know.....being gay) |
Flymans ukulele ensemble plays for food.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif |
splck is the president of the Bob Saget fan club.
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XenuHubbard sucks dick 4 cocaine (u know bob sagets 1 line in half baked:D)
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irtehcrispeh was trying to enter rice krispy as his name when he signed on, but spasmed out on cheap diet ginger ale...
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uncle phil wrestled with a pig and the pig liked it.:p
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Uncle Phil is Uncle Sam's brother in Law.
edit: diablo likes to beat me at posting. |
mirevolver is a sloooow poster.
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splck has been at it with the jam jars again
this time he let the neighbours dog help poooor dog |
Flyman really used to be a Fly Girl with Jennifer Lopez
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has luigi hidden in the dungen with toad :rolleyes: :eek:
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Baricua2782 spend days wandering through forest licking toads in an attempt to find that perfect high.
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baricua wears a yankee hat...
edit: and blindawg plays triangle in gilhooly mahoney's leprechaun marching band... |
noone believes me but i'll say it again......
uncle phil likes wrestling with a pig more than the pig does |
flyman is actually a secret agent out hunting people and their pot....
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WhoaitsZ STILL doesn't listen to the head voices! Unfortunately for all, he only hears the slurping of Flyman sucking on richeee's ...CENSORED!!! ..., since even WhoaitsZ knows that Flyman is gay, richeee is straight, and Flyman likes to slip that ol' "date-rape" drug into unsuspecting pints o' Guinness...
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i've seen bigger...CENSORED...on the squirrels in my back yard.
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Flyman has the most sexually satisfied squirrels in North America right in his back yard!
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<b>richeee</b> sleeps on a sheet metal bed, and wears pyjamas made entirely of fridge magnets.
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richeee is actually L. Ron Hubbard.
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xenu fertilizes his rock garden with sand...
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uncle phil likes 2 roll in said sand with said pig
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iRtehCrispeh is buried in my rock garden, right under the spot where uncle phil rolls around with a pig.
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XenuHubbards obsession with the secret meaning of Color Coded Beanie Babies has reached a Dangerous point. Blue Blue Red Blue Blue Red Blue Red Orange we're all gonna die!!!!!
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GS is still on a tricycle.....
with freakin' training wheels too...... |
fly wants to be the pig that he THINKS is wrestling with me in the mud...
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Uncle Phil is able to cure any disease or medical condition, but chooses not to use this power. He is waiting for the right moment to reveal himself.
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pheatius is an able and capable second...(oops...wrong thread...)
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uncle phil has a hard time telling 1 thread from another
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iRtehCrispeh had fat fingers and was drunk while filling out his account at TFP. The real goal was RichCrispy.
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Ruprex grew up thinking that farts were just turds honking for the right-of-way.
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Zotz just posted: "laxative. Sometimes they" on the 3 word story thread!
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richee's wife complains,and that's funny about the length of his sig problem
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flyman has toked a few years longer than most people.
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PgDXArESKk6L5gCMo3ZE2M97H!DlIIe*wHB!0Zcy*E8DL4J2sE671T3ekAPGau0PLz9thVftziB5qbLFeklwxUTjxPZBkyjM/stoner.jpg?dc=4675422084059150305[/IMG] |
splck's dreams contain featherless chickens climbing pike's peak...
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uncle phil likes to ride around topless in his vette honking at all the boys
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Flyman stayed home one Friday night to watch a Monkees marathon.... twice
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GSRIDER likes to talk to his car when he's driving, he calls it "KIT".
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XenuHubbard is a hybrid of Xena, Warrior Princess and L. Run Hubbard.
be affraid, be very affraid. |
(of what?)
whoaitsz wears aluminum foil around his only functioning testicle... |
Uncle Phil is a condiment...
http://www3.mailordercentral.com/mus...ges/UNC100.JPG It's a miracle of modern science that he can use a computer at all. |
Giant Hamburger prefers chicken
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G_Whiz a little pissed cuz he tried to sign up in version 4 as cheez whiz and someone took his name
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flyman is all broke up because he's been grounded.
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Quote:
(glad to see your av back) G_Whiz is takin' a leak on the dude who stole his real user name cheez whiz |
flyman want's to lick his feet and legs while sitting on a pile of shit.
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spick masturbates to David Bowie.
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SocialAbortion masturbates to splck masterbating to David Bowie
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chodarama would like to masturbate but can't figure out all those moving parts.
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vermin secretly watches reruns of curt gowdy hosting american angler...
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uncle phil watches the golf channel........to be able to have a nap in the afternoon
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flyman gets exited thinking about uncle phil and pigs.
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splck started out as a maggot but has recently graduated from flyman's shitpile nursery.....
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flyman talks like a pirate when he takes a bath
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Zotz IS a pirate in Flyman's tub!
AHOY, Matey!!! |
richeee's 'ckin broke...
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uncle phil is a virgin.....
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WhoaitsZ lost am arm wrestling match against a little girl.
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rs skinny-dips in the wabash...
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uncle phil inserts cooked macaroni into his nostrils while trying to hum kumbiya
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Flyman is the little girl that beat WhoaitsZ at arm wrestling
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GSRIDER is an undercover wall-street-like broker pretending to be a punk so he'll be popular ;)
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whoa eats grape-nuts without milk for breakfast...
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uncle phil is so tough that he masterbates with sandpaper......
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ruprex is so obcessed with flyman he found a site dedicated 2 him
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irteh dreams of sugarplum fairies...
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uncle phil is the weird, dirty uncle every family has one of.
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and xenu is the aunt!
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iRtehCrispeh likes to eat chili cheese dogs out of the crack of Rosie O's ass.
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gsrider still pulls a little red wagon around with him wherever he goes...
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KWSN has converted to an ALL MARTHA STEWART radio broadcast
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GSRIDER Rides GS. That's obvious by his nick.
What isn't obvious, is that THIS is GS: http://www.newredarchives.com/Gs.JPG GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH NEVER LIES! |
KWSN states in his daily, long-winded lectures to me that the “Strangest Secret” is YOU become what you think about. Life is for loving, living and laughing, not shining, worry and working. Your mind must rule your body with a will of iron. The mind must always be in command of the body.
Whatever, -GH |
Giant Hamburger gave me the trots.
http://www.inetours.com/images/Resta...Burger_Ext.jpg |
Sorry about that.
I was paid to do it by your nemisis. Who that is is part of the dark secret. Nothing personal. -GH |
http://www.space.com/scienceastronom...er_020801.html
Giant Hamburger lives in outer space. Proof is in above link, and here's PHOTO evidence: http://a52.g.akamaitech.net/f/52/827..._020801_01.jpg |
GH was just a little coctail wiener before he grew up
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Flyman is what we like to call "slow." His slowness ruins the effect of my previous post for about the fifty triilionth time in this thread.
It's OK, flyman, we still love you. |
dammit anyways
KWSN is a speed freak......... |
Flyman uses toilet paper inner tubes not in the manner god intended.
In addition, he has been known to fall to pieces and attempt to have the fragments hump each other. |
Ask Manalone about his 5 testicles. His friends call him "Grapevine"
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Arock is actually a stone.
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SocialAbortion doesn't know whether she is really going out with him or not. Because he's too lazy to go figure out these kinds of things.
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Bones still sucks his thumb.
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rs8001 is numbered that way because the other 8000 didn't work.
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