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Wrkime keeps a bottle of fresh urine on hand at all times, just in case he gets thirsty.
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and that urine belongs to phoenix1002!
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i think richee has a thing with constantly staring.obsessed?
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pee is just water
richeee frequently steals my bottle of urine and drinks it all down. edit: Dammit...too slow. Flyman has the words to "Wind Beneath My Wings" tattooed to his inner thigh and ass. |
wrkime and Flyman are both the same 12 year old girl, in Minnetonka, MN
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richeee dreams of the day when he can confidently walk through the Mall of America wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top.
He does it now, just not confidently. |
wrkime stalks richeee through the mall of america when he's wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top. People in Minnetonka MN don't see that kind of thing too often, and now he's hopelessly obsessed.
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phoenix1002---jealous!!!
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richeee has a sticky E key and refuses to move to South Dakota, and probably refuses to move to Long Island as well.
And his house is green. Probably. |
KWSN likes to go swimmin' with bow-legged women and swim between their knees
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Vermin doesn't really live in Wisconsin, because there is no Wisconsin. "Wisconsin" is actually part of Canada. You just don't know it yet.
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When studying at the Zevonist monastery, KW was assaulted by a London werewolf---- and the werewolf pressed charges!!
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richeee is addicted to e's.
see, hes got three in his name and three in his location!!! |
Bundy's favorite pastime is to re-enact the disgusting eating portions of the show Fear Factor.
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Hycdubg secretly keeps two apes chained to a ping-pong table, where he then makes them play with each other.
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stevie sleeps with a styrofoam hockey stick...
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uncle phil likes to drive down the highway, with the top down on his convertible, waving his wiener to truckers as he passes.
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zf0enix is one of those said truckers and get off on said wiener flapping
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chodarama spent time in a turkish prison...and is looking forward to his next visit...
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bones loves his new avator
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bones wears tighty whities
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stan the man likes to sniff Bones' soiled tightie whities.
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Upon my return to civilization, I will contact various members of the town council to inform them of the danger of wrkime and his lizardman forces. I only hope I can warn them in time. I can only hope they will believe me.
-GH |
hamburger has posted in the wrong place and he dosnt know it
oh ya and burger is "100 percent real beef" http://www.beefmag.com/ |
stan the man has so many issues that there is not enough ink in the world to be able to print them...
By the way, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!!! |
wrkime sent me that link he says his pic is somewhere in that site
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stan the man isn't good at keeping secret and can't shave his men down right, I mean look at me. http://www.beefmag.com
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wrkime couldnt make it as a professoinal wrestler
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stan the man isn't named stan, and he's DEFINETLY not THE man, partially because he isn't A man. His real name's Lakweesha, and he's from the projects.
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stan the man couldn't win his elementary school spelling bee and now he's punishing us with his poor spelling. :)
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wrkime either has a really slow connection, is a really slow typist, or is just really unattentive. And his house is probably green.
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KWSN likes to come up with excuses for other people's problems, thanks.
And my house isn't green. |
<p>Stan has earned the enmity of burgers everywhere.</p> <img src="http://www.lvcandymania.com/images/food%20-%20clip%20art/angry%20burger.jpg"><br /></font></p>
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Giant Hamburger is to slow posting secrets.
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Giant Hamburger forgets the difference between "to" and "too."
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giant burger has promissed to help stan the man with his spelling because they are in love
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Oh yeah, and KWSN IS a radio station.
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Giant Hamburger has been kidnapped and raped brutally by the Hamburglar on several occasions.
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Argh, I'm still too slow. Stan only loves me because I stick to his ribs. Maybe, that's actually my dark secret.
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Now that's just cruel, Bones.
I wasn't going to tell eveyone about the wasp-waisted, jewel encrusted poodle dog you waste all your time and money on. It's never going to win Best of Show. Sorry. |
Hmmm I'll give this a whirl...
Giant Hamburger is really part of a Happy Meal..His name used to be Junior..He got tired of all the kids using him so he changed his name to try to impress the fry chick. |
ahh mango that was good
hey did everyone know mango is scared to take a dare |
Stan doesn't love me anymore.
I caught him passed out, surrounded by jars of mayonaise. Why, Stan, WHY? |
Giant Hamburger has a subconscious desire to eat himself.
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choldarama actually lives in a Yugo somewhere near a creek
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Zotz is said Yugo.
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zotz really wants to live in oklahoma...
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uncle phil is STILL upstate... and has a slow typing hand. Oh well, what can he do. He's from upstate. And his house is probably green.
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KWSN has been warned by authorities to stop stalking uncle phil
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Zotz has nightmares about a giant green swirling urine demon coming out of the toilet and consuming his soul.
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Phoenix1002 likes to dress up as a power ranger, the pink ranger namely.
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TerresqueÜ likes to pick dog feces up from the ground and throw it at 4 year olds. No younger. No older.
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w3r7y likes to wear rubber training pants, not because he needs them, he likes to feel his balls sweat in them.
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wrkime then likes to pour my rubber training pants ball sweat on to his tongue and washing it down with a cool tall glass of melonade
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w3r7y thinks numbers are letters. And wets the bed.
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vermin listens to KWSN...
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uncle phil has been warned by authorities to stop seducing KWSN
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zotz, is in charge of cleaning the toilets at the local McDonald's with his tongue.
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bones follows wrkime to said bathrooms and collects the tampons that he has sucked clean. Bones then sprays them with air freshner and hangs them from his rear-view mirror.
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phoenix1002 has starred in 247 German “Scheiße" videos and Japanese scat videos as the recipient.
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wrkime has a "Women being punched in the stomach" fetish and owns over 7 gigs of the stuff, including the rare "Aretha Franklin being punched by Oprah" video
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spinach_indeed has something green in his teeth
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wrkime has been promoted to Minister of Important things in qpid's liberation army, but is not happy as this entails more work.
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Pheatius is not really from the south. He is actually from Minnesota.
Oh wait, that is south... south Canada. |
KWSN wishes he was upstate...
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Bones is obsessed with midget amputee porn... he's also a world-reknowned midget amputee porn star-as world reknowned as an amputated midget can be...
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phoenix1002 has two vibrators in his hands. right now!
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Kipperoo3 is the third kipperoo because he wasn't good enough to be one of the first two.
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KWSN's cup is full of manchowder, and he's begging you to take a sip.
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apetaster tastes apes...
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Bundy gets in a van and tells kids: "I got Candy get in the van."
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skinnedmink likes to wear women's clothes and act 'macho' when riding a harley decorated with dildos.
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vermin cries when he watches Oprah, and collects the tears in a jar, and pickles eggs in the eye brine, and sends the pickled eggs to Oprah, who never, ever eats them.
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crackpot steals clothes from those charity bins.
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I don't know about the van with children (that's between bundy and the law...), but bundy wishes that the aborigines would've shared that "didgeridoo and kangoroo" experience with him!
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Richeee has the uncontrollable urge to shout out the names of various parts of the human reproductive system at the top of his lungs whenever he sees a member of the opposite sex in a social situation.
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Everytime Phoenix tries to rise from the ashs he either trips or doen't want to stand up because he has a hard on.
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World's King mistakenly believes his wheelchair is a throne.
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chodarama is too busy humping a wall to properly insult World's King. :)
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oberon has known many horses.....in the biblical sense
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zotz secretly watches reruns of the brady bunch...
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uncle phil secretly starred in reruns of the Brady Bunch... as Tiger the dog...
And his house is still probably green. |
KWSN secretly wants to drink master shake (in his avatar) :-p
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ariekitten has a sneezing disorder
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so does zotz.... see that avatar? That's zotz sneezing. Not pretty.
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kwsn rides a john deere to work...
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uncle phil once swallowed a whole cucumber without chewing it
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Zotz is actually from a different reality with a quantum signature close to ours. He can life outside of time, but chooses to live with the underdeveloped beings called humans.
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When depressed, Pheatius curls into a fetal position, sucks on old underwear, and tries to find his "happy place."
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Troublebot is not really a troublebot... as a matter of fact, he causes no trouble whatsoever. He's not even a robot. He's Al Gore.
Scratch that, the jury is still out on whether he's a robot. |
kwsn is not a milkshake.
he really IS a radio station... from hell. |
has it been this long? whoa, it's not really Z...
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uncle phil painted his house, but he only painted it another shade of green.
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wrong, it's a lighter shade of pale...(oops, wrong thread...)
lawn guy is still driving that john deere 17hp 42" tractor... |
uncle phil only knows so much about the tractors because he has one too...
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KWSN wishes he knew as much about tractors as uncle phil.
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splck is allergic to vowels.
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bundy is in Australia.
Oh wait... that's not a bad thing... bundy makes KWSN jealous by being in Australia. |
KWSN is still waiting for the next Monty Python movie.
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KWSN wants to fingerpaint in an outbound lane of the LIE on a friday night...
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