uncle phil has this odd fascination about wrestling pigs.

i hear he likes it too.

flyman never learned to ride a bicycle.

i know splck likes to put his wanger in the jam jar

flyman has a large collection of jam jars.

myMHz likes to eat McDLT's and wash them down with Crystal Pepsi.

KWSN has a master shake and I'm not talkin hands...nudge nudge say no more.

Did I mention that myMHz puts Bac-O's on salad?

KWSN also wants to fingerpaint on an inbound lane of the LIE on sunday night...

Uncle phil wants to fingerpaint his house... green...

KWSN wants to fingerpaint uncle phil

*double wammy*

Flyman has a bizarre obsession with (nonexistant) pictures of me playing the guitar.

KWSN likes to fingerpaint pictures of his *broken* digital camera

and he likes cheese

Flyman doesn't *REALLY* explode continuously. In actuality, he only does it sometimes.

thats actually KWSNs favourite Macarena cd in the microwave. he hoped the beat would get even hotter.

Bundy's wildest fantasy is to have sex with a badger dressed as Al Gore on a bed of Perogies on top of Uluru (Ayers Rock).

KWSN wants to dress up as Al Gore and hang out on the top of Uluru.

Bundy IS Uluru

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http://www.e-travelbug.com/images/uluru.jpg

KWSN is an idiot :)

MSD has, lately, been teetering to one side.

KWSN was the second gunman at the grassy knoll.

KillerYoda actually likes Emo music. A lot.

The secret cervix of which KWSN is head of, is actually Rosie O'donnells.

chodarama likes to hang out near highways at night and pretend to throw rocks at passing cars.

bundy wants to catch them if they miss...

uncle phil likes to watch bundy trying to catch pretend rocks.

It's been said; Bundy IS a rock. A really big one. Called Uluru.

KW's brain is fried like the cd in the microwave in his av

the lawn guy is flyman's idol...

Uncle Phil actually lives in Montauk. He's just ashamed of it.

KWSN is not really a Knight Who Says Ni...
he's really a ticket holding member of the Legion of Stupid Knights!

see

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bundy is actually a comic book caracature in the legion of stupid knights

Flyman wets the bed.

Phaenx is named Dave and defaces Magic Cards, which Pisses off TerresqueÜ


*snickers*

KWSN is the guy with the horn...

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he's blowing it for that fine man.

Bundy is the hornblower's hat.

KWSN actually liked the new X2 movie and cried because he thought Jean Grey is really dead.

lets play...
find chodarama!!

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heres a few hints...
chodarama ain't the prince, or a body guard, or the silver robot...

that would be a sweet avatar, sort of.

bundy likes to rub stray cats on his genitalia

choderama keeps a mayonnaise jar full of wing nuts in his toilet tank...

uncle phil has a pet goat who he refers to only as "the messiah."

KWSN actually transmits at .0000000000000000000000154 milliwatts of power.

This explains a lot.

Bones actually has a plastic slinky as a spine.

chodarama makes his endowment quite obvious in his nick.

Bones has obviously been spying on me... sick bastard.

DAMMIT BONES, I TOLD YOU THAT IT BURNS WHEN YOU SWITCH TO THAT CAMERA!!!!!

Bones keeps burning my rectum.

KWSN is currently preoccupied with my endowment.

chodarama lives in a palatial estate, up by the mudslide...

Uncle Phil owns more than one goat, but he still calls them all messiah. Actually he calls everyone and everything 'Messiah' except French Fries. He calls them 'Freedom Messiahs'.

Pheatius is using his own realities to make up posts about other people on this thread

Bones is the male incarnation of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

The stained blue dress actually belonged to KWSN

Hal's been looking through my laundry again... else where would he have found that? I mean... err...that's not mi-...

*KWSN runs away*

KWSN secretly fights crime under the guise of Docter Panty Von Stealenstein.

Phaenx enjoys the company of this man...

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See that avatar? Bundy's the one on the left.

does that mean that i'm Selma Blair, KWSN?

KWSN breeds spiders in his basement.

Bones rides with training wheels and a t-shirt with the Pink Power Ranger on it.

Bones runs a hospital for tortured squirrels. Unfortunately he also forces them all to watch 'Thelma and Louise' in and endless loop. By the time they are healthy enough to leave, they almost all commit suicide by jumping off a cliff behind the hospital. He doesn't know why.

Pheatius has a TV in his house entirely devoted to playing clips of old and new Popes dancing.

That wasn't me, but I was at that party... Bones was the dude. He enjoyed it.

Freeeeeeaaaaakkkk

Bones had to be homeschooled for his numerous cases of Extreme Mutant Lice.

Spinach_Indeed is actually a top breeder of racing guinea pigs. He plays them classical music to calm them down, and he once professed his undying love to his favourite little piggy.
Also, these guinea pigs are regularly named after Spinach's TFP heros.

bundy masterbates to janis joplen (sp?) music

Bones once had a wet dream that included: a hamster, ketchup, a pig's head on a stick and Weird Al Yankovich

Memalvada was once a troubled child star.
Hard drugs, booze and cheap hookers have been part of Memals life.

Bundy's heart is drenched in wine, because he drinks so much that consuing alcohol straight doesn't get to him anymore. He is always searching for new ways to get drunk.

KWSN masturbates to images of Jerry Garcia and moldy cheese.

SocialAbortion was once caught poking a badger with a spoon behind his high school.

rabidy like everyone to see his monkey.
Don't belive me?
http://journals.jevon.org/users/rabidy/

Just a little reminder, SPAMMING of any kind (excessive posting to one thread is included in that definition), can result in severe consequences. It's ok to have fun, but moderation is always the right way to go.

Let's give everyone a chance to play.

back to your regularly scheduled game...

I hate ethical decisions.

Rockogre saw his mom naked once.... and he liked it.

My brother had Grimlock when he was a kid.
http://www.bwtf.com/g1/pvc/act4/grimlock.gif

Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.

bones thinks lawn guy is his own personal obgyn...

uncle phil's dad once caught him masturbating while wearing his moms sunday dress

rabidy is rabid and is giving us all rabis...and his feet stink

pooface caught rabies from rabidy.
he now has a serious drooling problem.

bundy is actually a cheap wino lesbian.....*nothin' wrong with lesbians*

flyman's occupation is zipper tester for wrangler jeans

Zotz is a human test subject for Max Factor.

rock 's real home is in delaware...

Uncle Phil is actually, "Uncle Ernie" from the "Who Rock Opera".

This reference will take some research for you younger folks but is well worth the effort.

picked up on that real quick, rock...

Uncle Phil isn't really your uncle. Rather, he beat up your real uncle and stole his house.

Phaenx has the heart of a child..
in a jar on his desk.

rabidy is the next scientist who invents something without considering its potential for human cost. See also the Manhattan Project.

oberon's first name is really "merle"...

Uncle Phil lays sleepless at night having missed the chance to come back to TFP as Aunt Philus

gsrider is actually one of the "wee" folk. He jumps from key to key to type.

rockogre has a waterproof keyboard, likes peanut butter, can write backwards, is afraid of silly putty and is fluent in seven languages (six of which are 8 word languages conceived by rockogre).

*Caution* Although Pheatius is a highly efficient TFP operative, he has many quirks that can cause disruption if not kept in check during a mission. These include: a love for young coeds, good beer, cocktails at precisely 6PM with no allowable deviation, Frank Sinatra and fuzzy motorcycles. He should never be questioned about his accent. I repeat never. In addition, if his dark secret is ever discovered by an enemy it could place him and his fellow TFP operatives in peril. This is why sobriety in combat interrogation situations is imperative. The enemy should at all costs never be allowed to give Pheatius booze. This can not be stressed enough.

Giant Hamburger tried to market a knock-off version of the George Foreman griller, but was taken to court and sued for absolutely everything he owns.

bundy trolls king's cross at three am every sunday morning...(in drag...)

well, since phil just outed my drag fetish...
i'm going to out his.

this photo was taken at around 3am one Sunday last year outside the Bourbon and Beefsteak. i'm on the right, phils in the middle!

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Bundy has silicone enhanched tits in that pic. And he's wearing boxer shorts.

rockogre watches teletubbies and likes it.

nad adam has his nose hairs waxed

cdwonderful wears his shoes on the wrong feet...