Bundy purchased the STD and blowjob package.

bing bing drives a studebaker...truck...

uncle phil chases that studebaker and tries to catch a whiff of the exhaust

flyman has a bottle of Pixiedust next to his bed. :)

bing bing has under his pillow a secret stash of talcum powder. He seriously believes it's fairy dust.

hmph. forgot to read page bloody five!

oh well, icpdude also has a secret stash of talcum powder under his pillow. As a matter of fact he shares bing bing's pillow!

SexyCat Had Sex With A 3 1/2 Floppy Drive

Gn@sher had sex with a 5 1/4 drive... :)

(i must have missed sexycat...)

icp watches wild fires on tv and drools...

Uncle Phil is really my AUNT Phil.

BonesCPA is really a russian woman body builder in disguise.

Wrkime is a gentle soul that looks for the good in all hearts. Unfortunately this means a lot of physical abuse by others that do not share this vision. Because of this, he is about to give up on humanity and ascend to a higher plane of existence again, for he is not from our world, but a parallel dimension of entities that worship Richard Simmons as their god.

Amen

Pheatius was the "Get off my train" dude in 'Ghost'...

Don't tell anyone.....but Meridae'n installed a buttplug on his pottery wheel.

paddyjoe knows this cuz his real name is peepin'joe.

*you sick bastard you*

flyman once partook in a coprophagia party.

bing bong does a really neat trick using ping pong balls and his arse

bundy wears high cut, bikini style underwear.

bing bing is an Icy hot stunta

zoom went out and bought (are you ready for this...) a brand new pair of (here it comes...) sleeper jammies...

uncle phil actually thinks he almost won the publisher clearing house sweepstakes!

Midlandmadman doesn't have a gag reflex.

bing bing is currently working on book called 'why I love to streak'.

Pyrate Has Secret Obsession With Pierced Dicks!!!!!!!(Errrrrrrrr!)

Gn@sher has 6 nipples

midmad eagerly awaits ed mcmahon at his door...

Uncle Phil Believes Tattoo really ran Fantasy Island and started a petition to have Hervé Villechaize named a Saint by the Catholic Church, but the Catholic Church decided that they had enough short and French saints, so they said no.

Ha ha... Ze plane buss, ze plane! Gold Pheatius!

It's a pity then that i must tell everyone that your seamen is brown...

and Meridae'n knows this cuz he did a head exploratory on Pheatius' penis.

flyman's voice doesn't echo...

Meri is one of those dodgy old men who goes around telling young guys like flyman about their filthy sex adventures in an effort to turn them on, and take advantage of them.

Who you calling old!!!


bundy has no skin between his nostrils... and has made a killing as an extra for George Lucas

Meridae'n's *bling* meter goes off when it's mentioned that he's old.


*might need a new set of uncle phil's sleeper jammies soon eh?*

flyman sucks a dangerous amount of cock.

bing bing can suck-start a Concord...

meridae'n put altezzas on a camaro

Meridae'n has a urinary tract infection.

i heard bing bing could suck the chrome off of a trailor hitch......

with his ass....

flyman collects hail...

meri keeps a blow-up doll under his mattress...

uncle phil is really auntie phil.

bing bing refuses to believe in the existance of wood...

Meridae'n is a drunken,remote flicking pussy

flyman always refers to automatic teller machines as 'ATM machines'... fucken annoying

meridae'n couldn't find something to set her name apart, so she inserted an apostrophe :gasp:

rat's got the sleeper jammy franchise, guys...begins the stampede...

uncle phil is really your aunt frida

rat refers to blokes as 'her' and 'she', same as he refers to himself...

Sadly, the cat in Meridae'n's av is his only drinking buddy.

paddyjoe is upset cuz he doesn't have a drinking buddy.

*tips one back for paddyjoe*

flyman sigle-handedly caused the server problems...

mer is looking over his shoulder...because i'm right behind him today...

And that is uncle phil's true desire...to be behind young men. How sick dear uncle!!!!!

paddyjoe wishes uncle phil would be right behind him.

flyman wishes he had that on video.....along with a fresh tube of K-Y.

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
Why do you act so?
You were so funny, not long ago

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
your comments would only fit the bill
to those that understand Dr Phil

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
You are no stooge to us, you see,
for you love the soiled Uncle Phil Jammie

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
how much KY you've used, we'll never know
but it is you, not flyman, that wants that video

phaetius, you're nuts...

No more drugs for Pheatius...

Uncle phil uses the mouse with his left hand when on the titty boards...

*that was great Pheatius*

well Meridae'n doesn't use the mouse while on the titty board cuz he goes for the vids so two hands are free for pleasuring his member.

fly has wet dreams in swahili...

ahhhh phil.............

uncle phil has wet dreams as well.....but those sleeper jammies soak it all up so the missus doesn't know any better.

right phil.......

This is a picture of Flyman before the wing-removal surgery...

http://www.sculptorbrucegarner.com/flyman.jpg

(was much more appropriate when your old avatar was up...)

phaetius performed the surgery that turned my buddy fly into a mere mortal, with no superpowers...

phil dreams that one day, he´ll return to Kings Cross and relive that experience...but this time without the drag queens.

I am certain to be killed for telling you this.
It is told that in the immemorial years when the world was young, before ever the men of England came to the island of Norfolk, another city stood beside the sea; the gray stone city of Ib, which was old as the sea itself, and peopled with beings not pleasing to behold. Very odd and ugly were these beings, as indeed are most beings of a world yet inchoate and rudely fashioned. It is written on the brick cylinders of Kadatheron that the beings of lb were in hue as green as the sea and the mists that rise above it; that they had bulging eyes, pouting, flabby lips, and curious ears, and were without voice. It is also written that they descended one night from the moon in a mist; they and the gray stone city lb. However this may be, it is certain that they worshipped a sea-green stone idol chiseled in the likeness of Bundy, their great sea-god; before which they danced horribly when the moon was gibbous. And it is written in the papyrus of Ilarnek, that they one day discovered fire, and thereafter kindled flames on many ceremonial occasions. But not much is written of these beings, because they lived in very ancient times, and man is young, and knows but little of the very ancient living things. Ask Bundy, he knows, he’ll tell you.

Giant hamburger Copy pastes insults! also he is Cooked WAY passed well you might even say he is burnt either way he is very dry and of not good quilty meat

cheese wishes he could join the bacon on one of GHs creations...

uncle phil informed me that he wanted to be a girls bicycle seat in his next life.

flyman wants people to look at his drilling attachment.

splck would need a magnifying glass to find it...

phil knows this cuz he's seen it.

flyman has an unhealthy attraction to camouflaged duct tape.

So I went over to Fremen's house to return some books.
All was too quiet and the door was wide open. I walked in calling his name. No answer. I got a drink out of the 'fridge. It wasn't very cold. I went into the den and found this:
http://www.virginia.edu/insideuva/20...BodySnatch.jpg
I drug it outside to get the picture.
I'm not stupid, that is a pod and he's been bodysnatched!
It has begun. Trust no one. Go to the scheduled meeting place.
GH over and out

GH is actually an alien trying to take over the world as a giant hamburger.he is trying to trick us into believing his sly story.

flyman actually believes GH's story about me, but is ashamed to admit it was his sister GH found at my house, instead of me.

once again the pack of hungry fremen follow the lone flyman around until it submits and joins the herd.

bundy has become an acolyte in king phil's court of banana peels...

uncle phil can't spell stalegtite

Meridae'n started the Great Chicago Fire

Conclamo Ludus still has two Cabbage Patch kids...

mer can't spell stalagmite/stalactite...pick one...

ha ha, i knew i got that wrong!


uncle phil grew up in The Shire...

Meridae'n once ate popcorn off of the movie theater floor. Then claimed it was delicious.

Conclamo Ludus laces old popcorn with LSD and leaves it around the floor of cinemas.
he does this so he can take advantage of little guys like Meri who, having taken his bait, are convinced that they are little bunny rabbits.

oh, and Meri, that Shire call on King Phil was way harsh... i mean, the Shire is Gods country, but it really sucks!!

bundy once at an entire fancy meal with the salad fork. Even desert.

Conclamo can't pronounce 'regularily'

Meridae'n can't spell 'regularly'.

Fremen drinks his own urine

rockzilla eats his own shit.

boredjerk eats my shit and drinks your urine...and he likes it.

ruprex lives in my ass

how can i say anything about bundy after he stuck up for me on the "shires" thing...easily...bundy wants to open the first oceania franchise of "uncle phil's sleeper jammies..."

I can't spell, period!


When bundy dances, the band skips...

since both of you guys launched attacks upon the fair isle of bundy, i´ll have to double my efforts to counter this attrocity.

meri thinks he can´t spell the word period, but he can... duh!

king phil secretly wants to abdicate from his reign over the poor sickly people of the Nonsense forum.

uncle phil was the first ever Guy Fawkes doll to be burned in a bonfire on November 5.

Damn! Why am I so slow!

Ok, ok, I got it.

bundy was the stuffing of this doll, and Meridae'n was the hair.

pyrate has secretly joined the fair isle of bundy in an alliance against the rogue states of meri and uncle (king) phil.

*edit, and heś already broken that alliance...yet another rogue state.

...but what many don't know is that bundy tried to bribe me into it. He offered me his prize collection of odd socks. He refused to tell me where he got them from.

pyrate doesn´t realise the value of my precious odd socks collection.

he is a poor leader.

if he had accepted the little offering, the people of his miniscule land could have doubled their sock crop production.
for, when planted in the ground, or under the bed, these socks are magic, and reproduce magnificently.

from your odd feet, pyrate...