KWSN is responsible for SARS.

Phaenx is secretly a worshiper of Hitler trying to bring back the Third Reich and overthrow George bush and become dictator of the former USA.

muckluck has proven mathematically that there is no god...

already jumped was the sniper on the grassy knoll during JFK's assasination and framed it all on Lee Harvey Ozwald.

muckluck claims to have invented igneous rocks...

Bones can trace direct ancestory back to the Little Engine that Could...

Already Jumped, only thought about jumping. But when push came to shove he knocked his twin brother (whom incedently was forced to live under the stairs for tax reasons, and really only Already Jumped knew of his excistance cause his mother; Mrs Jumped had drank the memory of Never gonna Jump out of her head) over the edge... and took all the credit of jumping AND coming back to life after reconstructing his head.

(shaking mine...)


gs once walked to bentonville naked...

phil thinks he's a freakin' bird.......what a sad scenario that is....

come on phil,get a grip.

flyman is actually a spider! he lures all the other flyes 2 him n consumes their blood! such trickery flyman!

iRtehCrispeh r actually rather cheweh.

Bones like frogs...
http://www.jimwoodring.com/strangerc...chelorsite.jpg

<i>Note: clicking on link will

A) not be safe for your work environment

B) not aid in keeping lunch down in stomache

C) will bust left side of gut

D) make you think really hard.</i>


Gaint Hamburger someday hopes to reach the 4th stage of <a href="http://www.skitzo.dk/tbk/hamburger.jpg">"hamburger"</a>

Giant Hambuger actually contains 80% soy. The rest is horse rectum.

Bones is the evil child-stealing mutant-cat cleverly dressed up like santa claus in my avatar. The infamous Dr. Whisker J. Meowenstein.

phaenx has memorized the complete works of dr. seuss...

uncle phil used be aunt nancy

Arock has not heeded the warnings and has tried repeatedly to roller skate in a buffalo herd.

KWSN still wears 'hypercolour' T-shirts

Meridaen comes to the TFP for the articles

bones is nothing but a childish pimp dawg...

flyman got his name because of an unnatural fondness for zippers.

That's really vermin in his avatar

KWSN owns a Yugo

meridaen sold the lawn guy his last three yugos...

ohhh yeeeah......

bones used to be on STAR TREK.......

bwaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa bones

Flyman only knows that because hes quite popular in the trekkie world

iRtehCrispeh totally and I mean TOTALLY loves the backstreet boys!!!!!!

Midland Mad Man
is actually a sane woman from the North

Manalone actually has another man w/ him, hes just got his head down at the moment....enough said there:D

iRtehCrispeh was in rehab after being hooked on phonics.

Vermin watched the ENTIRE 2 hour season finale of American Idols....






















naked!

Sad news GSRIDER has just been found dead! Cause: The hang yourself n suck on a lemon whack off trick:( poor guy

Dammit Jim, Bones is a Doctor, not a mechanic.

This is sad but true....................................................................


The director of Deliverance got the idea for the "squeal like a pig" scene from watching Pheatius at his family reunion!

Midlandmadman has a brett farve figurine collection hidden behind his Lions banner.

GSRIDER is actually from the Land of Wine and Roses.

holtmate lives in a walk-in freezer...

uncle phil politely declines on courtesy reach-a-rounds

Arock IS a rock.

He gained consciousness in the New Mexico desert during the first atomic bomb test and now lives in a desk in some unnamed nuclear scientist where he sneaks out during breaks and at night to make his TFP posts.

LeBells nick in Junior high was LeBang

GSRIDER really rides a Vespa

Arock prefers wraparound goals.

GSRIDER thinks putting his weenie in a girl's ear is a good way to break the ice.

vermin is actually a mouse in a rat's costume that smokes menthol cigarettes....


or is that a joint vermin?

Flyman actually has 4 secrets:
1.Once lost a battle of wits to an unarmed man
2.Believes he is delightfully saucy
3.Can't count.

uhmmmm.........

i only see 3 secrets here.

you are only as smart as Arock

4. Flyman enjoys making love to jellyfish and other non-gender specific marine life

Meridaen would never have thought of that last comment if he hadn't tried it himself.

KWSM loves veggiemite on SPAM.

I'm surprised anyone here even knows what vegemite is...

rs8001 can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Meridaen can't even pick up at the Coogee Bay Hotel.

bundy once killed a man in a fit of sleepiness

That's harsh bundy!

vermin holds the Wisconsin record for the largest inverted beard of bees

meridaen wears elevator shoes, even when going up on an escalator...

Uncle phils seriously considering my little "trick":D

iRtehCrispeh likes to turn tricks for uncle phil

Flyman's favorite song is 'Pick Up the Pieces' by the Average White Band

vermin only knows that because Flyman whispered that in his ear last time they danced to it!

MidlandMadMan is harbouring counterfeit Avatars in his pockets.

Man Alone is alone, really really ................................... really alone

GSRIDER helped Gary Zukov write "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"...In another instance of this universe that occurred previous to this one.

pheatius has a yellow rubber ducky that he sleeps with...

uncle phil *is* that ducky...

manalone isn't the Chief of Police or Minister... unless you pay him $25- but then "no kissing"

Arock used to hang with mick jagger and the boys but his guitar playing sucked and they told him he wasn't one of the stones.

Fly man really doesnt like bein eatin like a cookie!

iRtehCrispeh cannot spell "rice crispies" correctly no matter how hard he tries

zotz cannot get it up no matter how hard he tries:P

iRtehCrispeh gets so horny at nights that he sneaks out of house to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he sees.

-lil' keykey won't know what to do in the times squuaarre

EDIT: Wrong name

w3r7y gets pissed off at the mention of the word TOMATO.

*Meridaen, i know, that one was too harsh, sorry*

Bundy's not actually sorry he just wants some action!

iRtehCrispeh continues to expose himself to the fruit display at his local supermarket.

manalone wears sleeper 'jammies...all the time...

manalone + jar of mayonaise + set of jumper cables = fun, fun, fun ( I dont think you want to know the details......)

Midlandmadman seems to know an awful lot about jars of mayo and jumper cables.and he's not sharing any details either.

flyman invented the popup advertisement

manalone is just saying that cuz he really wants to see ME pop-up

*weirdo*:D

flyman likes to pop-off all over the place.

splck is trying to suck his keyboard off... must be flyman's popups

manalone was once busted for selling dope dressed as a nun.

cd wears sleeper jammies just like manalone...all the time...

uncle phil is in love with odetta....

flyman likes to be twisted, licked and then dunked in milk.

but sadly, mom says milk isn't good for dogs, or exploding avatars.

only oreo.

bundy secretly likes girls........

*damn them chicks from tatu are sweet*

flyman roller skates in buffalo herds...

Uncle phil gets his kicks artificially inseminating underaged donkeys.

manalone and flyman (his evil cohort) lie awake at night dreaming about what pranks they can pull on uncle phil...

It's uncle phil's lifelong dream to become a 'best boy key grip' in a movie

Meridaen keeps a dresser drawer full of dog sweaters. For autoerotic purposes.

vermin had a starring role in the local production of Cats..."

.....in the bum.....hehe

flyman collects whistle peas...

Meridaen collects uncle phil's skin flakes and hair. Perhaps for a love-clone?

(you guys are killin' me here...)

man and fly wear the same pair of sleeper jammies...at the same time...

uncle phil is Michael Jacksons pet monkey

89transam eats his food analy...

Meridaen wishes he could of got the username Meridian.

munku once ran a preschool prostitution ring.........

cdwonderful's real name is lpmediocre