Uncle Phil goes on vacation and TFP crashes- coincidence? I think not!

richeee once shot a man just to watch him die, then got distracted and missed it.

but Vermin survived, richeee was glad, since his aim was off, and he meant to hit someone else!!!
Long Live vermin, who's deepest secret is that he wishes "The Brady Bunch" would've included him, just so he could be closer to Sam, the butcher!:D

richeee loves boooooobies,richeeee loves booooobies

flyman enjoys pulling the wings off of flies with a pair of tweezers, then dips the still-living flies in sugar, glazes them with a small butane torch, and gives them to small children for halloween candy

phoenix is really a raven in disuge

dragon2fire has probably spent a fortune on role-playing games involving dragons and wizards and whatnot. he has nightmares of kids teasing him about the superman cape he still wears.

chodarama dreams of living in a world where people who drink llama urine are not persecuted for their beliefs.

KillerYoda has a fetish for 900-year-old creatures that inhabit the swamp planet of Dagobah.

That is the only portugese Bones knows...

afraidofninjas sleeps with teenage turtles.

splck still laments the day he got kicked out of Molly Hatchet.

bones owns sherman lollar's first catcher's mitt...

Uncle Phil wishes he looked exactly like his avatar...all the time!

Vermin played the part of the rat in the anti-drug ads.

phoenix1022 is really tucson2113 in disguise, and is still bummed that I became his superior in qpid's army!:D
Age (and seniority) has it's privleges!;)

richee is anything but rich...he squats down late at night in supermarket parking lots to try to catch the glimmer of shiney pennies, so that he can save up for a new issue of Teen Beat.

richee got kidnapped by the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz when he was younger, and is still traumatized. he refuses to go anywhere near the monkey house in zoos these days, and has installed AA batteries around his house, just in case they decide to ever come back. :D

Just you watch it richee, an unfortunate "accident" might occur, involving you and a truck full of monkeys. That way I could have back my full title :p

edit: oops... i guess i was too slow. I guess whoever's next gets to rip at both me and snipe.

OK phoenix- you're scaring me now with the monkeys-I didn't want to get nasty, but now the world will know-
phoenix1002 refuses to face the truth of being a lesbian trapped in a male body with no tongue and a small nose!
HA!:D

and GutterXL- Teen Beat ROCKS!!!!

Snipe would rather that no one knew of his secret love affair with that horse last week...

pheonix would rather not have anyone kno that he was the horse...

Nope, I got nothing to add here. I was gonna, but I thought better of it.

so lets see.. apparently i'm a male horse with lesbian tendencies that had a secret love affair with snipe...

Krwlz wishes he was so lucky.. :p
He's had a thing for snipe for a while...

edit: damn... i've got to start hitting refresh more often

Since Peetster has a date with back episodes of My Little Pony, I'll reveal that phoenix finds himself shedding a tear everytime Enrique Iglesias drops a spot on the Billboard charts.

GuttersnipeXL wishes he could be there to comfort phoenix1002 in a "special way" when he cries over Enrique's drop in the charts.

MrSelfDestruct has not yet come to terms with the fact that he is unable to fit into a small sports car, and he constantly strives to boost the performance of his buick. :p

Sadly, Flicka was being violated by Guttersnipe, so it was "My Little Pony" or nothing. ;-)

Ok, that's it. I'm letting the pig out of the bag about the tiem you and your ex stole several hundred condoms to replace the ones you used, and had none from the stolen batch left by the next morning.

(Fighting semi-truth with truth. It's not that I can't fit in a sports car, it's more that I'm too poor to afford one. And I'd like to see you get a '97 Buick Century to pull off an 80-foot burnout with good tires. And you can have my neon lights when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.)

MrSelfDestruct is not at all self-destructive, and wouldn't know a field munition if it came up and bit him on the ass.

vermin just cut the cheese...

phil really really misses that country/state game...

bundy really really really really misses the country/state game

flyman often looks in your window when you are undressing.

myMHz is secretly an undercover Nepalese Intelligence officer that plays with male thongs and likes to say the word "boink" in reply to regular questions.

tek55 likes to pretend that he understands Latin.

Peetster has watched the movie Ishtar 114 times and has memorized the script

fyi, i don't pretend, i know for damn sure i don't understand it :P i just like the meaning of the phrase :D anyways oh shit umm yeah, peetster likes to play with toy bunnies w/ pink lace nighties while using the crapper

tek55 was drafted by the Polish Secret Police, but that job didn't pan out (he told everyone what his job was, and he was too tanned to be polish, anyway). So then he became a fisherman working out of a small boat off the west coast. However, his boat sunk when he fell asleep at the wheel and hit an American submarine. After swimming back to shore, he realized he didn't have enough money left to buy another boat, so he's been bumming around on the beach ever since, selling shells to tourists in order to buy food and pay for the 'net.

Phoenix1002 is a delusional escaped mental patient who goes around giving people "noogies" and "dutch rubs"

wrkime likes eating cole slaw out of old galoshes.

Troublebot rolls in lox and then likes to sit in the sun.