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Splck has a hidden hatred for all residents of Glensburg, Washington and has devised a plan to exterminate the entire town in less than an hour.
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killer yoda owns a complete set of debbie boone inspirational cds...
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uncle phil is Debbie Boone.
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myMHZ likes it when his dog licks peanut butter off his body
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crazycousinjim likes to spread peanut butter on myMHZ.
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troublebot used to be the tinman in the wizard of oz
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flyman paints his toenails for his ukulele recitals.
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Splck thinks that Marie Osmond is hot.
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Rock thinks Donny Osmond is hot
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Bones uses training wheels.
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rockogre is really a well dressed yuppie
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alpha phi enjoys long walks in the park, a good movie, good food, and fabricating Barbara Walter sculptures out of piles of steaming cow dung.
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bones desires to play Scarlet O'Hara in the remake of Gone With The Wind
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Zotz peels hundreds of potatoes everyday just to cover his body in the peels.
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wrkime is actually a fourteen year old pimpled girl from Tumwater with braces and no boobs yet. Caught between Barbie and Boys she takes her anguish out at the TFP.
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Rockogre is a vegetarian. I know, I didn't believe it at first either.
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The previous poster isn't really a Giant Hamburger, he's really a BLT.
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spectre puts small, shaved, greased rodents in his pants late at night while listening to Englebert Humperdinck's greatest hits over and over again.
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wrkime collects the treasures he harvests from his nose. One day he plans on selling the collection on ebay.
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splck gets off to the Micheal Jackson interview.
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Hycdubg's secret fantasy is to molest dogs -- corn dogs that is...
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troit is actually a (very) clever anagram for a swahili word meaning 'lover of small rodents with dyed backs'
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laughter is a stand-up comic who actually give his act sitting down.
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Bones has none. He's a rubberman.
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Laughter is actually a very very very sad person who rarely ever laughs. And he makes little racecars out of his poop
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Spinach_Indeed hasn't missed one "Hardcastle and McCormick" convention yet.
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fhqwhgads sneezed when he was trying to type hs name and that's what came out.
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edit...WorldsKing is a miniature version of Alex Trebek that lives in a dumpster behind KFC and prefers the taste of dumpster juice rather than a half eaten #7 combo platter.
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GuttersnipeXL is the employee of the month at said KFC.
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KWSN is acutally smart
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Bones likes to wear a complete Sailor Moon outifit to his dental appointments and behave in a coquettish manner with the large burly Yugoslav Dental Master all the while speaking only in a falsetto intended to sound like a young japanese waif.
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SpoilSport doesn't play well with others
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flyman likes to castrate bulls
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Memalvada drives slow in the ultra fast lane
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qpid dreams of Dennis Leary shaving a monkey every night.
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w3r7y gets obscure references to songs that no one has heard of and um... is a Mac User!
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qpid likes to fart in public places and blame the smell on old people
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Memalvada eats poker chips and refuses to keep the seat in a fully upright position during take off and landings.
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trouble bots name comes form his numerous troubles keeping the vibrater robot in his ass working
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krwlz is a wannabe snake-charmer...
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