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Wrkime watches me while I sunbathe.
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Troublebot doesn't sunbathe so much as burns to a crisp, due to the fair complexion that has been the bane of troublebot's existence.
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Wrkime has frequent carnal pleasure with pickles and sour cream
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Zotz lives in the Ozarks: where shoes are optional, but having sex with your relatives is not.
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Troublebot's favorite hobby is milking gerbils......orally.
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troublebots only solace each night is the company of his three pet gerbils.
edit: hey gerbils was my idea! Zotz only solace each night is the company of his three cats. |
chodarama believes that he created rodents in a likeness of his own image
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Zotz wants to be a vampire after reading Anne Rice's "Interview With The Vampire."
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chodarama suffers from multiple personality disorder. He is also manic-depressive. During his manic periods, he believes he is bugs bunny, and during his depressed periods, he believes that he is Karl Marx. He has medication for this, however when on the medication he believes he is a communist rabbit.
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Phoenix1002 will only make right turns when he drives.
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Bones' feet smell like Fritos
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zotz's feet LOOK like fritos...
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at least once a week, uncle phil dresses up in a clown costume with gaudy makeup on and drinks vodka alone in his car outside his house
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chodarama has a part time job sniffing armpits for a major deodorant manufacturer
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Zotz lives in a house made completely out of empty non-alchoholic beer cans, all of which he drank himself. His friends like to play tricks on him by driving by with a magnet, which takes chunks out of his walls every time they pass. :p
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:( Wrong thread, my bad. This outta make for a good one on me...
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Ruprex feels that radio advertising is a pyramid scheme used to recruit people for the church of the clown fish.
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louiedog likes to snort dried animal feces and dance like Zorba the Greek.
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wrktime isn't ashamed of his daily urge to tongue his own poo
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chodarama thinks that people shouldn't talk, but should bark like dogs and use the sidewalk as their bathrooms.
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Wrkime keeps a bottle of fresh urine on hand at all times, just in case he gets thirsty.
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and that urine belongs to phoenix1002!
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i think richee has a thing with constantly staring.obsessed?
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pee is just water
richeee frequently steals my bottle of urine and drinks it all down. edit: Dammit...too slow. Flyman has the words to "Wind Beneath My Wings" tattooed to his inner thigh and ass. |
wrkime and Flyman are both the same 12 year old girl, in Minnetonka, MN
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richeee dreams of the day when he can confidently walk through the Mall of America wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top.
He does it now, just not confidently. |
wrkime stalks richeee through the mall of america when he's wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top. People in Minnetonka MN don't see that kind of thing too often, and now he's hopelessly obsessed.
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phoenix1002---jealous!!!
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richeee has a sticky E key and refuses to move to South Dakota, and probably refuses to move to Long Island as well.
And his house is green. Probably. |
KWSN likes to go swimmin' with bow-legged women and swim between their knees
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Vermin doesn't really live in Wisconsin, because there is no Wisconsin. "Wisconsin" is actually part of Canada. You just don't know it yet.
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When studying at the Zevonist monastery, KW was assaulted by a London werewolf---- and the werewolf pressed charges!!
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richeee is addicted to e's.
see, hes got three in his name and three in his location!!! |
Bundy's favorite pastime is to re-enact the disgusting eating portions of the show Fear Factor.
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Hycdubg secretly keeps two apes chained to a ping-pong table, where he then makes them play with each other.
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stevie sleeps with a styrofoam hockey stick...
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uncle phil likes to drive down the highway, with the top down on his convertible, waving his wiener to truckers as he passes.
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zf0enix is one of those said truckers and get off on said wiener flapping
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chodarama spent time in a turkish prison...and is looking forward to his next visit...
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bones loves his new avator
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