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SocialAbortion masturbates to splck masterbating to David Bowie
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chodarama would like to masturbate but can't figure out all those moving parts.
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vermin secretly watches reruns of curt gowdy hosting american angler...
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uncle phil watches the golf channel........to be able to have a nap in the afternoon
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flyman gets exited thinking about uncle phil and pigs.
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splck started out as a maggot but has recently graduated from flyman's shitpile nursery.....
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flyman talks like a pirate when he takes a bath
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Zotz IS a pirate in Flyman's tub!
AHOY, Matey!!! |
richeee's 'ckin broke...
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uncle phil is a virgin.....
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WhoaitsZ lost am arm wrestling match against a little girl.
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rs skinny-dips in the wabash...
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uncle phil inserts cooked macaroni into his nostrils while trying to hum kumbiya
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Flyman is the little girl that beat WhoaitsZ at arm wrestling
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GSRIDER is an undercover wall-street-like broker pretending to be a punk so he'll be popular ;)
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whoa eats grape-nuts without milk for breakfast...
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uncle phil is so tough that he masterbates with sandpaper......
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ruprex is so obcessed with flyman he found a site dedicated 2 him
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irteh dreams of sugarplum fairies...
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uncle phil is the weird, dirty uncle every family has one of.
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and xenu is the aunt!
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iRtehCrispeh likes to eat chili cheese dogs out of the crack of Rosie O's ass.
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gsrider still pulls a little red wagon around with him wherever he goes...
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KWSN has converted to an ALL MARTHA STEWART radio broadcast
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GSRIDER Rides GS. That's obvious by his nick.
What isn't obvious, is that THIS is GS: http://www.newredarchives.com/Gs.JPG GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH NEVER LIES! |
KWSN states in his daily, long-winded lectures to me that the “Strangest Secret” is YOU become what you think about. Life is for loving, living and laughing, not shining, worry and working. Your mind must rule your body with a will of iron. The mind must always be in command of the body.
Whatever, -GH |
Giant Hamburger gave me the trots.
http://www.inetours.com/images/Resta...Burger_Ext.jpg |
Sorry about that.
I was paid to do it by your nemisis. Who that is is part of the dark secret. Nothing personal. -GH |
http://www.space.com/scienceastronom...er_020801.html
Giant Hamburger lives in outer space. Proof is in above link, and here's PHOTO evidence: http://a52.g.akamaitech.net/f/52/827..._020801_01.jpg |
GH was just a little coctail wiener before he grew up
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Flyman is what we like to call "slow." His slowness ruins the effect of my previous post for about the fifty triilionth time in this thread.
It's OK, flyman, we still love you. |
dammit anyways
KWSN is a speed freak......... |
Flyman uses toilet paper inner tubes not in the manner god intended.
In addition, he has been known to fall to pieces and attempt to have the fragments hump each other. |
Ask Manalone about his 5 testicles. His friends call him "Grapevine"
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Arock is actually a stone.
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SocialAbortion doesn't know whether she is really going out with him or not. Because he's too lazy to go figure out these kinds of things.
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Bones still sucks his thumb.
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rs8001 is numbered that way because the other 8000 didn't work.
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