flyman's occupation is zipper tester for wrangler jeans

Zotz is a human test subject for Max Factor.

rock 's real home is in delaware...

Uncle Phil is actually, "Uncle Ernie" from the "Who Rock Opera".

This reference will take some research for you younger folks but is well worth the effort.

picked up on that real quick, rock...

Uncle Phil isn't really your uncle. Rather, he beat up your real uncle and stole his house.

Phaenx has the heart of a child..
in a jar on his desk.

rabidy is the next scientist who invents something without considering its potential for human cost. See also the Manhattan Project.

oberon's first name is really "merle"...

Uncle Phil lays sleepless at night having missed the chance to come back to TFP as Aunt Philus

gsrider is actually one of the "wee" folk. He jumps from key to key to type.

rockogre has a waterproof keyboard, likes peanut butter, can write backwards, is afraid of silly putty and is fluent in seven languages (six of which are 8 word languages conceived by rockogre).

*Caution* Although Pheatius is a highly efficient TFP operative, he has many quirks that can cause disruption if not kept in check during a mission. These include: a love for young coeds, good beer, cocktails at precisely 6PM with no allowable deviation, Frank Sinatra and fuzzy motorcycles. He should never be questioned about his accent. I repeat never. In addition, if his dark secret is ever discovered by an enemy it could place him and his fellow TFP operatives in peril. This is why sobriety in combat interrogation situations is imperative. The enemy should at all costs never be allowed to give Pheatius booze. This can not be stressed enough.

Giant Hamburger tried to market a knock-off version of the George Foreman griller, but was taken to court and sued for absolutely everything he owns.

bundy trolls king's cross at three am every sunday morning...(in drag...)

well, since phil just outed my drag fetish...
i'm going to out his.

this photo was taken at around 3am one Sunday last year outside the Bourbon and Beefsteak. i'm on the right, phils in the middle!

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Bundy has silicone enhanched tits in that pic. And he's wearing boxer shorts.

rockogre watches teletubbies and likes it.

nad adam has his nose hairs waxed

cdwonderful wears his shoes on the wrong feet...

Uncle Phil Cried himself to sleep for a week after the tv show Golden Girls was cancelled.

rabidy has a toenail fungus collection

Zotz is a 35 year old pedophilic nerd who has a tendency to have sex with Star Trek action figures.

Diablo's proudest moment can be seen on the NOT WORK SAFE web page at www.goatse.cx

XenuHubbard is turned on by that site,

rabidy started the campaign to renew the golden girls for another season...

uncle phil likes to dress as a woman and walk the street corners looking for love.

and he wishes he had a rack like marilyn does

Flyman got his name when he zipped his "Frank 'n' Beans" in his... Fly... Hence.... Flyman. Hmm almost fitting with your avatar... Coincidence? I think not

((Note: I used Frank 'n' Beans for the movie reference :D))

Oh, and uh... He enjoyed it.

GakFace is really a telemarketer that sells used Bibles. He does not sell many because he is constantly daydreaming about becoming the fifth ninja-turtle, Van Gogh, whose 'special' weapon ability is the rapid tossing of severed ears.

pheatius dreams of snorkeling off iceland...

I am actually Uncle Phil using an alternate user name.

Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.

(soy bastid!)

WhoaitsZ ignores the voices in his head...




it's the voices from his left big toe that really bother him.

richeee looooooooves money.......

(and he's really gay)

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

(you know.....being gay)

Flymans ukulele ensemble plays for food.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif

splck is the president of the Bob Saget fan club.

XenuHubbard sucks dick 4 cocaine (u know bob sagets 1 line in half baked:D)

irtehcrispeh was trying to enter rice krispy as his name when he signed on, but spasmed out on cheap diet ginger ale...

uncle phil wrestled with a pig and the pig liked it.:p

Uncle Phil is Uncle Sam's brother in Law.

edit: diablo likes to beat me at posting.