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rockogre 05-05-2003 08:33 AM

KWSN actually transmits at .0000000000000000000000154 milliwatts of power.

This explains a lot.

chodarama 05-05-2003 08:43 AM

Bones actually has a plastic slinky as a spine.

KWSN 05-05-2003 08:44 AM

chodarama makes his endowment quite obvious in his nick.

KWSN 05-05-2003 09:04 AM

Bones has obviously been spying on me... sick bastard.

KWSN 05-05-2003 09:12 AM

DAMMIT BONES, I TOLD YOU THAT IT BURNS WHEN YOU SWITCH TO THAT CAMERA!!!!!

Bones keeps burning my rectum.

chodarama 05-05-2003 09:13 AM

KWSN is currently preoccupied with my endowment.

uncle phil 05-05-2003 01:02 PM

chodarama lives in a palatial estate, up by the mudslide...

Pheatius 05-05-2003 01:50 PM

Uncle Phil owns more than one goat, but he still calls them all messiah. Actually he calls everyone and everything 'Messiah' except French Fries. He calls them 'Freedom Messiahs'.

KWSN 05-05-2003 02:58 PM

Pheatius is using his own realities to make up posts about other people on this thread

KWSN 05-05-2003 10:42 PM

Bones is the male incarnation of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Halx 05-05-2003 11:12 PM

The stained blue dress actually belonged to KWSN

KWSN 05-05-2003 11:13 PM

Hal's been looking through my laundry again... else where would he have found that? I mean... err...that's not mi-...

*KWSN runs away*

Phaenx 05-05-2003 11:40 PM

KWSN secretly fights crime under the guise of Docter Panty Von Stealenstein.

bundy 05-06-2003 02:44 AM

Phaenx enjoys the company of this man...

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KWSN 05-06-2003 03:12 AM

See that avatar? Bundy's the one on the left.

bundy 05-06-2003 03:28 AM

does that mean that i'm Selma Blair, KWSN?

KWSN breeds spiders in his basement.

rockogre 05-06-2003 09:42 AM

Bones rides with training wheels and a t-shirt with the Pink Power Ranger on it.

Pheatius 05-06-2003 11:13 AM

Bones runs a hospital for tortured squirrels. Unfortunately he also forces them all to watch 'Thelma and Louise' in and endless loop. By the time they are healthy enough to leave, they almost all commit suicide by jumping off a cliff behind the hospital. He doesn't know why.

KWSN 05-06-2003 12:27 PM

Pheatius has a TV in his house entirely devoted to playing clips of old and new Popes dancing.

KWSN 05-06-2003 02:08 PM

That wasn't me, but I was at that party... Bones was the dude. He enjoyed it.

Fly 05-06-2003 02:49 PM

Freeeeeeaaaaakkkk

Spinach_Indeed 05-06-2003 04:24 PM

Bones had to be homeschooled for his numerous cases of Extreme Mutant Lice.

bundy 05-06-2003 04:30 PM

Spinach_Indeed is actually a top breeder of racing guinea pigs. He plays them classical music to calm them down, and he once professed his undying love to his favourite little piggy.
Also, these guinea pigs are regularly named after Spinach's TFP heros.

krwlz 05-06-2003 05:28 PM

bundy masterbates to janis joplen (sp?) music

Memalvada 05-06-2003 06:15 PM

Bones once had a wet dream that included: a hamster, ketchup, a pig's head on a stick and Weird Al Yankovich

bundy 05-06-2003 07:40 PM

Memalvada was once a troubled child star.
Hard drugs, booze and cheap hookers have been part of Memals life.

KWSN 05-06-2003 08:22 PM

Bundy's heart is drenched in wine, because he drinks so much that consuing alcohol straight doesn't get to him anymore. He is always searching for new ways to get drunk.

SocialAbortion 05-06-2003 09:00 PM

KWSN masturbates to images of Jerry Garcia and moldy cheese.

rabidy 05-06-2003 10:06 PM

SocialAbortion was once caught poking a badger with a spoon behind his high school.

myMHz 05-07-2003 12:13 AM

rabidy like everyone to see his monkey.
Don't belive me?
http://journals.jevon.org/users/rabidy/

JadziaDax 05-07-2003 02:15 AM

Just a little reminder, SPAMMING of any kind (excessive posting to one thread is included in that definition), can result in severe consequences. It's ok to have fun, but moderation is always the right way to go.

Let's give everyone a chance to play.


back to your regularly scheduled game...

rockogre 05-07-2003 10:04 AM

I hate ethical decisions.

Grimlok 05-07-2003 12:34 PM

Rockogre saw his mom naked once.... and he liked it.

Giant Hamburger 05-07-2003 01:25 PM

My brother had Grimlock when he was a kid.
http://www.bwtf.com/g1/pvc/act4/grimlock.gif

KWSN 05-07-2003 01:25 PM

Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.

uncle phil 05-07-2003 04:13 PM

bones thinks lawn guy is his own personal obgyn...

rabidy 05-07-2003 10:16 PM

uncle phil's dad once caught him masturbating while wearing his moms sunday dress

Pooface 05-08-2003 02:04 AM

rabidy is rabid and is giving us all rabis...and his feet stink

bundy 05-08-2003 04:09 AM

pooface caught rabies from rabidy.
he now has a serious drooling problem.

Fly 05-08-2003 04:18 AM

bundy is actually a cheap wino lesbian.....*nothin' wrong with lesbians*


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