richeee is falls asleep dreaming about Whitesnake

Yeah, well qpid fall asleep thinking about Poison. And Warrant.

KWSN has attended 5 New Kids on the Block concerts.

-Mikey

mikeyChalupa was once arrested for selling dope dressed as a nun......

cdw has semi annual parties in which the members of SleezBeez, Pretty Boy Floyd, Bang Tango, The Backstreet Boys, Mike Piazza and himself don Ninja and Pirate costumes and enact imaginary battles in the pirate ship/ninja hideout he's built in his back yard.

Bones is dilusional that the Cubs are going to finish with a winning record.

It's the dildo collection, it makes him crazy.

wrkime keeps a whale-blubber collection in little plastic jars in his freezer...

It's a little known fact that Uncle Phil wears Batman underwear made especially for him from silk in a small shop in Kowloon.

Small, nimble fingered women weave each set to his exact specifications always placing the Bat symbol exactly centered on the crotch and a picture of Robin on the the right cheek.

It's rumored that Michel Jackson buys all of the used ones for his collection but no documentation has surfaced to support this rumor.

Lord that was cruel!

jeebus, that was...

Rockogre keeps a wonder woman suit in his closet...... to wear himself

Bones is trying to make a wonder woman suit out of human skin, but is having trouble finding "material". When you do, remember, it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Bones' name came from the fact that he had a Racoon Penis Bone surgecialy inserted into his groin.

He doesn't even really like Spinach.


Moron.

World's King is actually only King of a small Field outside of Ohio

The greaser avatar prompts me: World's King uses that cheap knock-off Pome Aid. Shame on you for not using Dapper Dan.

"Pome Aid? I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

Bubblegum Teflon is just that. He's a piece of teflon made from bubblegum. How he manages to type is still a mystery.

KWSN is really a member of the Backstreet Boys.

Loki

Wish he was from America so he can stop talking like that.

World's King is actualyl only king of his tiny little world that exists in a shoebox under his bed

QPID IS STUPID!!!! OMGROFLMAOASMPLAODMANDOAKDOADODLANDADPADPAODMADOLROAJDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KWSN is part of a secret organization that is not really looking to take over the world before Microsoft does. The organization's real goal is to abolish the use of the shift key and the letter E.

Or KWSN is just really good at abbreviating.

Either way, it is a secret. Keep it on the DL.

The B in Bones stands for B...nothing else...it's just a letter.

wrkime isn't really from New England. He's from Old England. As a matter of fact, he's Queen Elizabeth.

I don't want to be Queen.

KWSN = Keep Wearing Sweet Naugahyde
I know, I know it's getting old, but it amuses me.

wrkime has every episode of "Gillmore Girls" on tape.

JumpinJesus is actually Aretha Franklin's Vagina, in Cyborg Form

Spinach_Indeed was the guy who cancelled the original Star Trek.

KillerYoda's nick starts with the same letter as mine. And when you steal my letter... I get MAD

KWSN likes to wear platform shoes with micro miniskirts and crotchless lace panties. *runs for her life*

Ummm KWSN just for future reference I'm not a "he", thankee.

Loki is actually tied and bound with the entrails of his son, at the center of the earth, with poison dripping into his eyes. (icky as this seems there's a reference here too).

EDIT: My webcache must be messed up, I just loaded this page!! ok, Somenosuke, your left eyelid twitches whenever you're thinking about something naughty.

Bubblegum Teflon:

You are too a he, you just don't know the difference.

vermin is a giant talking cockroach that lives in the bowels of a nuclear reactor.

wrkime is a much smaller talking cockroach that lives in the bowels of aforesaid talking cockroach.

KWSN is secretly addicted to the Smurf cartoons.

You don't even want to think about his longings for Smurfette involving handcuffs and whipped cream.

rockogre doesn't really have a beard. Or a motorcycle... or any tattoos. Actually, he's a French hairstylist/interior decorator from Grenwich Village.

Bones put me on his balls and made no effort to get me off till I hinted it to him.

Bones suffers from a horrible affliction known as micropenis.. the poor dear.

Somenosuke spent 2 weeks in line to get tickets to <i>Attack of the Clones</i> dressed as Chewbacca.

JumpinJesus was with me, but he was dressed as Princess Leia.