|
myMHz has less frequency than he'd like.
|
rat bastid is really a drunken amish hampster in human form but assumes drunken amish hampster form every 2nd tuesday at 2.30pm.
didn't you know? |
Miranda was never born ! At least that is what the profile says ...
|
marcopolo is really a battery charged iguana!!!!
muahahaha!!! i was born! *sniff* ohhh :( |
Miranda likes to spy into peoples window at night with his sock puppet named Horace!
|
GuttersnipeXL is a bird who never learned to fly... but sure can walk fast. ;)
|
Despite what most people think, troit is actually a guy.
|
BoCo never was a MoFo....it was all a cover
|
Bones collects Smurf paraphenelia
|
bobmsythe is really bobmsmith
see the difference? he didn't want anyone to know! |
<span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through"> bobmsmythe</span> ariekitten has spots on <span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through">his</span> her naughty parts oozing with puss
|
bones is a wannabe pirate...
|
Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle. That's just what they call him in prison.
|
Bones has 12 toes...
8 on one foot and 4 on the other. |
A quick peek at the nether regions would reveal that World's King is actually World's Queen...
-Mikey |
Edit...Mikey chalupa is a nomadic alpaca rancher!
|
The XL refers to depth, not length.
|
Bones used to be a merchant in a marketplace in Mexico.
|
wrkime just wants us all to think he lives in New England when in fact he lives in Iraq...
|
troit loves upstate winters...
|
uncle phil is really "aunt phil"
|
Bones is about to get his ass kicked by *Nikki*.
|
Quote:
|
Bones is going to die soon
|
Quote:
*Nikki* is going to get arrested after beating Bones to a pulp. |
spectre is really a dead person whos spirit lives inside a MACINTOSH
|
spectre's deepest darkest secret is that he thinks Jaws 3-D is far superior than the first Jaws film.
|
JumpinJesus has a horrible problem with timing and reading ;)
|
that's no secret qpid. :)
But that means I get to go twice. :D qpid's deepest darkest secret is that he once believed that the stars are just really, really slow airplanes. |
Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's.
|
Quote:
|
richee has a crush on *Nikki*
oh ya'.....Jadz too |
Flyman confuses "secrets" with reality!
And forgot about richeee's crush on Angel! and PorscheBunny! and [YOUR FEMALE NAME HERE]. and Flyman (in his dreams!):p |
richeee really wants to find the lawn guy in south dakota...
|
On a disposable camera somewhere in America, there's a snapshot of Uncle Phil holding a can of frosting in one hand while he's grinding against a Bob's Big Boy statue.
|
fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"
|
*Nikki* likes to shave herself in the shower.all of herself too.
thanx *Nikki* *has relapse....runs to bathroom to clean up* |
flyman likes to read about me shaving in the shower:)
oh wait, that wasn't a secret! flyman fantisizes about shaving ME in the shower! |
*Nikki* is really a 46 year old truck driver named Lou.
Quote:
|
fhqwhgads was really looking forward to *Nikki* posting this, and is disappointed to find it's me! :)
|
| All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:09 PM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project