myMHz has less frequency than he'd like.

rat bastid is really a drunken amish hampster in human form but assumes drunken amish hampster form every 2nd tuesday at 2.30pm.

didn't you know?

Miranda was never born ! At least that is what the profile says ...

marcopolo is really a battery charged iguana!!!!
muahahaha!!!

i was born! *sniff*

ohhh :(

Miranda likes to spy into peoples window at night with his sock puppet named Horace!

GuttersnipeXL is a bird who never learned to fly... but sure can walk fast. ;)

Despite what most people think, troit is actually a guy.

BoCo never was a MoFo....it was all a cover

Bones collects Smurf paraphenelia

bobmsythe is really bobmsmith
see the difference? he didn't want anyone to know!

<span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through"> bobmsmythe</span> ariekitten has spots on <span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through">his</span> her naughty parts oozing with puss

bones is a wannabe pirate...

Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle. That's just what they call him in prison.

Bones has 12 toes...

8 on one foot and 4 on the other.

A quick peek at the nether regions would reveal that World's King is actually World's Queen...

-Mikey

Edit...Mikey chalupa is a nomadic alpaca rancher!

The XL refers to depth, not length.

Bones used to be a merchant in a marketplace in Mexico.

wrkime just wants us all to think he lives in New England when in fact he lives in Iraq...

troit loves upstate winters...

uncle phil is really "aunt phil"

Bones is about to get his ass kicked by *Nikki*.

If you piss off *Nikki*, you're on your own bud. :p

Bones is going to die soon

haha

*Nikki* is going to get arrested after beating Bones to a pulp.

spectre is really a dead person whos spirit lives inside a MACINTOSH

spectre's deepest darkest secret is that he thinks Jaws 3-D is far superior than the first Jaws film.

JumpinJesus has a horrible problem with timing and reading ;)

that's no secret qpid. :)

But that means I get to go twice. :D

qpid's deepest darkest secret is that he once believed that the stars are just really, really slow airplanes.

Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's.

...and he call's them his little Chicago Cubbies!:D

richee has a crush on *Nikki*

oh ya'.....Jadz too

Flyman confuses "secrets" with reality!
And forgot about richeee's crush on Angel!
and PorscheBunny!
and [YOUR FEMALE NAME HERE].
and Flyman (in his dreams!):p

richeee really wants to find the lawn guy in south dakota...

On a disposable camera somewhere in America, there's a snapshot of Uncle Phil holding a can of frosting in one hand while he's grinding against a Bob's Big Boy statue.

fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"

*Nikki* likes to shave herself in the shower.all of herself too.

thanx *Nikki*

*has relapse....runs to bathroom to clean up*

flyman likes to read about me shaving in the shower:)

oh wait, that wasn't a secret!

flyman fantisizes about shaving ME in the shower!

*Nikki* is really a 46 year old truck driver named Lou.

How'd you guess?

fhqwhgads was really looking forward to *Nikki* posting this, and is disappointed to find it's me! :)