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flyman voted Social Credit...
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Charlatan is really the blue Power Ranger.
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rock can recount the life history of each of the teletubbies...
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if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college
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thats great Vitamin, but thats no horse buddy, thats a mule, with a swollen testicle. and i believe the guy you nicked it from is still hunting you down.
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right then...and my good aussie buddy bundy knows this from...
froin' mule testies on da barbie mate. |
flyman does the booty dance with his ex-first grade teacher.
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if it wasn't for Fremen's horse, he wouldn't have spent that year in the monastery.
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Flyman regularly offers Aussie cricketers cash for pitch conditions and other juicy bits of info to help his fledgling career as a bookie.
however, offering 50/1 for Australia beating Bangladesh in the cricket won´t help his cause. |
bundy shudders in fear whenever he posts to this thread, hoping against all hope, that richeee will not reveal any more of the Aussie secrets bundy carries around in a plastic bag, duct taped to his ankle!
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richeee is a premature evacuator.
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Fremen only is only interested premature ejaculators.
and hes still afraid of moths. ah, the Aussie secrets bag....what a nasty, heavy, foul-smelling bag it is too. |
Bundy goes down to Fox Studios every afternoon so he can try and get James' attention at channel V.
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Fremen thinks Yumi is hot.
oh wait.. so do i. ;) |
Bing Bing never takes the stairs
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castex lures postal workers into the back of his van.
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Fremen's penis abominably and severely curves to the right.
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said bing bing who's had a good 'ol close up look at it.
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said flyman who voyeuristically watched bing bing look at it.
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bing bing couldn't cut it as a bling bling...
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fly's drumsticks still have feathers attached...
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Uncle phil cried at Diana's funeral on the telly.
_____________________________________________ ...I wouuuuld've liked to've known you, but I was jussa kiid... |
castex got beat up over a bag of chips.
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Phoenix's last rendevous was with a women on her period.
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drake gets confused when reading thread headers...
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uncle phil is the woman in his avy, and she gets turned on my fat men.
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diablo wears a funny lookin' hat.
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flyman is still waiting to be found in his ´hide and go fuck yourself´ game.
hes been hiding in the closet, masturbating furiously, for 6 days now. |
Bundy is-- as the title may suggest-- always climbing. Must get tiring! :thumbsup:
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somehow, despite being made of stone, stiltz manages to move his head, arms, and little red balloon with surprising regularity.
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bundy is Simon Crean's nephew
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Meri is Bob Katters snake oil dealer.
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bundy was never allowed to buy a book from the 'Arrows Book Club'
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Meri used to subscribe to Dolly magazine to check out the ´sealed section´.
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bundy took 4 goes to get his 'L' plates...
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hahaha... i know a chick who has failed that test 15 times. and the worst thing is that shes pretty much answered all of the possible questions now, and she still fails...
Meri travelled all the way from Mildura to the Revesby Workers Club just to catch the Human Nature concert. |
15 times? Jesus... I had to do that test 6 months ago as i just got my licence back from going mid-range, fuck i was nervous!
Human Nature are the bomb! (that hurt to type...) Bundy always had a strage stirring in his loins when watching Fat Cat prance around with no pants on... |
Meri was the main promoter for that great band, Kulcha...
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Bundy never got the chance to go to Expo '88
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