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holtmate 04-24-2003 08:55 AM

JumpinJesus is neither jumping nor Jesus...and it actually is an exit

KWSN 04-24-2003 09:33 AM

Holtmate is slow to post, and lives in Ohio.

SaltPork 04-24-2003 09:51 AM

Bones likes to dress a french maid and listen to Tiny Tim records while he gives himself a brazilian wax.

uncle phil 04-24-2003 09:57 AM

bones wears a white sox hat on dates...

SaltPork 04-24-2003 09:57 AM

Bones likes having KWSN stuck to his balls...unfortunately, I'm there to witness it, naked except for socks...ugh, I feel sick.

KWSN 04-24-2003 10:15 AM

while wrkime isn't being Bones' sex slave, he likes to go to Duran Duran concerts. He's the one throwing his panties onstage.

troit 04-24-2003 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
while wrkime isn't being Bones' sex slave, he likes to go to Duran Duran concerts. He's the one throwing his panties onstage.

KWSN really is a radio station....;)

rockogre 04-24-2003 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
rockogre doesn't really have a beard. Or a motorcycle... or any tattoos. Actually, he's a French hairstylist/interior decorator from Grenwich Village.
You thilly, thilly man, you can just bite me, oh I don't know, thomewhere fun. You choose.

uncle phil 04-24-2003 10:51 AM

rock likes to play with small animals and dead light bulbs under the covers in the middle of the night...

Fly 04-24-2003 10:54 AM

uncle phil has this weird habit of scratchin' his balls when a pretty young thing walks by.

come to think of it...so do i.

splck 04-24-2003 10:55 AM

flyman plays the ukelele.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif

oberon 04-24-2003 11:00 AM

splck eats black widow spiders for a living. :P

uncle phil 04-24-2003 12:00 PM

bones continues to wear that white sox hat on dates...

World's King 04-24-2003 12:06 PM

Bones has a huge crush on Oprah and often masturbates while thinking about her touching herself.

SaltPork 04-24-2003 12:11 PM

WK longs to be dressed up as Lizel from "The Sound Of Music" while humming show tunes from the musical film "Oklahmoa"

Troublebot 04-24-2003 12:15 PM

wrkime doesn't need to poop. In fact, he's been constipated for years. Even after eating large quantities of bran. Really, it's effecting his quality of life.

uncle phil 04-24-2003 12:27 PM

can't believe i'm getting stepped on every time i try to rag on bones...

paddyjoe 04-24-2003 12:46 PM

Uncle Phil has the days of the week sewn into his underpants

uncle phil 04-24-2003 12:58 PM

bones - white sox hat - dates...

Doc_34465 04-24-2003 01:15 PM

Bones comes to us direct from his prison cell in Joliet.. Along with his cell mate, Tiny..

paddyjoe 04-24-2003 04:58 PM

Doc was the doctor at Joliet...He knew Bones quite well!!!

Zotz 04-24-2003 05:46 PM

paddyjoe has saved all of his bellybutton lint from the past 8 years

KWSN 04-24-2003 06:05 PM

Zotz is Gary Coleman. Just shorter (in more ways than one).

krwlz 04-24-2003 06:08 PM

KWSN skips his showers daily for tfp

KWSN 04-24-2003 06:10 PM

krwlz is upstate, and will be destroyed when downstate launches its top secret plan to invade upstate and make it their own! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Err... you guys didn't hear that.

krwlz 04-24-2003 06:13 PM

KWSN still smells due to his lack of showering for tfp....and apparently planing to destroy upstate....

Doc_34465 04-24-2003 06:24 PM

Hey KWSN! I stuck up for you in chat the other day.. Someone said you ate shit sandwiches.. I told them that that couldn't be true, that you didn't like bread..

JumpinJesus 04-24-2003 06:26 PM

Doc has every word to <i>Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo</i> memorized.

krwlz 04-24-2003 06:28 PM

jumpin jeasus has that pogo stick upside down...

KWSN 04-24-2003 06:33 PM

krwlz doesn't know how most people have below-average intelligenct, but either way, he's one of them.

He prefers to be called "special" though.

SaltPork 04-24-2003 06:36 PM

krwlz is a bad speller.

KWSN 04-24-2003 06:38 PM

wrkime has a slow reaction time.

And if he holds that poop that he needs to take for much longer, it's gonna start coming out his mouth.

SaltPork 04-24-2003 06:57 PM

KWSN is in love with two-toed farm animals with dingleberries on their bums.

krwlz 04-24-2003 07:21 PM

wrkime yells at the dog for drinking in the toilet...because wrkime is also thirsty, and the dog is in the way

GuttersnipeXL 04-24-2003 07:28 PM

Mmmm krwlz has a "thing" for Crisco and pomeranians.

Somenosuke 04-24-2003 07:28 PM

GuttersnipeXL has the most extreme infantilism fetish I've ever seen.

SaltPork 04-24-2003 07:31 PM

Somenosuke uses big words like "infantilism" to hide her fetish for children's programming...Barney makes her hot.

Somenosuke 04-24-2003 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
Somenosuke uses big words like "infantilism" to hide her fetish for children's programming...Barney makes her hot.

You got it all wrong. That dork from Blues Clues is the one who really gets me going.

wrkime is a pervy Barney-fancier in denial, and thus he projects his sick fetishes onto other people.

Fly 04-24-2003 08:13 PM

Somenosuke likes to dance nekkid on top of the bar.

splck 04-24-2003 08:23 PM

Like I said before...flyman plays the ukelele.....and he likes it.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif


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