Fremen wants to lick said nutsack ...

tritium likes to lick other peoples food when they aren't looking.

Spoilsport cheats at dodgeball ...

tritium throws the dodgeball like a girly. :p

Fremen practices for hours throwing like a girl. In the mirror.

Spoilsport likes anchovies.

Tritium likes to coat himself in peanut butter and then make really spiffy outfits by strategically applying bread crumbs and croutons.

hell yeah! I mean ... no!

Spoilsport wishes he was Money Penny from 007.

spoilsport likes to eat himself out

slim is only 17 - and he KNOWS he shouldn´t be here.

Bundy has been parachuting off the roof of his house - with a bedsheet - at night. Naked.

bundy knows what soylent green is.

Yes, i do know what soylent green is.
and that parachuting thing only happens when i´ve had some awesome shrooms. haha.

both tritium and spoilsport are unaware of the refresh and edit buttons....

unless this was a coordinated attack...

in that case, you must both be fiendish, yet strangely pathetic, servants of that tyrant King Phil...

i recognise his work when i see it...

Bundy liked Tritium's post better because he responded to it first.

when it comes to you, tritium, and your colleague, Spoilsport... there is no liking. none at all.

tritium, are you related to Fremen?
you both seem to have a strange phobia of moths.

Bundy is actually an ordained priest and posts here to try and stay "with-it".

SpoilSport is his alterboy.

C Ludus' sister is also his girlfriend.

ohh forshame......

Flyman might smoke pot occasionally.

lax has a rough ride on the roilet every morning

flyman smokes seeds and stems.

lax needs a bigger intake of bran in the morning

flyman services little old ladies from Pasadena.

flyman uses kaopectate for bongwater.

shit. and fremen used to BE a lady from Pasadena.

lax got his name from two very bad experiences.

draw your own concusions

the lunatic is so crazy, that he considers the full stop in the middle of his name to be a mark of adulthood.

Bundy changed his name from Bunny because he couldn't handle the harassment.

rock is thinking about what he might look like in a pair of "flight-line orange" sleeper jammies...

uncle phil still likes to wear scooby doo underoos

tenchi069 is Tom Jones' personalized license plate.

conclamo ludus is really a frightening, gun-toting chimpanzee.

strangely, he is also a weapon of mass seduction.

he also has 11 toes.

11 and 1/2 toes my friend.

Bundy cuts in line at the grocery store by tackling little old ladies. He's in a hurry to get home with his Preperation H.

Conclamo Ludus often crawls out of his pit to stalk the mean guy from American Idol.
he has decided that sperm from this nasty individual would make his kind of special ludus baby.

Bundy has a fetish for drinking meths on street corners while wearing only his socks.

zubrei, that is no secret.

in fact, down under, drinking metho in public in ya socks is a sign of maturity and style.

now, i did happen to see zubrei, through my own drunken haze hanging out on the corner in the nuddy... (drinking metho of course)...

no socks = not cool zubrei.

bundy wakes up at 6am every morning so he can jerk off to 'Aerobics Oz Style. ;)

how the hell do you know about aerobics oz style???

those ladies are fantastic... especially when they´re out there at 6.30 jumping around in front of famous sydney landmarks.

Fremen wanted to employ comclamo ludus as his personal bum cleaner... but the ludus refused because the smell was just too nasty.

right then mates...

bundy has a sick twisted fantasy of doin' roo's on da barbie in his....yes you guessed it....sleeper jammies.

Ahh yes......flyman has finally been assimilated into the uncle phil sleeper jammie army. He holds the rank of private of the yellow stain removers. FIRST CLASS!

pj knows all about the flies rank because he is the Drill Sergeant.

Sgt pj likes to order the poor young fly to clean not just the yellow stains, but also the vomit stains that pj leaves around the barracks every night after consuming ridiculous amounts of metho.