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Spinach_Indeed 04-30-2003 10:45 AM

wrkime has a "Women being punched in the stomach" fetish and owns over 7 gigs of the stuff, including the rare "Aretha Franklin being punched by Oprah" video

SaltPork 04-30-2003 10:47 AM

spinach_indeed has something green in his teeth

Pheatius 04-30-2003 12:14 PM

wrkime has been promoted to Minister of Important things in qpid's liberation army, but is not happy as this entails more work.

KWSN 04-30-2003 12:46 PM

Pheatius is not really from the south. He is actually from Minnesota.

Oh wait, that is south... south Canada.

uncle phil 04-30-2003 01:14 PM

KWSN wishes he was upstate...

phoenix1002 04-30-2003 01:49 PM

Bones is obsessed with midget amputee porn... he's also a world-reknowned midget amputee porn star-as world reknowned as an amputated midget can be...

kipperoo3 04-30-2003 01:54 PM

phoenix1002 has two vibrators in his hands. right now!

KWSN 04-30-2003 05:28 PM

Kipperoo3 is the third kipperoo because he wasn't good enough to be one of the first two.

apetaster 04-30-2003 05:35 PM

KWSN's cup is full of manchowder, and he's begging you to take a sip.

bundy 04-30-2003 05:40 PM

apetaster tastes apes...

skinnedmink 04-30-2003 06:23 PM

Bundy gets in a van and tells kids: "I got Candy get in the van."

vermin 04-30-2003 06:34 PM

skinnedmink likes to wear women's clothes and act 'macho' when riding a harley decorated with dildos.

crackpot 04-30-2003 06:37 PM

vermin cries when he watches Oprah, and collects the tears in a jar, and pickles eggs in the eye brine, and sends the pickled eggs to Oprah, who never, ever eats them.

bundy 04-30-2003 06:42 PM

crackpot steals clothes from those charity bins.

richeee 04-30-2003 09:49 PM

I don't know about the van with children (that's between bundy and the law...), but bundy wishes that the aborigines would've shared that "didgeridoo and kangoroo" experience with him!

phoenix1002 04-30-2003 10:05 PM

Richeee has the uncontrollable urge to shout out the names of various parts of the human reproductive system at the top of his lungs whenever he sees a member of the opposite sex in a social situation.

World's King 04-30-2003 11:24 PM

Everytime Phoenix tries to rise from the ashs he either trips or doen't want to stand up because he has a hard on.

chodarama 04-30-2003 11:40 PM

World's King mistakenly believes his wheelchair is a throne.

oberon 05-01-2003 12:04 AM

chodarama is too busy humping a wall to properly insult World's King. :)

Zotz 05-01-2003 03:04 AM

oberon has known many horses.....in the biblical sense

uncle phil 05-01-2003 12:59 PM

zotz secretly watches reruns of the brady bunch...

KWSN 05-01-2003 03:30 PM

uncle phil secretly starred in reruns of the Brady Bunch... as Tiger the dog...

And his house is still probably green.

ariekitten 05-01-2003 04:25 PM

KWSN secretly wants to drink master shake (in his avatar) :-p

Zotz 05-01-2003 05:26 PM

ariekitten has a sneezing disorder

KWSN 05-01-2003 05:55 PM

so does zotz.... see that avatar? That's zotz sneezing. Not pretty.

uncle phil 05-01-2003 06:21 PM

kwsn rides a john deere to work...

Zotz 05-02-2003 01:36 PM

uncle phil once swallowed a whole cucumber without chewing it

Pheatius 05-02-2003 01:43 PM

Zotz is actually from a different reality with a quantum signature close to ours. He can life outside of time, but chooses to live with the underdeveloped beings called humans.

Troublebot 05-02-2003 02:01 PM

When depressed, Pheatius curls into a fetal position, sucks on old underwear, and tries to find his "happy place."

KWSN 05-02-2003 02:24 PM

Troublebot is not really a troublebot... as a matter of fact, he causes no trouble whatsoever. He's not even a robot. He's Al Gore.

Scratch that, the jury is still out on whether he's a robot.

WhoaitsZ 05-02-2003 02:56 PM

kwsn is not a milkshake.
he really IS a radio station... from hell.

uncle phil 05-02-2003 04:21 PM

has it been this long? whoa, it's not really Z...

KWSN 05-02-2003 04:49 PM

uncle phil painted his house, but he only painted it another shade of green.

uncle phil 05-02-2003 05:57 PM

wrong, it's a lighter shade of pale...(oops, wrong thread...)

lawn guy is still driving that john deere 17hp 42" tractor...

KWSN 05-02-2003 06:06 PM

uncle phil only knows so much about the tractors because he has one too...

splck 05-02-2003 07:04 PM

KWSN wishes he knew as much about tractors as uncle phil.

bundy 05-02-2003 09:20 PM

splck is allergic to vowels.

KWSN 05-02-2003 09:49 PM

bundy is in Australia.

Oh wait... that's not a bad thing...

bundy makes KWSN jealous by being in Australia.

myMHz 05-03-2003 02:36 AM

KWSN is still waiting for the next Monty Python movie.

uncle phil 05-03-2003 04:05 AM

KWSN wants to fingerpaint in an outbound lane of the LIE on a friday night...


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