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stan the man 04-29-2003 09:30 AM

bones wears tighty whities

SaltPork 04-29-2003 09:39 AM

stan the man likes to sniff Bones' soiled tightie whities.

Giant Hamburger 04-29-2003 11:29 AM

Upon my return to civilization, I will contact various members of the town council to inform them of the danger of wrkime and his lizardman forces. I only hope I can warn them in time. I can only hope they will believe me.
-GH

stan the man 04-29-2003 11:33 AM

hamburger has posted in the wrong place and he dosnt know it

oh ya and burger is "100 percent real beef"

http://www.beefmag.com/

SaltPork 04-29-2003 11:35 AM

stan the man has so many issues that there is not enough ink in the world to be able to print them...

By the way, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!!!

stan the man 04-29-2003 11:36 AM

wrkime sent me that link he says his pic is somewhere in that site

SaltPork 04-29-2003 11:37 AM

stan the man isn't good at keeping secret and can't shave his men down right, I mean look at me. http://www.beefmag.com

stan the man 04-29-2003 11:39 AM

wrkime couldnt make it as a professoinal wrestler

KWSN 04-29-2003 11:50 AM

stan the man isn't named stan, and he's DEFINETLY not THE man, partially because he isn't A man. His real name's Lakweesha, and he's from the projects.

SaltPork 04-29-2003 11:51 AM

stan the man couldn't win his elementary school spelling bee and now he's punishing us with his poor spelling. :)

KWSN 04-29-2003 11:55 AM

wrkime either has a really slow connection, is a really slow typist, or is just really unattentive. And his house is probably green.

SaltPork 04-29-2003 11:57 AM

KWSN likes to come up with excuses for other people's problems, thanks.

And my house isn't green.

Giant Hamburger 04-29-2003 11:57 AM

<p>Stan has earned the enmity of burgers everywhere.</p> <img src="http://www.lvcandymania.com/images/food%20-%20clip%20art/angry%20burger.jpg"><br /></font></p>

Giant Hamburger 04-29-2003 11:58 AM

Giant Hamburger is to slow posting secrets.

Giant Hamburger 04-29-2003 11:58 AM

Giant Hamburger forgets the difference between "to" and "too."

stan the man 04-29-2003 12:00 PM

giant burger has promissed to help stan the man with his spelling because they are in love

Giant Hamburger 04-29-2003 12:00 PM

Oh yeah, and KWSN IS a radio station.

KWSN 04-29-2003 12:01 PM

Giant Hamburger has been kidnapped and raped brutally by the Hamburglar on several occasions.

Giant Hamburger 04-29-2003 12:02 PM

Argh, I'm still too slow. Stan only loves me because I stick to his ribs. Maybe, that's actually my dark secret.

Giant Hamburger 04-29-2003 01:33 PM

Now that's just cruel, Bones.

I wasn't going to tell eveyone about the wasp-waisted, jewel encrusted poodle dog you waste all your time and money on. It's never going to win Best of Show. Sorry.

mongo 04-29-2003 01:45 PM

Hmmm I'll give this a whirl...

Giant Hamburger is really part of a Happy Meal..His name used to be Junior..He got tired of all the kids using him so he changed his name to try to impress the fry chick.

stan the man 04-29-2003 02:31 PM

ahh mango that was good

hey did everyone know mango is scared to take a dare

Giant Hamburger 04-29-2003 02:46 PM

Stan doesn't love me anymore.
I caught him passed out, surrounded by jars of mayonaise.
Why, Stan, WHY?

chodarama 04-29-2003 03:00 PM

Giant Hamburger has a subconscious desire to eat himself.

Zotz 04-29-2003 03:40 PM

choldarama actually lives in a Yugo somewhere near a creek

KWSN 04-29-2003 03:44 PM

Zotz is said Yugo.

uncle phil 04-29-2003 03:45 PM

zotz really wants to live in oklahoma...

KWSN 04-29-2003 03:49 PM

uncle phil is STILL upstate... and has a slow typing hand. Oh well, what can he do. He's from upstate. And his house is probably green.

Zotz 04-29-2003 04:05 PM

KWSN has been warned by authorities to stop stalking uncle phil

phoenix1002 04-29-2003 06:14 PM

Zotz has nightmares about a giant green swirling urine demon coming out of the toilet and consuming his soul.

TerresqueÜ 04-29-2003 06:23 PM

Phoenix1002 likes to dress up as a power ranger, the pink ranger namely.

w3r7y 04-29-2003 06:42 PM

TerresqueÜ likes to pick dog feces up from the ground and throw it at 4 year olds. No younger. No older.

SaltPork 04-29-2003 06:45 PM

w3r7y likes to wear rubber training pants, not because he needs them, he likes to feel his balls sweat in them.

w3r7y 04-29-2003 08:15 PM

wrkime then likes to pour my rubber training pants ball sweat on to his tongue and washing it down with a cool tall glass of melonade

vermin 04-29-2003 11:22 PM

w3r7y thinks numbers are letters. And wets the bed.

uncle phil 04-30-2003 02:44 AM

vermin listens to KWSN...

Zotz 04-30-2003 03:35 AM

uncle phil has been warned by authorities to stop seducing KWSN

SaltPork 04-30-2003 07:27 AM

zotz, is in charge of cleaning the toilets at the local McDonald's with his tongue.

phoenix1002 04-30-2003 10:09 AM

bones follows wrkime to said bathrooms and collects the tampons that he has sucked clean. Bones then sprays them with air freshner and hangs them from his rear-view mirror.

SaltPork 04-30-2003 10:42 AM

phoenix1002 has starred in 247 German “Scheiße" videos and Japanese scat videos as the recipient.


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