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paddyjoe is actually a canucks fan.............he even wants to move out here to watch them play.
bastard............ |
"flyman" is really just a cover. He is, in actuality, an undercover D.E.A. agent, working out of the St. Louis field office.
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Bill O' is one of Janet Reno's many secret aliases, and he works furiously to undermine the very Bill he pretends to support.
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Peetster was the "man behind the man" at the Branch Davidian compound. He knows Bill O' Reno from the long days in Washington spent setting up the Waco / ATF affair, and neither of them has to worry about the Bill of Rights. As Steven Seagal would say, they're both "Above the Law."
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pigglet is an authority on Steven Seagal seeing as how he's Stevens' butt double.
Steven had to gain weight just to make their bodies match. ;) |
fre dreams of oklahoma...
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uncle p dreams of playing the lead in Oklahoma.
The female lead, that is. :eek: |
Fremen has to squeeze poor ol phil to get his voice up high.
Careful there man, delicate territory. |
Paddy has a multicolored dreamcoat, that he keeps in the closet.....yes, I mean THE closet.
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Tecoyah is very jealous of that dreamcoat, because he has long had a major crush on Donny Osmond.
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said the guy who has a life size poster on the back of his bedroom door of donny osmond.
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and this if from flyman...who stalked Marie Osmond back during her "fluffer" years, only because she was questionably incestuously involved with Donny, and he was hoping for a threesome.
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the pigster once hitch-hiked to utah just to see marie back down her driveway...
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If Uncle Phil could trade brains with one person, it would be you.
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giant hamburger is morbidly obese, and suffers from the gout
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kurtisj's real name is malfred, but he thinks he's cool if he goes by kurtisj
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Gorilla is big and purple and hairy.
/Beagley Beagley |
pigglet wishes he had a miniature van to ride around on.
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Fremen is only talking so much shit because he's actually Teen Wolf Go on and van surf, fur ball...
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pigglet is friends with an obsessive rabbit, a depressed donkey, and a fat bear with a fetish for honey....
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the person above me is a schizo... wait a minute...
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gorilla ia actually a chimpanzee with a superiority complex
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MrSelfDestruct keeps his Tarzan dvd on standby 24/7, so he can get a quick chimp fix from Cheetah whenever he gets the craving.
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Fremen enjoys playing badminton just about as much as he likes playing with the shuttlecock...........
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midlandmadman has had an affair with steve yzerman. and he was the pillow-biter
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kurt's worldly possessions fit in a shoebox...
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uncle phil is my uncle. he tried to touch me in my special area
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kurtisj keeps his special area in the basement next to his washing machine.
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Fremen gets a kick outta making penis bongs outta dildos.
plus he has a crush on the chick in the XXX store he buys them from |
flyman made his first XXX video with fremen
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kurtis here bought 14 copies and peddled them to his sisters,girlfriends,aunts stepdad,....for the merr price of $0.69
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flyman was hoping kurtis would peddle him some of the green stuff.
*puff* *puff* *pass to the left* |
fre has never passed to the left...never...in his entire life...
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Uncle Phil has a hand puppet made from a dirty old sock named Sal. Whenever Phil gets nervous around a potential lady-friend, Sal always shows up to break the ice for him. Phil's success rate is better than you might think.
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pigglet eats dead bodies for the mafia.
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kurtisj then eats pork sandwiches all the way home.
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Fremen has all the episodes from "The Pretender" burned on DVD.
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Pigglet downloaded them from bittorrent and illegally pirated the episodes, selling them to Fremen slightly below market value.
He's not even a good capitolist. |
Peetster subsidized my ventures with Fremen, in order the plant the seed that genetically enhanced humans may be real. He's been trying to convince Fremen to accept him as his Overman master for years, but apparently Fremen has been holding out.
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Pigglet has obviously hired a Private Investigator to follow me, breaking the spirit of the restraining order if not the actual letter.
50 feet at all times, bud. Says so right here. That includes your hired cronies, mmkay? |
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