mml has actually never read those amendments.

Peetster's secret to being such an outstanding Naval Aviator? He had to be. He can't swim.

Bill will vote Kerry! Because Howard Stern says so.....

the big one tapes howard stern so he can go to sleep by the soothing mellifluousness of howard's voice...

We all know that Uncle Phil isn't anyones uncle.He got that name when he was 13 from his street gang pals after *offing* someones Uncle Phil over a Thirty-two dollar debt,and fo talkin' sheit bout his mama...

Six once worked as a barker in a circus. A sex slave circus.

She never once peeked, but can swear with the best of them.

Peetster wears 3 blue sparkly hairbows in his hair to work everyday,and swears to his co-workers that he is prescribed to do so by his family doctor.Why peet?,Why?

:meow:

six did jumpingjacks and fell through the floor into a pool of raging emus, and she killed every one of them by hand

Im bad like that.

Kurtisj is Richard Simmons BIGGEST fan.

Six was once a follower of the Dr. Rev. Moon. She didn't care for Kool-Aid like the other Moonies, and quit the cult just in the nick of time.

Peetster can't win a game of bridge without cheating.

Six can't pass a bridge without cheating the tollbooth operator.

Shame shame, we know your name. :D

Freman likes apples. apples that are just about rotten.

rugger likes to coat his nostrils, liberally, with a coat of Vick's Mentholatum at the beginning of every day. He claims that the increased oxygen flow gives his brain extra boost, the cloying smell is an aphrodesiac for women who like men who smoke menthol smokes, and that his snot glows in the dark.

pigglet secretly has a crush on Roo and wants to bugger the little bugger while wearing lederhosen.

Sion wears THE pants.


My pants,and I lub him fer it. <3

Six wants to learn my cheating bridge ways so she can cheat with me.

It's all about eye contact, dear.

Yea? well...Peetster recycles. :X

Six makes lists of the things she can't buy when she goes grocery shopping. The list consists of a single item : Bridgeford Beef Jerky. She'll eat the whole package before she's through checkout, and have ten more in her array of items.

*gasp* Pigglet follows Sixed around and shares her secrets with tfp . :(

I am a jerky addict,and I hate it.I need help man....

SixEdxMia is (not so) secretly in love with me. But I dont mind, because I find it flattering.

You are wrong. She is in love with me. Get over it. ;)

Peetster is in a dillusional state, Having lucid daydreams of imaginary lovers. Fortunately, Sion having been trained in psychiatry by the Isreali military, is secretly manipulating his brain thru word play in an attempt to bring some level of reality into play.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Six and I play poker in the pantry.

Tecoyah is trapped in a VR lab deep in the Isreali desert, being manipulated by the Isreali Secret Military Police. He is being fed by tubes in his arm. It's all very matrix-like.

Peetster is wearing my dirty pajamas from yesterday,and the day before.

Shhhh!! pigglet.

Six keeps a high-powered flashlight, painted to match the Scooby-Doo Mystery Van, next to her bed which she uses to send messages in Morse code to her three trained tanukis, which live in a small wooded enclave outside her window in the backyard. She uses them to steal packets of beef jerky from the 7-11, and to relay messages to her cadre of lovers. Frustratingly, her little badger-like friends will not respond to verbal stimuli - only the flashlight and pheremones.

the pigster thinks he's always a step ahead of me but he's really a step behind me...

Phil's real name is Guido. He works for the mob. He came to the Godfather, in his house, on the day his daughter was to be married and asked him to do murder, for money.

Well hey, that's better than what Peetster did. He came on the Godfather, in his house, on the day of his daughter's wedding. After Sonny suffered from ye olde coitus interruptus, Peetster slipped in to play clean up. Unfortunately, The Don poked his head in at the wrong the time...watch out for the horse head my friend, watch out...

Pigglet was Ron Jeremy's personal "fluffer" early in his career.

Hey, what do you mean was?

Six has a little dotted line tattooed around her right middle finger. She calls the outer portion of the extremity her " 'lil Jerry Bear." When she picks her nose with 'lil Jerry, the nasal detritus is always tie-dyed.

Um,eew. Girls don't pick their noses,specially not me(leave Jerry fucking out of this).

Pigglet's wife has six kids,none of which are pigglets.

That's not what Jerry-Bear says. He appears in my dreams - when not crooning whaling songs, he speaks of the forays into the Himalayan sinus caverns, which he finds mildly scattered with bits of jerky....

Six followed me to the fringes of Madagascar, where she donned a robe and cowl and served as midwife to my concubine, who was incredibly bountious in her childbirth - sextuplets, could you believe? Six tried to have me tied to a stake until I negotiated life-long alimony and child support, but I bribed the town elders with a glazed donut, and a bottle of anything. To go.

the pigglet has never been to Spain...

Hrmph. Spain he says. Uncle Phil is personally responsible for dozens upon dozens of "nieces" and "nephews" accross Europe and Central Asia.

Bill O'Rights is the only person left alive in this country that knows that The real Bill O'Rights was originaly written on several cocktail napkins after a wild night of jello shots.

Six is the only person in this country (Besides Bill) who knows that "My Life" by Bill Clinton was originally written on several (thousand) cocktail napkins(and one blue dress) after a wild night of jello shots.

mml stained the blue dress about 45 minutes after Bill.

pete smoked the cigar...