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Peetster is a Very good looking,Very well trained,and Very high priced call girl.
(Tuesdays only) *call Six for info* |
Obviously, SixEdxMia enjoys visiting monkeys at the zoo just to watch them throw poo and "do it".
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Latch secretly wishes he were one of those monkeys. He sits in his basement naked and throws poo at the walls on weekends. Sadly, he can't find anyone to "do it" with.
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Peetster has webbed feet. Each web is tattooed and/or pierced.
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ObieX is able to walk in to a crowd at the mall and point out the guys that are going 'commando', with an accuracy of 98.9%.
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Fremen goes commando 98.9% of the time.
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Wonderwench enjoys skirt-wearing transvestites that go commando due to easy access to the goodies.
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Which is legal, but ObieX prefers hermafrodite polar bears when having sex, which is not legal. He doesn't mind though because there are only 1 in a 100 that are true hermafrodites (sp) so his fantasies are fullfilled only very very rarely and much worth the risk of being caught at the zoo
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ruggerp11 likes to fantasize about parapallegic midgets who give head.
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the little bent one LOVES lime jello...with carrot shavings inside...
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uncle phil's favorite pair of sleeper jammies are lime green
he made em special to match his teeth oh jeez sorry phil, I forgot you didn't want that one to get out :D |
I've heard that the color green excites some people. :)
Paddyjoe is in fact Very lumpy. |
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Six likes to cruise the parking lots of local shops pretending to look for an empty space, when she really just likes to slow the other cars down. |
Fremen enjoys the sensation of Pop Rocks in this butt crack.
http://1029i.com/images/80s/pop_rocks.jpg On the special occasion he treats himself to a more "hard core" version. http://www.poprockscandy.com/xtreme1.jpg Here is an artist's conception: http://web.mit.edu/lmf/www/photos/joshcook.jpg |
ObieX collects the odd pieces of clothing that he finds while wandering down the NJ Turnpike...
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unclephil loves to feed birds.
he does it by oiling up his entire naked body, rolling in birdseed and lying spreadeagle behind his garage. |
Oooo, dawg here does a wonderful sparrow impersonation.
Easy there phil ol boy! |
Paddyjoe is secretly drinks non-alcoholic beer. : X
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SixEdxMia bathes if Miller Lite Beer.
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My man likes the scent.
Wonderwench bathes me. |
Mmmmmm, barley.
Six keeps grapefruit peel under the ear flaps of her winter hat. In case of an emergency, you know? |
peet...(damn, the fighter pilot thing just keeps coming back...can't stop laughing...)
peet wears a train engineer hat while gardening... |
phil likes to toot Peetsters horn.
*double whammy again* |
(i got'cher whammy right here...)
the fly once swallowed a guitar pick and his mother had to pick it out of his potty dish the next day...true story... |
phil likes the bright colors of the Google site so much he printed it out on a pattern for his sleeper jammie empire.
(psst, unc. phil, four pairs thisaway!) |
Fremen wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he's not a man, he's a chicken boo!
http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/...t/Chkn_boo.jpg |
I love Animaniacs.
Obie's avatar is a self portrait from when he was a child,to us it appears to be an otter,To his mama,it's her baby.He strongly resembles both parents. ( 0-o is it an otter?) |
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster.
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Optik_nerve thought SixEdxmia was referring to "pee taster"...he wanted to volunteer to donate, but not participate.
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uno sleeps in a tree house, with one of those rope-ladder-thingees that hangs down from a hole in the floor...
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uncle phil lives inside of a large tree; he wears a squirrel costume and begs for nuts from little old ladies sitting on park benches.
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uno's tree house was uncle phil's childhood home and phil always hated that rope ladder(ooh the burns when you slip)
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mml never could figure out what the knots were for (on the rope...)
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unc. p. only had one use for a rope, and it involved pissing and the antonym of down. ;)
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freman likes to describe things in a complicated way to see if people can actually understand what he is saying (go piss up a rope ;) ) :D :D :D
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Ruggerp11 is a professional "Rope pisser upper",and feels threatened by Uncle Phils skill and grace in the sport.
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6 sleeps with a flashlight...
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Sexycat has a "Pet Cemetery" in her backyard where she is trying to ressurect Mausi & Ditto
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DSmith67's secret is that he's a blonde rookie that doesn't know twhere the last post is
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'ol smitty there is definitely a blonde...
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