|
|
Bill O' wants the lead role.
|
Peetster likes to watch the Lifetime Channel, because...how did he put it...."Sometimes you just need a good cry".
|
Bill O' doesn't watch the Lifetime Channel for the crying, he watches for a sudden nipple slip.
sad...sad...sad |
Freman gets his hot nipple action by watching National Geographic reruns of "Heart of Africa".
|
Peetster just never has been able to understand the plight of those that cannot afford cable.
|
pete hides his old national geographics behind the toilet...
|
It took uncle phil months to find 'em. But damned if he didn't do it!
|
National Geographic is doing a story on homeless drug addicted animals and Bill is going to be the photographer. The thing is that he is only doing it because he wants to see six. Peetster is going to kick his ass, and the pinto will run free!
|
ruggerp11 is on the waiting list for a sexchange operation in Denmark.
|
wonderwench has passport in hand, tickets to Stockholm, and has been practicing with pliers and scalpel.
|
Rugger, you consistently make me laugh. Just wanted to say that.
-------------------------------------------------------- tecoyah tried to issue the passport, but the Department of Homeland Security intervened and charged him with leading a lithium smuggling ring. The ASPCA is now involved, and homes and hearts are being broken. |
But...what tecoyah doesn't know is that it was actually Peetster, acting under his authority as an agent of the Department of Homeland Security, while posing as an administrator for some internet forum or another, that set up the entire sting operation.
|
Taking advantage of rugger's financial woes, wonderwrench's avid desire to remove testicles, Bill O' slipped Peetster a $100 bucks and a certified guarrantee that he's not, in fact a lima bean, in return for the assurance that rugger will end up looking like Miss Hannigan and be delivered to his doorstep, hog-tied.
|
pigglet wears a purple pair of butt floss underwear,under his kilt.
(t-bars,g-strings..... you know) |
Flyman was clearly experimenting with various intoxicants when he posted that. Perhaps he should stop using the medical advice given by a Pinto named Spot that is hooked on lithium and loves marshmallows.
|
fuckin eh Peet...........still laughing.
Peetster thinks that all those big white rolls of hay in the farmers fields,actually are marshmellows. a bit big,but he don't care |
Flyman is still laughing because he is in the manic phase of his manic depression. Once the lithium arrives from the newly opened "Spot Pharmaceutical" The laughing should subside and devolve into a drool.
|
Ruggerp's girlfriend suggested a "roll in the hay", prompting Ruggerp to purchase large bags of marshmallows and affix them to his naked body with superglue. He last saw her burning rubber on his driveway, which saddened him since he remembered his large National Georraphic collection in the trunk.
|
pete used to shine his service oxfords with a brick and a hershey bar...
|
uncle phil drives an ice-cream truck covered in human skulls
|
kurtisj collected the human skulls from a German 1940's era midget-only graveyard and has been haunted by visions of short people in lederhosen since.
|
eggers makes a mean blanc mange and loves to use it as a sexual aid.
|
Wonderwench knows from experience. *go eggers!*
|
Upon reading her previous post, SixEdxMia promptly retrieved her cookbook and Martha Stewart-ed up a blanc mange. Unfortunately she could not figure how how to use it.
|
Oh! I know how to use it.....
Eggers broke into my house and stole my secret family recipe,He signed his name to it,and claimed it as his own.P.s.You do it all wrong. |
SixEdxMia's secret family recipe consists of:
26 human fingernails Tears from an emo kid 1 Bottle Jack Daniel's Whisky 2 cups skim milk Mix together and bring to boil for 10. Then let cool and promptly throw it at someone. |
eggers collects beanie babies.
|
Wonderwench pays money to view my beanie baby collection.
|
eggers' mom gives me the money to pay him to view his beanie baby collection.
|
Wonderwench earns that money from my mom via sexual acts.
|
eggers' mom is really a dood, and very well hung at that.
|
Wonderwench thinks 3" is very well hung.
|
eggers takes after his mom-dood.
|
Wonderwench is intimidated by not-so-endowed men.
|
eggers intimidates me.
|
*stands behind wonderwench looking all pretty and mean*
Wonderwench works in a bullet factory,she has those tiny.. little... fingers. |
Quote:
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfold...atinternet.jpg SixEdxMia has no idea what her handle means. |
(If I were you I would want to keep that fact secret.)
eggers dresses like Peter Pan. |
(No I was trying to explain that saying "eggers intimidates me" would be a secret of yours and have nothing to do with me, therefore you screwed up, BOOYAH)
Wonderwench is still embarassed about this photo taken of her: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp1.htm |
eggers has identity issues. He thinks he is me and I am him.
|
| All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:08 AM. |
|
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project