Wonderwench also has identity issues. She thinks she is William Shatner.

Eggers IS william shatner,and is sick of wonder sucking up his profits for endorsements and the like..

*never mind*

eggers........deep down,.......hates omelettes



more of a sausage kind of guy eh.


it's cuz of all the sausage parties he goes too.

Flyman smokes marijuana...






...out of some dudes ass.

eggers pools his lunch money with his buddies and rents a $15 hooker for lunch.

Freman thinks my $20 hooker costs $15.

the $20.00 hookers that eggers gets..........are the one's that Fremen hooks him up with.

that way.......Fremen makes $5.00 off of a $20.00 ho....

fly would get him a $20 hooker, but I think splck stole his balls again. *ouchy-wawa*

Fremen is jealous of splck for stealing my balls cuz he wanted to put a new set on the dildo bong.

I already know all of flymans secrets... (remember you owe me nine bucks)


Did you guys see eggers call me fat?!?!?

I'm going to get high and eat something to drown my sorrows.

six hates peetster

*gasp*

Kurtisj is extremly jealous of my BIG Peetster.

Six usually calls him Peester when she drinks too much. ;)

Peetster is affraid of the dark

(can not get any darker a secret)


that or he is afraid of bath tubs.

energus has a rather large collection of hamsters he stole from a travelling Malaysian circus, which he has trained to walk around his house in small Barbi-sized togas. The largest and most vicious frequently sneaks up on him and stabs him with a toothpick, so that energus can reply, "et tu, Brute?" as though he was perplexed and caught-off guard....and not as though he was forced to give Brutus extra cheese for a month to teach him to attack.

the pigster bites the bottoms out of his ice cream cones...

uncle phil speaks in tongues and is a snake handler.

phil only says that because I work parttime in an ice-cream parlor near uncle phil's neighborhood. One time (just the once, I swear!) phil came in, I bit out the bottom of his cone, then put in his double scoop butterscotch and haggis flavored combo, wrapped the bottom in napkins, and give it back to him. He walked around already with people thinking he'd been having sex with a goat and just hadn't cleaned up. I think he was sort of mad about it for a while. Sorry, man.

...edited for wonderwench beating me to the punch...
Wonderwench was the one who told him he had a problem...neither one will fess up how she found it was ice-cream... ;)

(note: after the earlier problems, I'm not even touching that "speaking in tounges and snake-handling business...)

pigglet secretly feasts on pulled-pork sandwiches.

in church

on the full moon

(damn, i love-pulled pork sammiches...)


PJ is the nicest, sweetest, most...(oops, sorry, wrong thread)

PJ once threw an iceball at a Genny beer truck...

Phil owns stock in Genocide Screaming Ale.

Their motto: "No two batches ever come out exactly the same"

(must be what's wrong with me...but i seriously LOVED 12-horse ale...)

pete counts beans for a living, but that may change shortly...(he hopes...)

Grandma Brown once hired uncle phil as her bean counter, but, due to the disapperance of the beanage, coupled with the pungent green cloud in his office, had to let him go.

Dream job too, eh phil old boy.

Paddy once believed an old schoolhouse chum that if he stuck a magical bean up *there* that it would help him to fly. Sadly, it didn't. But he carries it with him today.

Peet,for some reason,wants joe to stick a bean in his "there region".......to somehow help him to me.

why?..........hell if i know.

this is a deep dark secret Peetster.........even darker than dark.



:lol:

flyman is made of cinderblocks and old sneakers

kurtisj enjoys hot honey enimas followed by excessive self-stimulation. I have been told it makes quite a sticky mess.

mml secretly tapes these enema sessions to show his auto-mechanic how he would like his oil changed in the future.

Fremen changes his oil every 4000 miles instead of the factory recommended 3000.

Peetster has traveled to the far corners of the globe just to get turned down for dates.

pj once tried to water the xerox plant...from outside the fence...

Phil held PJ's member for him as he tinkled on the xerox factory from outside the gate...

Oh man you two are frickin SICK!!!



Peetster claimed he was the look-out, but actually danced a little jig and took digital photos of us.

The photos will be on Wayside in about fifteen minutes.

Paddy's favorite beer is Coors Lite. In a can. At room temperature. Held lovingly in his old "Dukes of Hazard" coozie.

Peetster's favorite food is a lime green jello with spam.

Wenchie is afraid of screwing up her Macintosh.

Sinister actually had sex with Wonder's Macintosh.

Ouchies.

Peetster provided the modified external "interface" that Sinister used for that excursion with the Mac...from what I heard it took a lot of time and personal research for Peetster to develop that bit of technology.