unc. phil daydreams regularly that he's aunt philomena.

.....and Fremen dreams regularly that he's aunt Frewomen.


......and he cross dresses too.........




*wierdo*

flyman has delusions about being his aunt Léonie; he dresses in women's clothing and bakes madeleines.

how'd you know i had an aunt Leonie?



wenchy likes to ride in the back of a "69" chevy pick up with a white t-shirt and no bra ,on a brisk winter morning.


good for you sweetie,......good for you.:D

flyman wrote the book on cross-dressing. I believe the first chapter was entitled, 'It starts with the hose'.

Best seller in BC............eh?

joe buys trashy books like...."it starts with the hose".....just to check out freaks like me in cross dressing attire.

The fly has been digging through my trash cans again, trying to figure out my reading habits.

Damn flies in the garbage!!!

pj once skinny-dipped in the mighty genesee river...downtown...in broad daylight...while hanging on to a can of GCA...

unc. p. was floating down said river on an innertube while reading "It Starts With the Hose" when he came upon a nekkid pj....I'll let your imagination fill in the rest...

Fremen likes to rub green paint on his genitals before he goes out to the sheep farm......that way when he's pissed drunk he knows which sheep he already nailed cuz of the green paint on their asses.



baaaaaa.........

flyman likes to paint himself green and stand in front of the mirror shouting "Hulk Smash!"; he is intimidated by sheep.

Wonder likes to shear and put hose on her sheep, she says it makes them feel "pretty".

ol Peetster here feels "pretty" when he puts the hoes on himself

flyman keeps checking himself in the mirror for green paint......



baaaaaaa.............................................eh?

paddyjoe has two remaining teeth. The first one is for "chompin' and chewin' ". The second is for "scrapin' tha crust off'a muh body."

ObieX yearns for the field of green-assed sheep over on the far side of the rainbow.

said the guy who goes searchin for the end of the rainbow where the sheep MIGHT be.........


.........and with green paint i might add....






baaaaaaaaaaa.........

flyman has a giant neon rainbow in his basement; he dresses up as a leprechaun and eats Lucky Charms cereal while sitting beneath the rainbow.

She voted for Clinton.

pinkie keeps a stash of Pixie Stix in every room and snorts them regularly.

Fremen snorts the coloured stain in uncle phil's soiled shorts.


(double whammy)




..........again

(double whammy, my ass...)

fly is tone-deaf...

u.p. staffs his jammie shop with rejectees from Cirque du Soliel.

Fremen braids his armpit hair.


haha secrets out pal!!

(pj, thought you drowned...)

pj doesn't know how to swim...

uncle phil tried a rescue on pj but pj mistook phil for a Baywatch type girl and put a move on the poor fella.

phil is now recuperating at home with his wife while pj was last seen floating down the river yelling, "Come back, Princess!" "La-la-la-la-la." *wags his tongue back and forth*

Double whammy, eh fly? ;) :D

fuckin eh Fremen.......


Fremen wears silky panties,......he likes the feel of them on his ears

Fly has a huge collection of Freeman's used panties. He keeps them locked in a chest in the back of his closet. He sorts them by color late at night while eating Lucky Charms.

Ahhh Peetster wishes he had a pal like Fremen to send him his used silk panties. He adds to his collection from the local Goodwill.

Nice assortment though!

pj is still floating downriver, with a pair of fremen's dirty silk panties clutched between his jaws...

speakin' of jaws...........phil here likes to gnaw on Fremen's silk panty collection,while traveling down a river with joe,.....and Peetster,....eating lucky charms and auditioning for baywatch.









(triple......i say.....triple fucking whammmy baby)


.....tell me it ain't so phil....tell me!!!!

fly was feeling lucky he wasn't included in the floating river menage et trois, when he realized they had all the beer & bud with them.
It's so sad to see a grown roofer cry...

fly...IT - AIN'T - SO!!!

fre's gettin' off on all this...

Unclephil tried to join the Green Berets because he thought the hats were 'darling' and would go great with his eyes...

ngdawg did the voice for the Big Gay Al character in the South Park Movie...

"... Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.

Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell
But how are you?

I'm super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn't be better I must say

I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat..."


bringing back good memories?

bundy loves to wear women's clothing....be it pantyhose or t-bars......he's all for that........


i love you bundy......


(how you been by the way?)

Flyman was Billy Joel's inspiration for the song, 'She's Always A Woman"...

its his legs.



(i'm going great guns at the moment... got some great uni results back, and only have one more semester to go!!!
man, i've missed this thread!
how are you?)

bundy goes a little to deep into how much he misses things,........must be his femenine.side......


(big ass 'ol thumbs up here mate.........lovin' whatever happens......good to see ya' playin' w/ us again)


*pardon the spelling.......couple pops eh*

Flyman actually owns a pair of pink side-winders and bright orange pair of pants.


welcome back to the age of jive my friend.

(sorry, listening to Billy Joel atm... **ejects cd**)

fuckin' eh baby..........i love that album.........good stuff on it.



old billy joel kicks man......







bundy likes to prance around in a garter belt and a whip.......whilst playing billy joel's glass houses on 11.........


it's still rock n roll to me too man