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Fly 05-19-2004 07:48 PM

redgirl is a monkey...

paddyjoe 05-20-2004 03:14 AM

(oh man, that would be some sweet spankings)



flyman certainly wishes he were a fly on the wall for those paddlings

Fly 05-20-2004 03:16 AM

joe here....wishes to be paddled.

iamtheone 05-20-2004 03:20 AM

flyman wants to paddle Joe's ass till it is of a slightly different color

Redgirl 05-20-2004 07:07 AM

(Guess Paddyjoe saw my butt post, hmmm?)

Iamtheone likes the smell of kitty litter.

iamtheone 05-20-2004 08:57 AM

Redgirl likes to watch me as I bend down to smell the soiled kitty litter container.

Peetster 05-20-2004 09:05 AM

iamtheone plants small cameras in the litter so that he can enjoy scat kitty porn.

Redgirl 05-20-2004 09:07 AM

Peetster just registered scatkittyporn.com for future use.

iamtheone 05-20-2004 09:09 AM

Redgirl is on the look out for underage kitties being listed on Peetsters new website

Peetster 05-20-2004 09:14 AM

iamtheone is right-click saving the underage kittiy pics

Redgirl 05-20-2004 09:24 AM

Peetster is more compelled to post the pregnant kitties on his website, not the underage ones.

iamtheone 05-20-2004 09:24 AM

Peetster just dropped a grand on a Ancestral Recall card ..

Peetster 05-20-2004 10:44 AM

iamtheone just earned a foul card for skipping Redgirl. ;)
Redgirl plans to dress as a dominatrix catwoman this halloween.

bparker805 05-20-2004 11:02 AM

Peetster is secretly yearning to be Redgirls scratching/whipping post come this October.

Redgirl 05-20-2004 12:10 PM

bparker secretly hopes to help me design my catwoman costume. He claps his hands saying, "it will be soooo darling!!" whenever he thinks about it.

Peetster 05-20-2004 12:20 PM

Redgirl is confusing bparker and me again.

And it's "It will be tho thweet! You go, girl!"

Fremen 05-20-2004 12:25 PM

Peetster tried on the costume but found it not up to his exacting standards.

Redgirl 05-20-2004 12:27 PM

No darling, I wasn't confusing you. But bparker wanted to make you the whipping boy, so I figured he wanted to help with the costume. ;) But you thound like you will be better at it, girlfriend.

Peetster secretly wants to watch me lick milk from a bowl while dressed in my catwoman suit he helped me design.

uncle phil 05-20-2004 12:28 PM

fremen is an aggie fan...

Redgirl 05-20-2004 12:29 PM

Uncle phil secretly wishes to roll in the mud with pigs.

*holy crap- I swear I didn't even read your sig when I posted that! I originally wrote it about Fremen but you beat me. So I just quickly changed it to your name. hehe...

bparker805 05-20-2004 12:31 PM

Redgirl secretly goes to "roll in the hay" dressed up in her kitty costume...

Redgirl 05-20-2004 12:33 PM

bparker secretly hides in the hay

Fremen 05-20-2004 12:36 PM

Redgirl makes a better Catwoman than Halle Berry does because she can actually put together a believable performance.


/slightly bitter about new Catwoman movie

Redgirl 05-20-2004 12:39 PM

I'm still holding out some hope it will be good, Fremen! Keep hope alive!!

Fremen sings "Tiptoe in the Tulips" by Tiny Tim every morning in the shower.

bparker805 05-20-2004 01:45 PM

Redgirl secretly married Tiny Tim in a transvestite themed wedding...

BTW, I hide the camara in the hay. I hide in the kitty costume!

Peetster 05-21-2004 10:12 AM

bparker has every Barry Manilow album ever recorded.

SixEdxMia 05-21-2004 11:15 AM

Peetster knows because he is also a hardcore barry manilow fan and they swap mp3's.

Redgirl 05-21-2004 11:28 AM

SiXed has a shrine to asses in her basement.

tokaok 05-21-2004 11:48 AM

Redgirl is a closet liberal.

uncle phil 05-21-2004 12:12 PM

tokaok is a closet hibernian...

Redgirl 05-21-2004 12:17 PM

Uncle Phil has a little Irish in his family... mixed with mold spores. Shhhhh...

Bill O'Rights 05-21-2004 12:30 PM

Redgirl has a secret collection of old "Bridal" magazines stuffed into the lefthand corner of her closet shelf. Behind the old "too small" sweaters.

Charlatan 05-21-2004 12:34 PM

Bill O'Rights only claims to love Alyson Hannigan so he can get closer to his true love... Alexis Denisof.

Bill O'Rights 05-21-2004 12:43 PM

Charlatan knows that Denisof will be...um...dealt with. :suave:

SixEdxMia 05-21-2004 12:56 PM

Bill O'rights obtained his citizenship only after swimming to florida from cuba thirty two years ago.He swam with a friend,who drowned before he was to swim to the home of the brave, He used his friends body as a low cost flotation device but later traded him for a string bracelet to another tired swimmer he met along the way.He gave me the bracelet.

He will kill me for sharing this..Please don't tell him I told you.

*don't worry Pepe..I didn't tell them your real name*

Redgirl 05-21-2004 01:52 PM

SiXed gets turned on by the smell of burning rubber. Burn, baby! Burn!!

pig 05-21-2004 01:55 PM

After dropping out of high school, Redgirl made it through the nineties as a regular jury member on Matlock. She had the biggest crush on Tyler

Fly 05-21-2004 02:35 PM

pigglet is into sows.............and he gets pissed off when his buddies tell him their mom's made bacon for breakfast too.........

Fremen 05-21-2004 02:43 PM

fly actually pours out his wobbly pops and refills them with apple juice. :eek:

paddyjoe 05-21-2004 03:02 PM

Fremen mixes his Pearl beer with prune juice. Quite regular!


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