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paddyjoe 07-22-2004 04:32 AM

When Billy Joel sang about Brenda and Eddie being popular steadys in 'Scenes from an Italian Resturant', he actually was refering to bundy and flyman. Under threat of a lawsuit, he couldn't use their real names. Now however the truth can be told.

Unfortunately, we still don't know which one is Brenda.




Now that my friends, is a 'Double Whammy'!!!!

uncle phil 07-22-2004 01:43 PM

pj once ended up in conesus lake after one of his "naked" surfing sessions down the mighty genesee...

Fly 07-22-2004 07:43 PM

phil wants my marilyn poster collection.........he calls me late at night and whispers in the phone...,you know ....weird shit....

.....i always end up hanging up on him.


you show up here phil..........the posters are yours and we'll shoot some mean stick baby.

Fremen 07-22-2004 10:02 PM

flyman really lik...ahhh, I got nuttin'...:D

bundy 07-23-2004 12:34 AM

Fremen actually goes to bars and uses pick-up lines like...

"Hey baby, if I told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?"

and,

"Hey Darlin, aren't you tied? Because you've been running through my mind all day..."


classics.

uncle phil 07-23-2004 12:59 PM

bundy, fly and fre...the dynamic duo...(oh, gee, i wonder which one doesn't belong?)

hehe, that ol' triple whammy will keep ya guessin' for a while...

paddyjoe 07-23-2004 01:40 PM

uncle phil has trouble counting past two.......

those damn public schools......

Fremen 07-23-2004 06:09 PM

pj had a doctors appointment today 'cause he was a leeeeetle too curious about the hole in the bathroom stall wall.

bundy 07-24-2004 03:02 PM

Fremen, are you admitting to stabbing PJ in the eye with your penis after luring him to look through the hole in the bathroom stall wall?

bernadette 07-24-2004 03:48 PM

bundy? you were there watching, huh? you have photographic evidence, don't you?

and no. i don't wanna see the photos.
thanks, but no.

paddyjoe 07-24-2004 06:24 PM

Oh please bernie! Everybody in this forum knows you saw those photos.........jeez, what am I saying....there are NO photos.....shit


bah you people are RUDE

bundy 07-24-2004 08:43 PM

not only did Bernie just PM me begging to see the PJ PENIS INCIDENT PHOTOS... but i've heard she's trying to start up a counselling clinic for those poor souls who have had their eyes stabbed by Fremens rogue penis, in merry old San Jose.

PJ's filthy secret is that even though he knows full well that he should attend Bernies clinic, he refuses to believe that it happened to him...
sadly, he's still dressing up like a cast member of CATS and roaming the Chicago downtown looking for his Oprah.

Fremen 07-24-2004 09:14 PM

bundy denies using bernies' counselling services, but we all know he's been eye-poked by the best in the business. ;)

*thwump-thwump*

uncle phil 07-26-2004 11:53 AM

fre put the original hole in the stall wall...

ObieX 07-26-2004 12:50 PM

uncle phil allowed Fremen to stick his hand up his butt, and use him as a "meat chainsaw" to chew out the hole.

He did this because he enjoys saying "It's a living..."

Bentley Little 07-26-2004 12:52 PM

ObieX is actually a blue humanoid with lobster claws from the planet Zorblid.

paddyjoe 07-27-2004 03:39 AM

Mr. Little found out all about Obie's claws when he decided to make use of the hole in the stall wall.

Fly 07-27-2004 03:42 AM

joe likes to listen to classical music ,while pulling the wings off of flies......that way it doesn't seem so cruel.


you sick,sick bastard you.

Bentley Little 07-27-2004 06:59 AM

flyman say joe watching mr. little spying on obie x and didnt tell his girlfriend he liked to watch.

uncle phil 07-27-2004 01:23 PM

the bent one is salivating over the pile of fly's hair...

paddyjoe 07-27-2004 03:18 PM

Unfortunately, Mr. Bent can't have the hair, for at this very moment uncle phil is busy super gluing it to his shiny dome.

uncle phil 07-27-2004 04:04 PM

(how did i know you'd grab this and run with it...)


pj once pissed in conesus lake...

paddyjoe 07-27-2004 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
(how did i know you'd grab this and run with it...)
yup, that's some can o worms you opened there phil old boy



And as it were, that was the last time ol uncle phil dove off the dock with his mouth open.

bernadette 07-27-2004 04:35 PM

paddyjoe didn't flush the toilet, because he likes to stir shit.

:eek:

Fly 07-27-2004 05:07 PM

bern likes to kick it up a notch while stirrin' the shit w/ joe..........


damn trouble makers.........



*hehehhe sorry phil but,....i'm still laughin' eh.*

Fremen 07-27-2004 05:22 PM

fly keeps wondering why the gulls are crashing into the buildings now.
It's your shiny pate, you daft roofer! :p

Fly 07-27-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
fly keeps wondering why the gulls are crashing into the buildings now.
It's your shiny pate, you daft roofer! :p



you do,.....do your homework man........



Fremen wishes he could hang with the gulls,wear hose and shave all his freakin' hair off.


he becomes one with nature that way.

Fly 07-27-2004 08:08 PM

flyman is such a fuck..........


he likes to wear pantyhose ,while eating salmon and shaving his head.



whatta fuckin' geek.

bundy 07-27-2004 09:01 PM

in a vein, and somewhat sad attempt to stop the gulls, flyman tried to steal splcks wig the other day.

splck caught him in the act, and then blackmailed him into doing devious sex acts involving seagulls and roofing tools, all afternoon.

uncle phil 07-28-2004 12:29 PM

bundy is trying to figure out how to stuff his new sleeper jammies with that pile of fly's hair he stole...

bernadette 07-28-2004 05:45 PM

uncle phil has a tight ass.

he said so himself. it's in another nonsense thread. the meatball/fly one.

or did he mean he's a tight ass? there is a difference...

bundy 07-28-2004 06:02 PM

back when Bernie lived in Utah, she tried to organise a local neighbourhood production of HAIR...

...the locals ran her out of town when she tried to explain the Age of Aquarius to them.

bundy 07-28-2004 06:11 PM

oh, and while i'm at it...

Uncle Phil isn't really Uncle Phil (at least, thats not his real name)...

his real name is..........

...

...

...

...

BONES

paddyjoe 07-28-2004 06:32 PM

There is really only one bone that bundy is interested in.........and it's usually covered in nylon.

Fly 07-28-2004 07:00 PM

said the guy who manipulated the pix in the first place,just to satisfy his freakish desire to see dudes in hose.


...........*freak*...........

Fremen 07-28-2004 08:59 PM

said the guy who actually manipulated his desire while wearing hose and mouse ears...



¡superfreak!

uncle phil 07-29-2004 12:22 PM

fre's thinkin' about cuttin' his hair off...new hairstyle...the "fly..." with a white stripe across the forehead...

double whammy, anybody?

ngdawg 07-29-2004 01:55 PM

unclephil has a not-so-secret desire to run his hands over flyman's new do while serenading him with Led Zepplin love songs.

Fly 07-29-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ngdawg
unclephil has a not-so-secret desire to run his hands over flyman's new do while serenading him with Led Zepplin love songs.


nice one........



ngdawg likes to watch while phil runs his hands over my shaven bal....uhm,i mean head.....(the one on my shoulders eh).....and she also gyrates to the Zep tunes phil is scrreeeching in my ear.

......*double,double there my friends*.......

uncle phil 07-29-2004 04:07 PM

fly, you are sooooo beggin' for an LZ post to this thread...


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