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pigglet is a little too fascinated with male/female electric plugs. He's been thrown out of every large hardware store-chain in a 100 mile radius for fondling the merchandise. He's resorted to going to the little mom and pop stores to get his pervy jollies. For shame. :eek: |
Fremen is gay.
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lol, ok, heres one:
Fremen spends on average 6.3 hours a day coming up with his next post for this thread. |
Last night Fremen was busted in a lithium smuggling operation that spanned several states. Spot was taken into protective custody. He hid his face as newsmen snapped pictures. We're all embarrassed for him.
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eggers, no.
The idea is not to simply insult, but to take funny elements from the prior posts and to weave them into your post. Try again. |
Meanwhile, high above the city, Peetster wonders why his lithium shipment hasn't arrived yet.
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SM clerks at the electronics counter of the Walgreens at which Peetster refills his lithium prescription.
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Wenchie comes into the Walgreen's once a month to buy hemorrhoid cream.
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SM steals the hemorrhoid cream from me and uses it as a sexual lubricant, although the results are far from satisfactory.
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The results are unsatisfactory because Wenchie uses the cream for toothpaste and refills the tube with model airplane glue.
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SM has no idea what really goes on because he huffs all of the airplane glue.
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I wouldn't huff all of the glue if Wenchie didn't huff all of the spray paint as fast as I can stock it.
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SM spray painted his body blue and christened himself the Giant Smurf by hitting himself over the head with a bottle of Shiner Bock.
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Wenchie hijacked a Shiner delivery truck while she was high on spray paint because she mistakenly believed it was full of Two Buck Chuck.
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As I rolled on down the highway, I spied SM hitchhiking; he was all dolled up in his tranny outfit, trolling for kinky truckers.
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Wenchie stopped and picked me up and proceeded to get me drunk on Shiner Bock.
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Once SM was thoroughly soused, I rolled him and stole his Mac Cosmetics, stripped him and left him on the doorstep of St. Vincent de Paul's in Witchita.
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But the joke was on Wenchie because the cash in my wallet was counterfeit and the cosmetics had been secretly replaced with itching powder.
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Back at St. Vincent de Paul's, SM shocked the Blue Haired ladies with his Blue Nakedness; the BHLs gave him a pair of handyman overalls so that he could conceal his naughty bits.
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Wenchie was stopped at the Nebraska state line with a stolen truck, a wad of counterfeit C-notes, and a bad case of jock itch. She was jailed for ninety days, during which she traded lukewarm Shiner Bock to the other inmates for cigarettes and porn.
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Wenchie flipped SM as the source of the counterfeit C-notes. He was arrested and thrown into a cell with Mike Tyson; SM became Tyson's beeyatch.
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Wenchie spent her sentence playing quarters in the drunk tank with Martha Stewart, Scott Pederson, and O.J. Simpson. Everytime she lost a round, they made her ride a Shiner bottle like it was a Sybian machine.
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SinMo drank so much SB he ended up in the same cell with Wenchie and Martha Stewart made him stitch doilies using used dental floss.
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Fremen beats off to wet umbrella's
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the war-like one sports a "give peace a chance" bumper sticker on his citroen...
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uncle phil has always wanted a Citroen...but his feet are just too damn big to work the pedals.
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bill's feet were too big to work the pedals of his first tricycle...
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uncle phil bought Bill's tricycle at a yard sale and now rides it around town while wearing a Barney the Dinosaur costume; he scares small children and elderly ladies.
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Wenchie's Barney costume is a little too roomy in the bust for Uncle Phil due to her botched silicon implant job years ago.
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wonderwench entered a pie eating contest - as a pie. Was later seen being wrapped in plastic wrap and placed into a refrigerator uneaten.
Edit: BAH! SM beat me to it hmm... SM has a fetish for pirate peg-legs. Especially the rubber-tipped ones. |
ObieX fled for the hills in panic when he heard War of the Worlds on the radio - many years after everyone else knew about the hoax.
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SinisterMotives' motives aren't really sinister, at all!! In fact, SM is far too lazy to have any motives at all.
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Bill O'Rights has a firm grasp of punctuation, but his sentence structure could use some work.
Edit: Doh! Bill changed his period to an actual statement while I was posting. :lol: Bill can usually be found sticking flyers for a New Age bluegrass revue under people's windshield wipers in the Jitney Jungle parking lot. |
SM has a firm grasp of....well, nevermind. Let's just say he is mighty handy at being self-sufficient.
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Wenchie hotwired her vibrator so she can turn it up to eleven. It seems she is numb to the ten factory presets already.
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SM hotwired his microwave so he could explode kittens more quickly.
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Impressed by SMs hotwiring skills, wonderwench asked him to modify her vibrator to add a "warming sensation".
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Wenchie's cabana boy told me he has cut her down to three glasses of wine per evening. He says he's tired of prying her loose from the pool drain when she gets to feeling frisky.
Edit: ObieX beat me to the punch! ObieX was arrested for streaking at the Special Olympics. |
Sinister owns a large stuffed animal named "Mr. Pickles". Mr. Pickles has many mysterious stained holes.
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