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SirLance once made a run for a seat on the city council, but wasn't elected when his father showed up at the polls dressed as Marilyn Monroe.
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Fre drools on his Marilyn Monroe sleeper jammies.
.....and then has to try and explain the wet marks to his mom. |
No one knows this, but Fly sold his house for $14 Canadian and a bag of magic seeds....
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Ngdawg can't do long division.
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Daoust likes to stretch melted mozzarella cheese and wrap it around little Daoust.
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Fremen's current mode of transportation is an ox-cart. He tried to take a girl out parking by telling her it was a hayride. She sued for breach of promise!
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sirlance was wrong more than once...
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uncle phil has wig made from his pubic hair... no, not a merkin... this one he wears on his head.
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Charlie once confused a merkin for a sporran, and was exiled from his clan.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because sheep can hear zippers. |
SirLance honed his ghost-ninja skills stalking nervous herd animals while carrying chocolates and a charming bouquet of seasonal flowers. He never shared the chocolates with his prey. However, he always found great pleasure in watching them nibble on his floral offering.
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Kramus has the most wonderful garden of seasonal flowers....
He sells them online...the last review he got said only 'baa-a-a-ahhhh' |
NG is the illegitimate daughter of Teddy Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe
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SirLance is crowding Betty White's personal space. Look for a restraining order soon...
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pop is on ritalin...not bad for an older high-school type..
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phil needs glasses..........
it's actually him dressed up like marilyn in his Av........freak. .......and where the hell is joe ,phil? |
Fly's girlfreind, "Dolly" constantly needs air refills.
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SirLance hangs his underwear on the clothesline even if they already are dry.
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Fremen wears a lifejacket in his waterbed. Can never be too careful, right Fremen?
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Paddjoe has a hamster farm ... and he one day plans to power his car with hamsters ... with a hamster as a chauffer :)
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amokie has a pet alligator in her closet.
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Skier.... what did you do?!?! <I>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</i> <h1>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</h1>
You <I>know</i> what you did.... you...... BASTARD. Slovakia will NEVER forgive you.... you will be haunted in taxi cabs EVERYWHERE. And by everywhere, I mean Chicago. |
Poppinjay flips-out every Sunday.
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I do it on Mondays, too.
That's when I score my heroin from Fremen. Which, by the way, awas FAKE. Thanks for nothing! Fremen sells chewed up blackjack gum as heroin. |
Washington, D.C. immediately updated there emergency evacuation plans when they heard Poppinjay was moving there.
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paddyjoe puts an image of himself naked in any picture he takes to subliminaly (sp?) remind all us women what we are missing :lol:
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ShaniFaye is a shy Baptist from Opp, Alabama.
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Poppinjay is really Tammy Faye Baker incognito.
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If you rearrange the letters in SirLance and add a T, you come up with 'larcenist', revealing his true persona-a thief. He is wanted in parts of Nebraska for stealing husks at dusk and wanted in Louisiana for taking prawns at dawn.
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Curses -- I've been found out!
NG is so hot she has been banned from the local coffehouse. When she walks by, heterosexual males and homosexual females keep spilling their coffee on each other and fights break out. There have been a number of cases of whiplash. ...which makes for a great distraction when one is stealing prawns... |
SirLance's stolen prawns all taste like coffee. All of his shirts have coffee stains. He has 2nd degree burns on his thighs.
Caused by coffee. |
Poppinjay likes a good-sized teaspoon of prawn-squeezings in his coffee.
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fre...still pushin' off those shrimp look-a-likes?
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UnclePhil caught a chill from Strawberry Hill that made him so ill, he took an odd pill and now he has to lie perfectly still.
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dawg likes to paint little frowny faces on her toenails... it makes her secretly happy.
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Charlie dots his lower case I's with little smiley faces and hearts.
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Alakazam, alakazots, Fremen is at the jimjam, frippin at the krotz.
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Poppy ...can not say crotch only krotz. Wonder what is in his mouth at the time he says it?
Mashed potatoes of course. |
zaiaz hand-picks the aforementioned potatos...
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uncle phil slicks his car down with KY jelly before each ride...er....I mean drive.
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Fremen can put both of his legs behind his head at the same time... Problem is he'll do it anywhere, anytime. This is just not something you want to see him doing anywhere let alone, at church, in movie theatres or in traffic jams...
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