ObieX has a "Mr. Pickles" costume and fantasizes about SM staining his mysterious holes.

ObieX has many pairs of burnt up skivvies in his dresser drawer. Now his wife won't let him handle matches after serving him beans for dinner.

Edit: Sheesh! Trumped again.

Wenchie was ejected from the ballpark at an A's game when it was discovered that she and Mr. Pickles were responsible for the stains on the bleachers in the nosebleed section.

SM and Mr. Pickles caused quite a scene while waiting in line to see Fahrenheit 9/11; women wept, small children shrieked in horror, brave men bit their lower lips and trembled.

wenchie here likes it when brave men bite her lower lip(s).

flyman wishes he could attempt that maneuvre on Wenchie.

Wenchy preforms vascectomies with out a license?

Sixed has a thing for grapefruit.

Peetster wore a grapefruit for a hat at his last class reunion.

SinisterMotives and a real good lookin' buddy of his go to a bar.

they sit back to back at opposing tables....now Sinister isn't so good w/ the woman folk eh.....he's gonna rely on what the good lookin' buddy says to the chick that he picks up....


....so....the goood lookin' buddy and Sinister pick up a couple 'o chicks on the dance floor and,take them both back to thier tables.........after a few drinks,the good lookin' guy says too his date...."between your eyes,the beauty lies ,and that's what makes me realize."


...now Sinister didn't quite hear what his buddy said so.....he blurted out....


"between your thighs,your pussy lies,and that's what makes my boner rise."


sad too say but,it didn't go over well w/ his date,

flyman, dressed in his full tranny get-up, was SM's date.

Wenchie has a tranny fetish, as evidenced by her frequent mention of them in this thread. :p

SM is a tranny.

Wenchie is a tranny troll. :p

SinMo tried to sue the Heinz Corporation because he was positive his bottle of Heinz 57 was actually made of 58 ingredients instead of the usual 57. He sent it off to a lab for testing because he noticed it tasted a little......fishy. ;)

Sinister sleeps in a bra and panties at his psychologist's suggestion.

He's also a lumberjack.

Peet likes to skip over the dude above him and go even higher to the 2nd dude above that.

Hmmmm.......flyman likes talking about dudes.........Hmmmmm

joe likes to play dress up in photoshop,with dudes and pantyhose.

Sheesh, it musta been one of those nights. ;)

Fly is actually a conservatively dressed young businessman who is the president of his local Young Republicans Chapter. He drinks single malt scotch, smokes cigars in a boardroom that frowns on ethnicity, and plays golf.

All while secretly wearing a bra and panties under his three piece suit.

Peetster is a golf pro; he favors pink, green and orange plaid pants.

Wenchie's gym unitard matches Peetster's golf pants.

SM licks the sweat from the machines after wonderwench is finished with her workout and leaves the room.

ObieX is jealous of Sm's seat licking,Now that he's licked it no one else can. It was the primary reason Obie accepted the job at the ladies gym,and the reason SM broke in.

Six has an admirer who's not so secret. ;)

Peetster keeps a brunette on her knees under his desk.

SixEdxMia is obsessed with my ass :p

Nancy orgasms at the sight of applesauce.

Obie sent Nancy a lifetime supply of applesauce.

Peetster milks free-range bums for their tasty juices

obie whines when he can't find the remote...

uncle phil has rewired a sybian to work with a remote and has all the girls on the block lined up for turns to ride it.

Wasn't everyone? :)

Wonderwench is really a man!

Six was so fixated on Nancy's ass, that she couldn't bring herself to wait in line at phil's anymore....she stole the remote and grabbed wonderwench out of line, a few places ahead of her. She bribed the wench with a role of quarters and the remote for the sybian in return for certain favors....let's just say that Six knows the wench is a man based on personal experiences... ;)

pigglet doesn't know what a sybian is.

wench does. she has an AutoCAD layout of the design schematics, and a retrofitted goretex carrying case for hers. not to mention, she's now got the remote control..

Pigglet is in training for the Gnome, Alaska amateur bowling tournament. He retrofitted his goretex case to hold a portable snow maker, a bowling ball, and ten live penguins.

SM loves his cat more than any man should, and I think we can leave it at that.

stoneygirl likes to hang out w/ flyman on fryday nights.

sometimes, when fly is having a tough week and everything is really dry, he becomes oreganoman for a while. really pisses his friends off to no end.

Stoneygirl? Flyman? Tell me THAT isn't a match made in heaven.

Pigglet actually prefers smoking oregano. He says it goes well with his pizza.