Fremen doesnt need pants,He has no legs.

Six only says that 'cause she's trying to justify stealing my shoes.


(she wears a 10-1/2 male shoe)

Google strokes Freman's goods.

Everquest joe has never played everquest.

SixEdxMia secretly plays Everquest as a level 65 ogre shaman!

Everquestjoe breaks into my house once a week to go through my fridge and taste everything,He has yest to learn the key is under the mat.

SixEdxMia secretly wishes she could be a radio personality

Ace has an affliction with pouring gravy down his pants.

the wagon master still has lewd dreams about his gym coach from sixth grade. women with dike cuts and cigarette-stained teeth really turn him on. he gets a noticable erection when he does his jumping jacks every morning.

Pigglets X-wife was Warwagons 6th grade Gym teacher.
That Big Ol' Bitch could kick our ass at dodgeball anyday of the week.

: X

First of all, she's not my "X"...she would be, but Six broke into my P.O. Box and stole the papers so I couldn't sign. Six was my former better half's maid of honor, and secretly always wanted to use WarWagon's repressed desires to barter her way into his heart. She knew that if we were split in the eyes of the Law, the Wagon of her Lust would rush into the locker room of Love, and she just couldn't tolerate that.

pig tells stories...

Uncle Phil perfers a spoon over a fork while eating chunky soup.

iamtheone has split personalities

pigglet wants his time with two of them on the weekends.
He has a lot of hot oil on hand.

Fremen likes to entice old nonsense dissidents like me back into good ole threads like this one with promises of seizure inducing flash extravaganzas.

Such as your avatar?


Bundy tried out to be Michael J.Foxs' stunt double for The first Back to the Future movie,Little did bundy know they were looking for a professional,and despite all of his years as a ballerina he still couldn't go back in time.

SixEdxMia is not only a client but also the President for the Hair Club for men.

iamtheone bought a Total Gym, but returned it when he found out that Chuck Norris didn't come with it.

WarWagon refused to eat his vegetables unless his Mom let him wear his Michael Jackson red and black zipper jacket to the table. He was 25 at the time.

the pigglet squeals when he's excited...

It's feels as natural as my own hair.

unclephil placed Third in the Special olympics.

Six had a side bet going on, speculating when uncle phil would lose his sleeper jammies during the race.
She didn't win 'cause he lost them on the starting line.

Fremen keeps a Teddy Ruckspin in his car trunk for long trips, which he reprogrammed to sing along with his Menudo and Wham! Chistmas Special Albums

Oohh...I'm never gunna dance again..The way I danced with youuuuuuuu...

Pigglet eats pounds of marshmallows in one sitting. Don't tell him I sid he was chubby. : X

Six really wants me! I haven't decided yet but I might give in. hm......................

Hey, some people like plumpers....

Amethyst's secret desire is to spend a weekend with Alex Trebek in South Dakota, listening to him read the questions and answers off of Trivial Pursuit cards.

pigglet...pigglet....i got nothing.

WAIT! pigglet directs midget pornography

waltert only knows about my midget porn involvement because he was the stunt cock on my last feature "Short Odds for Peachfish to Win"

Pigglet has the overwhelming desire to send a copy of those films directly to my uh um...*Friends*... Email box.
Sixedxmia@hotmail.com.


Where the hell is a pic of you pigglet?

Are you a man.. A woman... A pigglet???
Don't forget to post yout butt.

SixEdxMia secretly writes one letter a week to Ahnold in hopes he will divorce and remarry with her

He has taken out a restraining order

The fda considers Ahnold to be obese.You know I'd never stalk anyone fat. :)

Ace_o_Spades is really the king of hearts,but he will never tell you.

6-ed plays with beans in her nose...

Uncle Phil snapped a nasty coke habit by snorting Lik-M-Aid candy soaked in gasoline.

*****

me's bees a pigglet, for sure. pics? post my butt? hmmm...very demanding is the 6.

pigglet eats pork.

Conclamo Ludus loves pork, and is definitly thinking about eating pigglet.

Everquestjoe is a professional washroom attendant.

SixEdxMia is the sixth clone of OneEdxMia

It's true...

Ace_O_Spades Is still obsessed with his first and only true love,The girl of his dreams,Me.(and he sneaks in my house and sleeps in my closet).

I think Ace_O_Spades plays cards more than often.

SixEdxMia is right, but I sometimes work in the ladies room too. Watch out.