Uncle Phil speaks the unspoken language of love, fluently.

Giant Hamberger really grew up a chicken sandwich until he was kidnapped by the Hamburglar and raised as a Meatwich.

bparker,That old man wasnt really the hamburglar,He just told you that to get you to take off your pants. (Hey, it worked didn't it?)

Bparker told me once after a late night conversation that he wished he was pretty,with big bleached blond hair and fake eyelashes,He said it was impossible to get himself off without feeling his own legs in pantyhose.He told me in a past life that He was Betty Davis even,and he just wanted to dance,dance, and dance.I swore not tell,and sent him a care package of silk, fishnets, lipstick,and vaseline.... anyway.

He will never be as pretty in my panties as his dad and his dads husband were.

: X


PfukinS I aint skeeeered.

the person above me seems to like playing dress-up

fly wants to steal my jammies...

uncle phil can't stand not knowing where all of his beloved sleeper jammies are at any given time, so he electronically tags them before he sells them to the sleepy-jammer public.

fremen used to like to wear his yellow banana suit on the way to the market to pick up a loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter while flipping a nickel in the air.

iamtheone's favorite mode of transport is skipping and he plays jacks and jumprope in his spare time.

mml enjoys snorting red ants and sipping guava juice

monkeydriven does lunges with unopened cans of spam in his pants.

Chingal0 dreams of opening those cans of spam.

mml keeps sliced turkey in his wallet

ape123123 just can't quite get to 4............keep tryin' man.

flyman is the founding member of D.A.R.E

iamtheone's favorite late night snack is a bowl of mayo with raisins and mashed anchovies. If its a special night, he tops it with liverwurst. :(

mml humps a certain cactus 3 times daily.
strange, but true...

bernadette does crazy burlesque shows in her garden by the light of the moon... hoping that one day the ghost of Humphrey Bogart will notice. Amazingly her neighbours have never noticed.

Charlatan was using his bird bath as a urinal, until he got attacked by a Blue Jay.

Paddyjoe secretly loves to drink Coors Light...

Charlatan just made paddyjoe spit his Pabst across the room.

hahahahaaaa.......nice slice man.....(sorry joe..........not really.....)




C Ludas is the head waiter at hooters.

flyman thinks I have a shitty job.

Conclamo Ludus, still a secret agent has been told that his job is somewhat on the shitty side

iamtheone is not actually the one

ape123123 eats off toilet seats

cameroncrazy822 is crazy for cameron on the real world.

iamtheone apparently always posts before me on this thread because he feels the need for me to let everyone know all his dirty little secrets - it is sort of like his own Jerry Springer show. Sad, but true.

iamtheone likes to dress up as a schoolgirl and be spanked by a big biker named Hal.

edit: *doh!* I meant mml likes to do that...

On the weekends Redgirl dresses up as a big biker named Hal.

that's ok.... the more the better you two.



Lets see:

mml enjoys TV dinners on a hot summer night in his boxers watching reruns of what's happenin' while he gently strokes his G unit.

Redgirl enjoys tying myself up to a bed late at night and plays tongue games with my man muscle.

EDIT:(loves redheads)

iamtheone and mml have both met, and liked, my alternate persona Hal.

redgirl: alternate persona is Hal.

iamtheone has man boobs and he can lick his own nipples, while Hal watches.

redgirl likes to pleasure herself while she watches Hal lick his own nipples from his saggy man breast.

No, no, silly. I'M Hal! You have the man boobs!! I have REAL BOOBS!! And they're not saggy, dammit!

iamtheone (not so) secretly wishes he was Hal.

Redgirl likes to confuse impressionist young men with her alter-personalities....

Do man boobs differ from real boobs? I don't think you have real boobs, you need to prove it.

Redgirl likes to be known as Hal which is a.........

iamtheone has a shrine devoted to me in his basement.

bparker805 is the coolest mother fucker I know. Besides Redgirl(aka Hal, who enjoys man boobs)

iamtheone doesnt know this, but I am only the coolest mother fucker because I follow his lead.