Ah my sweet, sweet Bundy.

Where to begin? Your secrets are as dark as they are deep and most of all plentiful. You hate to sleep with others in fear you will speak in slumber revealing that which can not be revealed. A secret so secret that its absolute knowledge destroys absolutely. Your entire life and all of its efforts are to keep the horrible truth from becoming manifest. You are consumed by this clandestine manifesto from the inside. You poor hollow bitter husk of a dry shell.
I miss hanging out with you,
-GH

oh, my former flame Hamburger...

i too miss our play...
but i feel it is my duty to tell the world of your secret dog circus...
http://www.wfmu.org/~spazz/images/dog_pi.gif

sorry, but they had to know.

Bundy that's harsh but fair.

You realize that there are other things that THEY need to know.

Like the bastard child of your ape lover!
http://www.adamsoffox.com/graphics/monkeyinadress.jpg

What's its name?
-GH

LOL!
nice one...

but does the world know of your secret alliance with the RAT KING??
http://runagate-rampant.netfirms.com...ing_rat_jp.jpg

i even have photographic evidence of your secret meetings...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...810_rat300.jpg

there is no denying that this is indeed you, travelling in your ultra secret polystyrene mobile.

bundy found an easy way to coerce young boys into playin' on his skin flute.




http://www.heritagecenter.com/Museum...ages/bundy.jpg

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sorry, carry on

paddyjoe doesn't have any teeth

...and he spits milk outta his nose when he laughs really hard.

Flyman sarted out on oregano...

...and never stopped (quit buying your weed from highschoolers, man)!

Once I saw flyman catch my aforementioned milk in a glass, add some Nestles Quik, and then have a wonderful time dunking his graham crackers in it.

*edit* I type soooo slow.

I believe debaser amassed his fortune selling oregano down on the street corner. To flyman.

I was told that PJ braids his ass hair...

and Ruprex braids paddyjoe's back hair.

this is how he knows about the asshair deal.

BUNDYS BOY BAND - OMFG - thats terrible... why´d they have to name it after me????

LOL

flymans wig is made exclusively of ruprexes arse hair...

Inside source, me bucko. ;)

Bundy shares and rotates underwear with three other neighbors of his.

Fremen was with Lee Harvey Oswald's group and assasinated JFK.

muckluck is particularly lucky with the muck.

he has never, ever failed to pick up dog poo on his shoes.

unfortuately, bundy's skin flute is more the size of a piccalo. doesn't stop the boys from playing it, though.

....said the HEAD flutesman.

Flyman is Oprah's love child . Who's your Daddy ?

Marco has a forked tongue with a piercing in each fork...Not so bad, huh? The tongue rings blink red and green.

ruprex stars in ´Location, Location´.

(thats a really tragic aussie lifestyle show)

bundy plays with his female "action-figures", but won't share with anyone.

Fremen's folks never did puzzles with him when he was a kid.

....a lost soul...

Flyman raises synthetic chinchilla's in the love-slave quarters above his garage .

marcopolo believes that he is becoming the RED DRAGON...
but all hes really doing, is being a filthy little beast.

ahhh bundy my mate.

had to tell these fine people about how you wear "men's"undergarments on your head while you masterbate.

*he looks funny too*

Flyman doesn't really smoke weed.


It's all an image thing.

wk is really lamb chop's little brother...and he can't wait to get his own pair of sleeper jammies...

uncle p. doesn't wear real sleeper jammies, but the cheap knock-off Chinese made "sleepy jammys". ::shakes head, sadly::

Fremen makes pornographic renderings on an etch-a-sketch.
And then he shakes it ... really hard .

nephew marco wonders about "sleeper jammies..."

uncle phil has 3 bladders.

Co-Lu doesn't like honey because he can't get over the concept that it's bee puke.

At least it is sweet bee puke. Sweet, sweet, bee puke.

Fremen likes bee puke in his salad.

Yup, my fruit salad. :p

Co-Lu sings the Body Electric.

Fremen Quixote enjoys sexual adventures with his man-servant, Pancho, and the donkey of course.

bundy's pissed cuz Fremen stole the donkey from him.

you bet, and i also know that it was you, flyman, who put him up to it.

i know all about your dirty little donkey stealing racket.

Bundy wets the bed.


But only if he's peeing on a hooker.

World's King got so upset by an episode of the Twilight Zone he cannot sleep without all the doors open and the lights on.

And a comfort blanket.

feetfirst secretly wishes to be an olympic diver