and play lemmy.... not cards... lemmy...I'm guessin?
 

Everquest doesnt pay good attention.

Maybe it was only 1 second differance. Maybe it was 59 second differance. If I pressed refresh it would ruin my message, so i'd have to retype it. but then i'd have to press refresh again to see if anyoine had still not posted, so it would ruin my message again. So i'd have to refresh again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. So i'd have to refresh again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. So i'd have to refreash again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. So i'd have to refresh again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. So i'd have to refreash again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. It will go on forever!!

Everquest is compulsive!

SixEdxMia likes watching Beavis and Butthead reruns in the dark, naked, on a bean bag eating cheetos.

Iamtheone adopted two children from remote third world countries, and keeps them in separate homes, never allowing them to meet or even know of one another's existence. He is raising one a devout Communist, and one a stout and die hard Capitalist. He will introduce them when they turn 18, and lock them in a room together at an isolated bed and breakfast in the Applachian mountains.

pigglet says random stuff.

everquestjoe softly sings "Tinkle tinkle little star" under his breath whenever he uses a public urinal.

Pigglet epoxies cabbage leaves to people's arm pits while they're asleep.

WW can't read without using his fingers to underline the words...

At night, when everyone is asleep, Uncle Phill sneaks into the closet and licks the soles of all the shoes. *slurp*

Redgirl has a poster of Zack Morris and A.C. Slater hidden in her boudoir at home. She sighs whenever she walks past it.

pigglet saves the little used packets of ketchup he gets from drive-thrus and glues them to his bedroom floor.

Fremen actually invented the chicken dance.

In shop class in high school.

paddyjoe has Playboy delivered to his neighbor's house, and pays him to cut out all the pictures. That way at parties, he can legitimately tell people that only reads for the articles.

pigglet is the neighbor who cuts the pictures. he pastes them all on his bedroom walls.

everquestjoe shows up at my house every afternoon at 5:30 with a jar full of vaseline mixed with peanut butter, and a blind bloodhound and pays me $50 to hang out in my room for 15 minutes.

Pigglet invites him.

That's right - pimpin ain't easy.

Six shows up at 5:15, and pays me $30 to hide under the bed. Sorry everquest, I know it's rough to find out like this, but you, 6, and that dog are involved in something really freaky.

everquestjoe's secret is that its true.

everquest is a compulsive liar

pigglet is very much correct

everquestjoe likes to slather icyhot on the back of his neck before he goes out clubbing. that athletic smell brings the ladies in drooling.

once again pigglet is correct

this may not be a secret, but everquest wants me to drop my rates for the bedroom. flattery will get you nowhere. i know you stole your grandmom's ATM code, so it's not your money anyways.

dammit...
 

Everquest doesnt know right from wrong.

you guys are quicker than shit. I'm stoned.

Six doesn't smoke herb. She likes to say she does so she can hang out with dirty people and not shave her legs or armpits, but she doesn't inhale. Bubba Clinton is her hero.

Pigglet is made of bacon. He fears BLT days at the school cafeteria.

Peetster has fetish for hamsters. He once made a bike that ran on hamster power, but recently he's taken to the HLT sandwich. He's not afraid of the cafeteria, they're afraid of him.

Pigglet really is a hamster,but not the cute little furry kind,His parents were related,and thus brought upon us the Quizno's commercial stars. Way to find a wife,eh?

sixedxmia is obsessed with trying to be the girl of my dreams, it's sad really.

and by the way... i NEVER play cards everquestjoe haha... you can ask fallenangel for confirmation.

Ace_O_Spades dips EVERYTHING in Nutella, including small animals.

heh.. nice. Next.

Six is late on all her library books. From 1991!

How the fuck did you know!!?!??!?!
Can I borrow fifty-four bucks?

Fremen is an undercover librarian,dressed as a super hero sent to remind me in the middle of the night that I owe books from 1991. :(

SixEd signs a fake name in all the National Park registries.

War Wagon really IS a garden gnome. He longs for some college kids to steal him and tour all of beautiful, scenic Ohio.

Peetster co-wrote and produced David the Gnome.

WarWagon was recently detained for sexually abusing his neighbors plastic pink flamingo.

Fun while it lasted, though.

joe here,likes to wear dresses and high heels to play frisbee football.

Flyman let joe borrow his dresses and high heels to play frisbee football...