wario once starred in the school play as cinderella............

...yeah, but that was law school - and everyone was in drag... including you Midlandmadman (don´t you remember??) - you played that ugly step-sister...

(and WK - funny coz its true, but its never my bed - haha)

bundy affectionately refers to sausages as 'sangers'

castex drives a team of oxen to work everyday.

Conclamo is only three feet tall.


When standing on a chair.

World's King is the underworld's queen.

CL is the rest of the world's queen...

phil likes to wrestle pigs in the mud....

that's why there's such a huge supply of sleeper jammies in his closet.

hey phil......what happened to the pants man?

pants are out of season...it's SLEEPER JAMMY season...(wait until fall...)

and fly needs to go on vacation...get outta here...go...go...we've got things planned...

Aunt Phil?


Think about it.

I will copy and paste the unsolicited PM I got from World's King today:

The Sweetest Thing I've Ever known ....... Is Loving You

For bringing me happiness
as though it were a gift
I could open every day
.....I Thank You.

For listening to the words
I want to say
....I Appreciate you.

For letting me share the most
personal parts of your world,
and for welcoming me with your eyes
....I am grateful to you.

For being the wonderful, kind,
giving person you are
....I admire you

For being the most beautiful
light in my life,
....I desire you

For making my world
a happier one,
...I Thank you

For being everything you are to me,
and for doing it so beautifully,
....I Love You.

I get something like this from him almost every day...
and I am starting to like it.
-GH


I think he is a poet.

Giant Hamburger owns the complete Tella Tubby stuffed animal collection.

GH , thanks for sharing that poem with us ...
I think that WK's deep dark secret is NO MORE !
He is REALLY a very sensitive , caring , loving person !:icare:

*edit* And bparker is a part time hairdresser for the dead .

bparker805 sold it to him for a smile and a tender hug.

Jumpin Jesus is the guy trying to promote WK as a poet.

I hurts when Bundy pees.

thats only because sometimes i forget to ask the hooker if shes into it...

World´s King diagnoses STD´s down on the street corner for free.

Bundy writes love letters to his own colon.

Titsmurf likes dancing with squirrels in dresses.

BentNotTwisted relates with rats who rabidly recollect ruined rasberry rinds with little loss of learnable locution from the little losers he likens to lick.

Floonie likes to watch fly flowery finches fly over fat flatulent fish.

BentNotTwisted participates in the annual Luciel Ball drag queen look alike contest, just to pick up chicks!

Midlandmadman participates in the Desi Arnez drag queen look alike contest, just to pick up BentNotTwisted.

Conclamo Ludus wishes he looked good enough to enter the Dezi Arnez/Lucielle Ball drag queen look alike contest.

Sad, but true...

BentNotTwisted once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

lol

Conclamo Ludus likes to collect empty ball point pens and make models of famous buildings with them.

BNT is neither bent nor twisted, but rather sort of a "straight arrow..."

Aw crap, you outed me! ;)

Uncle Phil likes to ask adolescent boys if they've ever seen a gladiator movie.

BentNotStirred watched the movie ' Rat Race ' waay too many times . Sooo much , that it has affected his humor .
Plus ... he always buys the squirrel .;) :D

Marcopolo has never been very good at the game that bares his name.

He can't even swim.

World's King is actually not the king of the world. He is actually only the king of a small city in Greenland.

The tj2001 in cobras name refers to the number of ' Times Jilted '.

Marcopolo chose his name so he could hear all the children yell his name when he hangs around the public pools during summer. The restraining order prevents him from ever operating an ice cream truck again.

Pheatius is insane because every time he looks at the clock it is 7:54.

niobius2 got buttraped by a gang of neo-nazis, and went back for more.

laxative was happy to dish out seconds for niobius2.

Conclamo Ludus enjoys watching laxative dish out seconds.

BentNotTwisted can't remember the last time he got through a day without spending ten minutes covered in apple sauce.

It has something to do with a childhood trauma involving apples and a obsession with He-Man.

World's King has a fear of tacos................... I believe its called mexifoodophobia.

Midlandmadman doesn't like small mammals, he fears they are mocking him.