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*cha-ching my friend*
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dead meat...dead fuckin' meat...
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After years of riding the little bus with Charlatan, Flyman saved up enough money to buy it, and now he drives it to work every day. Charlatan's big secret is that after fly has sorted out his nails so that they point the right way for the side of the house he's working on, Charlatan sends a squad of attack squirrels that swoop in and mix them all up again.
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Topha bought his own little bus, souped it up, chopped and dropped it, then went looking for young punks to dragrace on Friday nights.
http://www.strangevehicles.com/image...ent/102684.jpg |
The funny thing is, I beat Fremen every race. All I had to do was open the door, the lights would come on, and he'd stop and look for children crossing while I sped away.....
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Charlatan still has some refried beans on his chin, from 4 weeks ago.
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Daoust is about 6 posts out to lunch.
he likes them california rolls eh. |
flyman loves his horse... No. He really loves his horse.
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Charlatan is Flyman's horse.
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Giddyup!
Poppinjay loves to read Agatha Christie novels, but not for the mystery. He just likes to fantasize about Miss Marple. |
Charlatan is like a rhinestone cowboy, riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo, gettin' cards and letter from people he don't even know....
And offers comin' over the phone. |
Poppinjay has a pet worm named "Simon". He likes to take simon for long walks -- er, drags ---
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SirLance drinks wormjuice every evening to get that pale mucus-like sheen to his hair he treasures so well.
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fre...get outta town, man...
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As they drove through town, uncle phil had a kind of "red rum" chill go through his spine. The same kind when he read high school lit shit like, "and then I smiled to myself!" Who the fuck smiles to himself? Gaybons, that's who!
Then he picked his nose. And that, my friend, is his deep, dark secret. |
poppinjay wishes he could be more like Glen Campbell.
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flyman sees floating pink sleeper jammies whenever he combines wobbly pops with his favorite drink...........milk!
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Fremen enjoys cavorting in tropical storms... but only if he can wear his fur coat.
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Charlatan dreams of one day putting together a Vespa Scooter Polo league.
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Top drinks Coors Lite.
*i bet that hurts eh?* |
Flyman drinks Coors Lite too.
*ouch* |
splck is co-dependentwith Flyman
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Charlie just don't know.
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Quote:
when's the last fucking time you've seen a Coor's Light here man? |
flyman drank all the CL evidence before asking that last question of splck.
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Fremen, is in fact, pissed on Coors Lite....right now.
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splck pissed <i>in</i> coors light. His day job is to top off each can.
(Damn you, Flyman! That's just mean!) :D |
Tophat's day job is to piss in wine coolers.
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Johnny Pyro really wonders how useless these such threads are and is perpetually thinking about how long this one will last (and why it's lasted this long so far).
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shazbotus likes to rub Almaden Golden chablis into his nipples. He says it makes him feel like a young girl in the south of France.
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Tophat recently became a young girl in the south of France... OK, honestly? He just stopped bathing and started singing Frere Jacques a lot... but it works for him.
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Charlatan likes to stand to the lee side of young girls in France. It gives him a certain air.
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the air around kramus is a tad bit unpleasant.
he just farted. |
fly can smell kramus's odeur from BC, because he has what they in the "Business" call a "Nose".
He usually uses his nose for sussing out quality (Coors) alcoholic beverages, but he's been known to go on a fart smelling spree every other full moon. |
Fremen wishes that flyman could smell his farts... he spends a lot of time trying to customize the smell.
His favourite scent accomplished so far is Tootie Fruitie |
Charlatan has won prizes for his dutch-oven skills. He has a particular flair with a blanket.
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Tophat hatched a plan to steal every beer in fly's fridge, but that was thrown out when he remembered who he was dealing with.
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Fremen, when he first saw the pictures of the Six Million Dollar man in his avatar thought, "wow, he's covered in iPods."
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Charlatan gets drunk and sings Roger Miller tunes.
<I>Trailer for sale or rent.... Rooms to let, fifty cents.... |
Poppinjay has the entire Slim Whitman collection on 8-Track. He keeps it next to his prized Boxcar Willie tunes.
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