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Charlatan picks his nose at church, in movie theatres & in traffic jams.
He watches for people to look & then he pops the boogers in his ears. Why? Who knows? Just another great mystery of the universe. |
bernadette really DOES look like that avatar
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shazbotus collects moths in a cookie jar and sells them to Girlscouts for cookie ingredients.
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Fremen longs for the days when he was a girl scout.
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Paddyjoe longs for the days Fremen was a girl scout.
There's a soldier in the grass With a bullet in his ass get it out get it out like a good girl scout! |
Poppinjay smokes a pipe filled with dried elephant dung.
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Fremen is an elephant dung wholesaler.
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SirLance likes to blow his paycheck on a good load of South African elephant dung.
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Fremen the magic dragon
Lived by the sea And frolicked in the Autumn mist In a land called Honah-Lee |
Daoust is a Taoist from Laos.
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Poppinjay likes to puff on the magic dragon...
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sirlance will only wear his sparkly, brand spankin' new sleeper jammies in a tent in the dark...
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Uncle Phil is really Fergie from Black Eyed Peas.
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Poppinjay hardly ever licks his elbow.
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Freman licks his own nose, which explains his popularity with the ladies.
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Elphaba's Avatar is actually her picture.
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Tophat665 holds the world record for fapping.
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Poppinjay prefers otter lovin
in the face |
ObieX walks like an Egyptian.
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Daoust can't actually pronounce his own name
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I CAN TOO. It's pronounce DAO Whooo. Dow ewww. Dah woooo.
Not Dow est. or Dou-ist. Like Dan Daoust. Fresnelly is really the gay older brother from Blossom. |
Daoust masturbates to pictures of Six from Blossom.
Ah, hell, we all did. |
Poppinjay likes his puppies young.
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Fremen is studying for his big break as a "Fuel Transfer Technician". He has sofar failed Propane, Diesel and Premium Unleaded. The thousands of dollars he has spent for correspondence courses for the certification is money wasted.
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BigBen was called LittleBen until he started dating.
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the elph used to have a skin rash, which chased away the really "good ones..."
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Uncle Phil recently made headlines when he tried to fly his ultralight from new york to los angeles via Bangkok.
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SirLance rips that labels off soup cans at the supermarket.
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Poppinjay introduced Syphilis to his friend James.
/Why her parents named her Syphilis is another story. |
Fremen walks his dogs at 2:30 in the morning, so he doesn't have to pick up after them.
*Bastard* |
pj thought about stealing my 'vette...
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uncle phil likes to pretend he's an elevator valet and when people tell him what floor they want, he'll press every button between the ground and their desired floor.
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JumpinJesus lusts after my mother-in-law.
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Psycho Dad zooms right into the handicapped parking spots.
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Poppinjay likes his women like he likes his coffee. Cold and bitter.
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Fremen has a paddyjoe fixation...
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Charlie is jealous...
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SirLance has done everything under his power to bring aboot the fall of Canada.
You can see how well he's done. |
Poppinjay has done everything in his power to bring about the rise of Britney Spears.
You can see how well he has done... |
It was an unfortunate deal with the devil. Everybody got screwed.
BigBen wakes up a few minutes before midnight, tip toes outside the house, and whispers, "bong" as the clock strikes midnight. |
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