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Johnny Pyro believes in werewolves.
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Fremen blew all of his life savings on a sleep number bed.
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vanblah filled his waterbed with iced tea.
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Galahad once tried to apply for a debit card at the sperm bank.
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speakin' of sperm banks...........joe has been rejected on more than one occasion.
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fly "opened up an account" at the B.C. Savings & Loan when they gave him his free toaster.
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fre forgot his birthday today until he saw that he was in a birthday thread...
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Uncle Phil attends childrens birthday parties as "BOBO the CLOWN"
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SirLance leaves his fly open on purpose.
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Paddy has a fixation with Moe from the three stooges....primarily due to the rejection letter he got from Shemp for a script he wrote when he was 12. Had the letter come from Curly (who Paddy respects far more than Shemp), it would have gone over far better.
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Tec knows this because by the light of the silvery moon, he peeps into Paddy's windows and when Paddy is snoring away, he sneaks into hishouse and goes thru his underwear drawer :)
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Maleficent is an internationally famous supermodel who relaxes here anonymously by masquerading as an IT worker.
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Redlemon once went to work wearing a suit made out of maple leaves.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sir Lance, trying to emulate redlemon, wore a suit made of leaves, but alas, he flunked out of boyscouts, and used Poison Ivy instead... He's still recovering from the itchies. |
Maleficient took a break from supermodeling to learn skydiving, but wound up landing in the men's locker room at the gym. It took her 3 weeks to escape!
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sirlance wishes he had a pair of sleeper jammies like fremen does...the kind with the little "fishies" on them...
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phil wishes he hadn't sold me that particular pair of sleeper jammies, because of my stint on Cops while wearing them.
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Fremen is building a pyramid in his basement.
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Kramus used to have a pet dorkfish. As everyone who knows anything about dorkfish, they eat corndogs, but you have to take the stick out, because they are stupid enough to try and eat the stick and choke on it. Kramus <i>used</i> to have a pet dorkfish.
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Tophat prefers that the women he dates do not shave, because while growing up he had a particular fondness for an Aunt, (who wasn't really an Aunt, but they called her Aunt anyway, Aunt Mildred) who grew a full length beard and kept it until the day she died in a freak accident while spelunking.
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Daoust is a member of the Ukrainian People's Liberation Front. He is desperately seeking a map, because he doesn't know where the Ukraine is...
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sirlance drools when he listens to his ipod...
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Uncle Phil sold his hair for Rock 'n Roll.
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top built his city on rock and roll...(hehe...)
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uncle phil is a pac man addict. He logs in at least 3 hours a day on his old system.
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kramus once depleted the national reserves of a small European country when he used their hacked bank codes to fund his breakfast cereal habit.
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Fre doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground...........
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Flyman really thinks that smoking pot is a disgusting habit, and he has never even touched the stuff. He does, however, think that sniffing gas is perfectly healthy and socially acceptable.
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Daoust constantly tries 'writing' his name in the neighborhood kids snow cones.
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PaddyJoe wears Superman pajamas, and not just to bed, either!
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SirLance once drank a gallon of waffle syrup on a dare from his proctologist.
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fremen secretly wishes for a CAT-scan (hehe...)
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uncle phil just can't stop squeezing the Charmin....... :D
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Paddy Joe has the largest collection of used tea bags this side of Great Britain.
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/me wont make a comment about kramie and tea bagging :D
Kramie, just recently, accepted a lucrative position as a Chippendales dancer.. video, for the ladies, will be shown as soon as I am done with it.. :) |
Maleficent occasionally dresses up in a bunny suit and reads Dr. Suess books to undrepriviledged kindergarteners.
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Top yells at kindergarteners so they'll give him their chocolate milk.
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Fremen keeps a post it note explaning metric conversion, as well as a picture of Mr. Belvedere in his wallet.
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Daout also is a big fan of Christopher Hewett, but the picture he keeps in his wallet is a still from the Producers with him a Grand Duchess Anastasia.
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Top drinks vodka from the bottle. A baby bottle!
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